My new avatar

kal · 06-01-2005, 06:31 PM

I switched my avatar. What does everyone think? It's from that show on the wb called "Smallville". Its Clark Kent aka Superman running.

Überschwanz · 06-02-2005, 02:33 AM

It's great and makes me want to resurrect an old debate my high school friends and I used to have. Who would win a fight between Batman and Superman?

I say Batman. He has a jet! Nuff said.

kal · 06-02-2005, 02:36 AM

Thanks Uber, as to the debate- you know my answer, well the logic is this- Superman is an alien, Batman is a human being. Enough said.

Überschwanz · 06-02-2005, 02:43 AM

Human beings kill aliens. Didn't you see Independence Day?

kal · 06-02-2005, 03:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Überschwanz

Human beings kill aliens. Didn't you see Independence Day?

Uber, Hollywood movies are reflecting on our own human nature and prefer to show aliens blowing away puny earthlings or vice versa, rather than shaking hands. If they could revert the trend, they would help shape a more peaceful world.

Überschwanz · 06-02-2005, 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kal

Uber, Hollywood movies are reflecting on our own human nature and prefer to show aliens blowing away puny earthlings or vice versa, rather than shaking hands. If they could revert the trend, they would not help shape a more peaceful world.

But it doesn't change the fact that Batman would kick Superman's ass.

kal · 06-02-2005, 03:33 AM

Yea, uber that's just an opinion, and they're abundant, everyone has one. Anyway, let's look at some of superman's power's compared to batman's:

x- ray vision Supes 1, batboy 0
heat vision Supes 2, batboy 0
freeze breath Supes 3, batboy 0
superstrenght Supes 4, batboy 0
superhearing Supes 5, batboy 0
flight/superspeed Supes 6-0 there you have it!

Überschwanz · 06-02-2005, 03:53 AM

X-ray vision? Ha! Batman has night vision which is a hell of a lot more useful. Superman would get cancer if he looked at himself too much, but Batman would know how to cure his own cancer if he got it. He's a scientist!

Heat vision? Batman can shoot wrist darts into Superman's eyes.

Freeze breath? Batman is hot enough for the ladies that he could stop Superman's freeze breath and makes sweet sweet love to Wonder Woman while Superman watches in disappointment.

Super strength? Batman can throw a car with his cock! (Maybe I am reaching here.)

Super hearing? Batman can borrow Alfred's hearing aids!

Flight/superspeed? Come on man. JET!!!

Finally, Batman is fucking rich enough to buy a pound of kryptonite, combine it with anthrax, dunk it in botulinum toxin (Very deadly shit! It has an LD50 of 300 pg/kg.) and serve it to Superman as Jello. End of story.

(You can tell I've done this before.

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10 · 06-02-2005, 04:19 AM

I can't believe what I'm reading. Two grown men having a war of words over whether Batman is going to kick Superman's ass and vice versa?? Face it fellas, Wonder Woman can kick both of their asses. And, when she's done humiliating both of them, as an offer of good will, she gives them both an opportunity to fuck the hell out of her doggie style! Nuff said!

Überschwanz · 06-02-2005, 05:35 AM

Of course 10. How do you think Wonder Woman got her name?

JonPop · 06-02-2005, 03:14 PM

Sorry guys. Capt. Marvel. He Kicks both Superman and Batman's ass, fucks Wonder Women, says "SHAZAM" turns back into Billy Batson, walks off and blends into the crowd.

10 · 06-02-2005, 03:24 PM

Now that's a tough act to follow!

mAnillA · 06-02-2005, 11:53 PM

hehe..guyz!
First time since very long (cant remember when) that I enter this forum and I cant denie that I very much like the fact that people from old are still around! (man! jp! the last thing i read was that youd retire - I thought ud be off and never seen again =D). But what are you debating about?!?!
You don't know son-goku and his magic trixx? ^^
besidez..über.. remember me?...the german....I could help you somehow out with ur signature (are u using alta vista translator?! ;) just contact me..if you like )
Anyway.. good to see y'all

Überschwanz · 06-03-2005, 12:53 AM

Sorry, I don't remember you manilla. I didn't use a translator, but German's not my native language. What's wrong with my grammar?

JonPop · 06-03-2005, 12:55 AM

Hi mAnillA, welcome here. I know you are German, because you PM'd me and apologized for your poor English. Don't worry, just do the best you can and we'll do our best to follow you. Also, this is good practice for you and should help all of us be more tolerant of second language speakers. As for me retireing? Got talked into running for another term, so will be around for awhile.

I would suggest the advice you were seeking when you PM'd me should be put out in open forum, lots of knowledgeable people to help. Start a thread in Progress Tracking. Post your starting stats and routine. Ask your questions there. JP