Überschwanz's routine - Page 4

kal · 03-15-2005, 02:36 AM

O man, happy birthday Uber!

Überschwanz · 03-15-2005, 03:15 AM

How old did you guys think I was? My birthday has always been in my profile.

pleaser · 03-15-2005, 05:25 PM

Uberschwanz, first off I forgot to wish you a Happy Birthday!

As to how old I thought you were, I couldn't say a particular age, but your posts are all very articulate and written with a great deal of clarity and organization. Even more important is that you seem to be able to communicate in a manner that is highly respectful and appropriate even when you might be issuing an admonishment (in your role as moderator) or simply expressing a difference of opinion. All these qualities suggest someone who has had a lot of experience dealing with many different kinds of people, and also experience with written communications in a business environment. I'm not surprised that a 20 year old could have great intelligence, but the "polish" usually comes from having a few more years "under one's belt." Ah... maybe I have stumbled upon something?

Jon

pleaser · 03-15-2005, 05:26 PM

Oh, don't let this go to your "head." (No more bad puns, I promise!)

Überschwanz · 03-15-2005, 05:52 PM

Thank you pleaser. Anyway I should keep this thing in my pants. Someone could trip on it and sue.

Überschwanz · 04-17-2005, 10:08 PM

I finally get to post an update. It's been so long, but what can you do when you've got school interfering with PE? It's only 1/8" both ways, but I finally cracked 5.5" MSEG. I also don't think I care for tracking flaccid measurements anymore since they can be so variable.

April 17, 2005
BPEL 7 5/8"
MSEG 5 1/2"
LOT 10:00

10 · 04-17-2005, 10:13 PM

Hey Uber, nice job!!m Even with school you cranked out another 1/8". Nice going brother!!

Überschwanz · 04-17-2005, 10:16 PM

Thank you 10. I got so excited after measuring that I cranked one off before I remembered to measure base girth. Oops.

10 · 04-17-2005, 10:19 PM

Hey man, don't sweat it. That's usually what happen's to me. A celebratory pud pull after measuring a gain. Anyway, nice job brother!

2cents · 04-25-2005, 03:02 AM

Congrats Uber, and I feel the same way about flacid stats. Erect I go by measurement, flacid I go by observation. It's not scientific, but I was absent the day they taught penis science in high school.

Überschwanz · 05-21-2005, 04:46 PM

I was doing my pumping routine before bed last night and as soon as I started the second set I noticed a little spot about the size of an ant's head on the dorsal side of my penis. At first I thought it was just a tiny piece of lint from the towel I use for cleaning my cylinder so I ignored it and gradually pumped up to 5 inHg.

Then I noticed that it was beginning to protrude slightly so I released the pressure and ceased my routine. As you might guess, it was a hemorrhaged blood vessel. I had been a tad more aggressive with the PJ earlier in the day so that might be why the vessel was weakened.

Here's a picture I took when I woke up this morning. I'm not worried or anything but I want this to be a lesson to newbies that when the moderators say a particular form of PE is strenuous on the penis, they mean it.

It's times like this when supplements and Enlargel can really be useful. I'm out of commission for a few days, but at least I have the Penimaster to keep me company.

JonPop · 05-21-2005, 05:02 PM

Damn Uber. Does this mean we have to cancel the Fraulein party?
By the way, you must have very small hands to make your dick look so big. Ha..

Sorry about your injury, I went out of commision for awhile too a couple of months ago. This, or worse,can happen to anyone at any stage of PE. The only thing is, I already have the keg for the party, so guess you and me will have to drink it...Miller Genuine Draft...Hey 10, interested?

10 · 05-21-2005, 08:28 PM

Huh? JP's got MGD? I'll be over with a few Hustler models hehe.

Sorry about your injury Uber. You'll be fine in a couple of days. If it'll make you feel better, I'll do a couple of extra sets for you LOL.

Überschwanz · 05-21-2005, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonPop

Damn Uber. Does this mean we have to cancel the Fraulein party? By the way, you must have very small hands to make your dick look so big.

No way am I cancelling the party JP. I can still get erections.

Keine Scheide wird das wütende Monster in meiner Hose erübrigt werden!
No pussy will be spared the raging monster in my pants!

I can almost feel my balls slapping das Arschloch einer Jungfrau (a virgin's asshole). I'm so horny and it's been awhile since I blew my load on a girl's chest.

And yes, my hands are a bit smaller than most guys'.

10 · 05-21-2005, 10:20 PM

OK, that did it, I'm taking a German class!!

JonPop · 05-21-2005, 10:23 PM

Aw come on 10, Germans don't have any class. Snicker.
Oooops!

Überschwanz · 05-21-2005, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wanna10incher

OK, that did it, I'm taking a German class!!

Wonderful! The first thing you learn will be a pickup line to use on hot German girls:

"Mein ganzes Leben habe ich auf dich gewartet."
"I've been waiting for you my whole life."

10 · 05-21-2005, 10:31 PM

OK, that solidified it! German 101 this Fall! I'm tired of my German being limited to VW, Audi and Wienerschnitzel! LOL

Überschwanz · 06-05-2005, 02:07 AM

Dear Diary,

Wonderful news! Today I just realized that I have big balls. Life's going to be okay after all!

Über

10 · 06-05-2005, 02:20 AM

"Dear Diary"??? Uber, man, what's that about?

Überschwanz · 06-05-2005, 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wanna10incher

"Dear Diary"??? Uber, man, what's that about?

I wanted to make it sound like a major event in a young guy's life. I don't really keep a diary.

10 · 06-05-2005, 02:33 AM

I'm sure you don't bro, I was just messin'..........

JonPop · 06-05-2005, 05:02 AM

Yes he does I saw it, it's pink and has a pretty ribbon on it. Ha.

Überschwanz · 06-05-2005, 06:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonPop

Yes he does I saw it, it's pink and has a pretty ribbon on it. Ha.

Do I detect a hint of jealousy JP? Not everybody can have big balls and a pretty pink diary.

JonPop · 06-05-2005, 03:34 PM

Yes Uber, I am jealous. When I went before the Dean yesterday, he was so intimidated by my HUGE Cock, that he settled for an inch off my balls. I, from now on, will be more careful of double posting, I will.

Überschwanz · 08-10-2005, 11:43 AM

I haven't posted any update in awhile because I really haven't had much to say. Since I got out of school for the summer in mid-June I've done very little PE I regret to say. It's virtually impossible to do it when I'm spending all my time either at home with family or in dorms with people I don't know. I fully intend to start from scratch at the end of September when I go back to school though.

Überschwanz · 09-28-2005, 06:05 PM

I going to restart my regular routine tomorrow. Naturally I need to recondition my penis since I haven't done any PE in months.