Testicle Size - Page 3

adamander · 08-13-2006, 08:46 PM

If those are your balls Uber I do not think they need to hang further down. They seem to be just right. You don't want them touching the toilet water when you sit down to use it would you?

Überschwanz · 08-13-2006, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by adamander

If those are your balls Uber I do not think they need to hang further down. They seem to be just right. You don't want them touching the toilet water when you sit down to use it would you?

That's correct adamander, but this thread is more about their size, not how low they hang.

SilentRob · 01-18-2007, 12:13 AM

Wow, thanks a bunch for that attachment, and getting this conversation started, Über! Despite my unremarkable (BPEL 5.2" x EG 4.9") penis, it's comforting to know that I'm starting out with nuts bigger than the biggest ball on the original chart (> 25 cc).

Measuring metrically, I'm (pi/6)*(5.6cm)*(3.3cm)^2 = 31.9 cc !! Measuring comparatively, I'm just smaller than an Extra Large AA Egg. Quite encouraging... no wonder I think my cock looks so tiny!

Edit: Just noticed how old this thread is... sorry if I introduce myself by bringing up an old conversation!

Überschwanz · 01-18-2007, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentRob

Wow, thanks a bunch for that attachment, and getting this conversation started, Über! Despite my unremarkable (BPEL 5.2" x EG 4.9") penis, it's comforting to know that I'm starting out with nuts bigger than the biggest ball on the original chart (> 25 cc).

Measuring metrically, I'm (pi/6)*(5.6cm)*(3.3cm)^2 = 31.9 cc !! Measuring comparatively, I'm just smaller than an Extra Large AA Egg. Quite encouraging... no wonder I think my cock looks so tiny!

Glad I could help SilentRob. Time to balance out the package it would seem.

SilentRob · 01-18-2007, 12:24 AM

Certainly is, and thanks for the encouragement... I've dedicated half of the past year to getting the rest of my body in shape (when I started working out in June '06, I was 365 lb with 44.5% body fat, and am now down to 315lb with about 29% body fat... lots of room for improvement), but it's now time to get to work on the thing that I plan on using most once I get the kind of body that attracts that kind of attention

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bear · 01-24-2007, 05:16 AM

I've made a search by "testicles" and found an interesting article form supra (09-12-2006), in which he describes various methods to streach the scrotum and enlarge testicle size. I'm gonna try the ball jelq.
Now I only need something to increase testical hair...

slickwillie · 01-26-2007, 04:02 AM

You're funny as hell with the hair stuff bear! :)

bear · 02-03-2007, 04:06 AM

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Originally Posted by slickwillie

You're funny as hell with the hair stuff bear! :)

Picture yourself like this...
Wouldn't it be funny? That's more or less how I'd like to be...

Überschwanz · 02-03-2007, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by bear

Picture yourself like this...
Wouldn't it be funny? That's more or less how I'd like to be...

You wouldn't happen to own that website by any chance, would you bear?

bear · 02-03-2007, 08:54 PM

What website? That's just a picture of a not exageratedly hairy guy with a satisfactory sack that would benefit from PE...

Überschwanz · 02-04-2007, 04:06 AM

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Originally Posted by bear

What website? That's just a picture of a not exageratedly hairy guy with a satisfactory sack that would benefit from PE...

Don't mess with us bear. It says bearfilms.com on the picture. If you promote your site again and you will be banned.

bear · 02-04-2007, 05:19 AM

I didn't even notice it till now... I copied a picture from another website but I don't have anything to do with it. Honest!

Überschwanz · 02-04-2007, 05:23 AM

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Originally Posted by bear

I didn't even notice it till now... I copied a picture from another website but I don't have anything to do with it. Honest!

Then what is 'bear' supposed to mean?

bear · 02-04-2007, 05:36 AM

that would have to do with my sexual preferences...

Überschwanz · 02-04-2007, 05:40 AM

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Originally Posted by bear

that would have to do with my sexual preferences...

Okay then. I'm not going to grill you about that. Sorry.

bear · 02-04-2007, 07:32 AM

Friends again? I kind of liked the "Don't mess with us bear." That was so MATRIX!
Next time I attach a foto will be of my huge, low-hanging, dirty, hairy balls.
Man sieht sich!

Betterman · 02-04-2007, 08:25 AM

I thought I read you could post your own site. Not just an affiliate site?

af·fil·i·ate /v. əˈfɪliˌeɪt; n. əˈfɪliɪt, -ˌeɪt/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[v. uh-fil-ee-eyt; n. uh-fil-ee-it, -eyt] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation verb, -at·ed, -at·ing, noun
–verb (used with object) 1. to bring into close association or connection: The research center is affiliated with the university.
2. to attach or unite on terms of fellowship; associate (usually fol. by with in U.S. usage, by to in Brit. usage): to affiliate with the church.
3. to trace the descent, derivation, or origin of: to affiliate a language.
4. to adopt.
5. Law. to fix the paternity of, as an illegitimate child: The mother affiliated her child upon John Doe.
–verb (used without object) 6. to associate oneself; be intimately united in action or interest.
–noun 7. a branch organization.
8. Commerce. a. a business concern owned or controlled in whole or in part by another concern.
b. a subsidiary.

9. a person who is affiliated; associate; auxiliary.

Überschwanz · 02-04-2007, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Betterman

I thought I read you could post your own site. Not just an affiliate site?

af·fil·i·ate /v. əˈfɪliˌeɪt; n. əˈfɪliɪt, -ˌeɪt/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[v. uh-fil-ee-eyt; n. uh-fil-ee-it, -eyt] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation verb, -at·ed, -at·ing, noun
–verb (used with object) 1. to bring into close association or connection: The research center is affiliated with the university.
2. to attach or unite on terms of fellowship; associate (usually fol. by with in U.S. usage, by to in Brit. usage): to affiliate with the church.
3. to trace the descent, derivation, or origin of: to affiliate a language.
4. to adopt.
5. Law. to fix the paternity of, as an illegitimate child: The mother affiliated her child upon John Doe.
–verb (used without object) 6. to associate oneself; be intimately united in action or interest.
–noun 7. a branch organization.
8. Commerce. a. a business concern owned or controlled in whole or in part by another concern.
b. a subsidiary.

9. a person who is affiliated; associate; auxiliary.

Did you glance at the website?

JonPop · 02-04-2007, 07:13 PM

I couldn't read the URL. Did you go there Uber?
You must have SOME misgivings.

Überschwanz · 02-04-2007, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by JonPop

I couldn't read the URL. Did you go there Uber?
You must have SOME misgivings.

It's a gay fetish site. I don't care about the content. What bothered me was I thought he was affiliated with another website and was trying to promote it here as a sort of free advertising.

JonPop · 02-04-2007, 07:23 PM

Ok, I was just curious as to what that site was.

Bear, what the hell does this mean?
Your doctor or pharmacist can help you stop BEARing.

SonicCelt · 02-04-2007, 08:10 PM

I'm pretty sure "Bear" is a referance to hairy males in the homosexual community, something like "Twink" which I'm not sure what kind of feller that is but is is also a male gay term. No I am NOT gay, not that there is anything wrong with that, just some info I came across once.

bear · 02-06-2007, 05:27 AM

Bears are not a sort of fetish, the bear culture was born in the beginning of the eighties as a way to protest against the image that the gay comunity was passing on to the general public, that all gays were either very feminine in every aspect or very musculate and produced, being always easily spottable among others.
So...
Bears are gays that above all are normal men and feel good about their manhood, they're allowed to get fat, don't shave their body hair because hair is understood as symbol of masculinity, they like lumber-jack shirts, leather, bikes, facial hair, they can be old, middle-aged or young are are never left-out because of age-related issues, they can be top or bottom, have a huge or a small package, you don't even have to have hair or be fat to be accepted by bears. Some bears like others bears, and some don't. They like chasers. Some like old bears (daddies) other like the younger ones (cubs). Some bears are slimm (otters), others very big (grizzlly bears), some are so cute you just wanna hug them (teddy bears)... There are many bear clubs and many bear meetings and bear sites around the world.

The meaning of

Your doctor or pharmacist can help you stop BEARing.

The original text is
"Your doctor or pharmacist can help you stop smoking" and it can be read on cigarette packs in the UK. My version means that I am a sort of addiction... (it's just a joke, ok?)

JonPop · 02-06-2007, 03:41 PM

That was very informative bear. Thank you for answering my question.

Überschwanz · 02-06-2007, 04:49 PM

Now it all makes sense to me.

SonicCelt · 02-06-2007, 06:11 PM

Okee dokee, I thought I wasn't going to learn anything today

bear · 02-07-2007, 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Überschwanz

Now it all makes sense to me.

So basically I'm not trying to fit into a group because I already have a place there.
The intention here is to become somehow a better man and according to my judgement, body hair is a part of it. Since I was a teenager.

Should anyone have any questions concerning the bear culture, don't send private messages, don't e-mail me. Assume your curiosity without shame and post it right here.

bozoballz · 04-05-2007, 05:35 AM

AC/DC's Ode to this thread: (I couldn't resist)

Well I'm upper upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)