PeniMaster Maintenance

JonPop · 05-10-2005, 03:08 PM

PeniMaster Users. Time to do maintenance

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Time to trot this out again.

Hey all you PeniMaster users. Have you oiled yours lately?

Run the threads all the way out, put a couple drops of a light oil (Like-3 in- one) on the threads and run them back in, wipeing off the excess oil.
Remove any rod extentions and look into the top of the rod that is fixed to the screw assembly. You will see a screw slot and a small hole. Put a few drops of oil into this area to lube the springs. Work the springs several times. This will keep your device operating smoothly and protect your investment. JonPop

Überschwanz · 05-17-2005, 04:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Mail Man

You know JP, what works really good is a drop or two of the old Irish brew. Just place a couple of drops of Irish Whisky, on the threads, and down the springs, then watch out. Cause the PM will jump on your dick out pure enjoyment.

The only reason I would even consider that idea is because it saves the Wild Turkey.

Überschwanz · 05-18-2005, 04:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Mail Man

It also works on Wild Turkey's. But watch out for they are liable to bite your dick.

Wild Turkey is my favorite whiskey Mail Man.

10 · 05-19-2005, 03:46 AM

Gee Uber, you're an Osark guy! hehehe

Überschwanz · 05-19-2005, 05:07 AM

Mail Man, your ignorance of American culture is insulting to me. Not everybody drinks Jim Beam you know. I live in California, far far from the Ozarks.

Überschwanz · 05-20-2005, 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Mail Man

Yes I suppose your right, But ya know when you cum from the Emerald Isle, many things about the US are considered big. Do the blokes from Ozarks live close to to Texas? or are they closer to the state of Alabama?

This explains it better than I could.

Peter the Great · 06-24-2005, 12:07 PM

Nice post 10,

After the 5 day use of PENIMASTER, i put oil to the threads and the spring as you suggest. With a total of approximately 4 times in a month. I'm expecting my PENIMASTER to last till the day i die.

... and i'm bringing it with me in my coffin. hehehe

kene · 08-16-2005, 01:06 AM

Regarding the PM problem of slippage, I have tryed many ways myself and recently found something that has worked the best for me.
Found at the 99cent store, young girls head bands in a package of 3 various width size , cut pcs 2 inches long and slip over your shaft then buckle down in the PM strap. kene