Just An Observation - Page 20

W.M.P. · 03-27-2009, 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by JonPop

I do stuff like that on a daily basis and I have an 8 1/2" X 6 1/2" dick from all my efforts and even at my age it functions perfectly.

Damn!

That is one mean piece of manmeat, Sensei!

Especially when it comes to girth, I have this "inspirational tube" from a finished paper-towel roll, that has a solid 5.5" in girth and it looks like quite a beast...can't even imagine carrying around something a whole inch thicker than that.

Jack · 03-27-2009, 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by 10

Boy, this scenario took some thought and imagination.........

Maybe there have been some private things JP hasn't been sharing with us 10?

Jack

baybabe · 03-27-2009, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by JonPop

Put on your bikini. Stand on the corner of your lot, weed wacker in hand.
Wait until you have a crowd. Look forelorn. Make a couple of feeble attempts to start the weed wacker. Drop weed wacker on ground. Throw arms up into the air and cry, "Oh God, I wish I had a big strong man to do this." Shake your tits back and forth in time to your heart wrenching sobs. Throw yourself into the arms of the first man that asks, "Uh..Can I help?" Problem solved.

Hmm I think it would easier to just whack the weeds... no? Good advice though!

JonPop · 04-26-2009, 12:14 AM

Just a reminder:

After you masturbate or have sex, before you take that piss, take your fingers
and open the metus, (the hole at the end of your penis) otherwise it will be stuck shut and piss will go everywhere.

Pegasus · 04-26-2009, 03:06 AM

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Originally Posted by long2Blong

As a newbie routine?! That scares the s*** outta me! You're telling me you do stuff like that on a daily basis and you retain 1. the ability to achieve and maintain an erection and 2. sensitivity and pleasure?!

I know this is an old post L2B. But anyway.
The first time I did PE I had limited info and I started doing dry jelq. Not the 3 part but anyway it did me no harm.

10 · 04-26-2009, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by JonPop

Just a reminder:

After you masturbate or have sex, before you take that piss, take your fingers
and open the metus, (the hole at the end of your penis) otherwise it will be stuck shut and piss will go everywhere.

Boy, no SHIT! I had this happen to me some time ago. I had to take a piss about an hour or so after Renee and I had finished having sex. I get up thinking nothing of it, go into the bathroom, whip it out and the next thing I know, I've got TWO streams of piss going in opposite directions!! One stream pissing on my right foot and the other pissing on the side of the bathroom counter!! All I can say is THANK GOD I've got good kegal muscles. I had to stop the flow before I made more of a mess, unstick my meatus opening and then proceed to piss as normal. Funny stuff..........

W.M.P. · 04-26-2009, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by 10

Boy, no SHIT! I had this happen to me some time ago. I had to take a piss about an hour or so after Renee and I had finished having sex. I get up thinking nothing of it, go into the bathroom, whip it out and the next thing I know, I've got TWO streams of piss going in opposite directions!! One stream pissing on my right foot and the other pissing on the side of the bathroom counter!! All I can say is THANK GOD I've got good kegal muscles. I had to stop the flow before I made more of a mess, unstick my meatus opening and then proceed to piss as normal. Funny stuff..........

Even funnier to see you going back to bed with an urinated foot while the rest of the urine became slowly ingrained, deep within the fibers of the cabinet... just like a true SoCal hippie. Right on, brother.!

Jack · 04-27-2009, 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by JonPop

Just a reminder:

After you masturbate or have sex, before you take that piss, take your fingers
and open the metus, (the hole at the end of your penis) otherwise it will be stuck shut and piss will go everywhere.

Most of the best fun I have all week is when my penis gets glued shut. Sorta exciting trying to make it stop while you are peeing and it just makes it worse. Thanks for the reminder JP!

Jack

10 · 04-27-2009, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by W.M.P.

Even funnier to see you going back to bed with an urinated foot while the rest of the urine became slowly ingrained, deep within the fibers of the cabinet... just like a true SoCal hippie. Right on, brother.!

Now W.M.P., do you REALLY think I went back to bed with piss on my right foot? I actually did wipe my foot off AND went so far as to actually clean up my piss mess in the bathroom. All I can say is thank God for tile flooring in her master bath. I never did tell her about that either........

JonPop · 07-23-2009, 05:13 PM

Man, 3 months since I have posted to this, blog/observation/personal/progress thread.

HOT! Been over 100+ for 2 straight weeks now. Also, humid as hell. Summer hit us with a bang this year.
Nothing much has changed for me, just getting close to another B/day.

How about the rest of you?
Time to do weed clearing and cut down brush. Every fookin year, same thing. BUT...TOO HOT! Just hope some nut case doesn't torch off the back county, don't need anymore big fires, but you know, something will happen and it will be panic time again.
Our Governator has cut the budget for fire fighting so drastically that if/when that happens, we are in for a rough time.

Still just doing maintenance and trying to improve EQ. Started on Magnesium as a supplement, good stuff that we don't get enough of in our diet. Do a search on this, you'll see. JP

10 · 07-24-2009, 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by JonPop

Man, 3 months since I have posted to this, blog/observation/personal/progress thread.

HOT! Been over 100+ for 2 straight weeks now. Also, humid as hell. Summer hit us with a bang this year.
Nothing much has changed for me, just getting close to another B/day.

How about the rest of you?
Time to do weed clearing and cut down brush. Every fookin year, same thing. BUT...TOO HOT! Just hope some nut case doesn't torch off the back county, don't need anymore big fires, but you know, something will happen and it will be panic time again.
Our Governator has cut the budget for fire fighting so drastically that if/when that happens, we are in for a rough time.

Still just doing maintenance and trying to improve EQ. Started on Magnesium as a supplement, good stuff that we don't get enough of in our diet. Do a search on this, you'll see. JP

Yep, my cyber papa is getting close to another candle on that old cake. Think of it this way pops, you're still the KING around here............always have been and always will be. You were my inspiration 5 long years ago and continue to be so. You're a hell of a man and I'm grateful that I've had the pleasure of knowing you these past several years. You da man boss!

As for summer, it's hot as hell up here in the OC too! Not quite as hot as you but hot none the less. I've enrolled myself at the local community college for Fall term to finish my last real estate course so I can take the state exam and get my license. I'm tired of doing the 8-5 thing. It's boring and while I'm grateful to have a job, I want something more personally fulfilling. Renee and I are great. Kids are great. Yeah, life's awesome!!

JonPop · 07-24-2009, 03:24 AM

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Originally Posted by 10

Yep, my cyber papa is getting close to another candle on that old cake. Think of it this way pops, you're still the KING around here............always have been and always will be. You were my inspiration 5 long years ago and continue to be so. You're a hell of a man and I'm grateful that I've had the pleasure of knowing you these past several years. You da man boss!

Eh? What's that Sonny? Speak up, caint hear ya. Hee,
Yup, gettin old. Thanks for the kind words Bret, they mean a lot to me.
Been quite an adventure, hasn't it?
Here's to 5 more years. Clinks glass.

10 · 07-24-2009, 05:26 AM

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Originally Posted by JonPop

Eh? What's that Sonny? Speak up, caint hear ya. Hee,
Yup, gettin old. Thanks for the kind words Bret, they mean a lot to me.
Been quite an adventure, hasn't it?
Here's to 5 more years. Clinks glass.

I don't think "adventure" is quite the word here pops. Life altering experience is more like it. My life has been positively changed forever thanks to this site, PE and knowing guys like you.

Now, enough chit chat. Go get to yankin' on that crank there buddy boy. lol

Pegasus · 07-24-2009, 07:42 AM

It's winter here in Aussie, but Qld winter are mild, no snow or anything like that.
Work's a bitch, since the downturn ,they have been very hard to deal with.
But so far at least, my partner and I are both employed and my daughter is going well.
The gym stuff is going ok and of course betterman is a positive in my life.

JonPop · 07-25-2009, 12:44 AM

And, you are certainly a positive here at BetterMan. How old is your daughter?

Pegasus · 07-25-2009, 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted by JonPop

And, you are certainly a positive here at BetterMan. How old is your daughter?

Thank you.
She is 9 years, a bright and active kid, loves to swim.

JonPop · 07-25-2009, 04:35 AM

Of course she's bright, look who she has for a dad. :)

JonPop · 01-07-2010, 04:02 PM

Been lax with my thread. Almost 6 months now.

Funny how much has changed in a short period of time and even funnier, is how so many things stay the same.

Still maintaining what I worked so hard for, but eating healthier.

I wish all of you a great new year and one that sees both physical and personal growth.

lifted · 01-08-2010, 05:11 AM

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Originally Posted by JonPop

Been lax with my thread. Almost 6 months now.

Funny how much has changed in a short period of time and even funnier, is how so many things stay the same.

Still maintaining what I worked so hard for, but eating healthier.

I wish all of you a great new year and one that sees both physical and personal growth.

Yeah, cheers!

Johno101 · 08-24-2010, 02:10 AM

Yeah, JP "Listen to your body" has been an amazing turnaround for me buddy. You rock man and THUMBS UP for the Hall of Fame :))

The down days have worked for me really well. Thanks to you again, keep up the amazing spirit

Johno101 · 08-26-2010, 03:35 AM

ya its always good to have a glass of water after sex.You can regain your form again instantly.

0enkrz · 04-25-2011, 05:24 AM

Is it normal to lose some length if not commited to regular workouts?

Big Al · 04-25-2011, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by 0enkrz

Is it normal to lose some length if not commited to regular workouts?

You can lose size through disuse- just like any organ in the body that goes neglected.

Once you hit your size goals, you can cement them then maintain them with a minimal amount of regular stamina work- which you should be doing anyway to ensure sexual fitness.