Testicle Size

Überschwanz · 06-04-2005, 09:33 PM

I was curious about where I stood in terms of testicle size so I decided to do a little research.

Doctors use a device called an orchidometer to measure testicle volume. All they do is find the closest matching bead. It's simple as that. When a boy reaches size 4 (i.e. 4ml), then he is in stage 2 of puberty.

You can still measure your testicle volume without your own orchidometer. I've included a simple printout version. The numbers in the ovals are in milliliters. After printing it out, make sure that the scale on the lower right matches up with 1 inch (measured between the black lines of the scale) on your ruler or you're wasting your time. The length and width of the largest oval are 1 7/8" and 1 3/16" respectively (including the black lines this time). When measuring your balls with a ruler make sure to push away the skin of your scrotum. Pull it as tight as you can.

To my pleasant surprise I am 2 1/8" x 1 1/4" (the empty white oval I printed out). The reason I bring all this up is because I want to stimulate some fresh discussion on ways to increase testicle size. I have a 2-stage cylinder, but I use it infrequently. Has anybody had success enlarging their testicles? If so, what did you do?

10 · 06-04-2005, 09:35 PM

Stupid question, but what is the point on enlarging the testicles? The penis I can see but the testicles? I've got a pretty large set so I'm not concerned.

Überschwanz · 06-04-2005, 09:36 PM

Why not? It's cool to have big balls! It's all about aesthetics 10.

10 · 06-04-2005, 09:42 PM

Well, I guess I was indirectly blessed Uber. Big balls, small dick (until PE came along that is. Now I'm getting a matching set hehehe).

Überschwanz · 06-04-2005, 09:47 PM

Yes! Off the chart!

10 · 06-04-2005, 09:49 PM

Are women turned on by a good large set of balls? I realize that no woman wants a guy with an 8" penis and a set of raisenettes as testicles, but in reality, does size in terms of testicles count to women???

hunglow · 06-04-2005, 09:54 PM

so do you lay your ball down on its side??

Überschwanz · 06-04-2005, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by hunglow

so do you lay your ball down on its side??

No. Just hold a ruler alongside each of your testicles.

Überschwanz · 06-04-2005, 10:01 PM

I just found the formula for the volume of an ellipsoid.

π/6 × length × width²

Make sure that you convert your measurements from inches into centimeters before plugging them in. The number you get out will be in milliliters.

Click here to see post #68 for a convenient little calculator I made. Plug in your measurements in inches. It converts the numbers automatically.

10 · 06-04-2005, 10:04 PM

You had to go there with the metric stuff didn't you Uber?

OK, am I supposed to squash my nuts with the rule laying along side it? Now I'm really curious as to how big my balls are.

Überschwanz · 06-04-2005, 10:05 PM

Sorry but I can't help but brag.

π/6 × 5.3975 × 3.175² = 28.5ml

sikdogg · 06-04-2005, 10:07 PM

Damn Uber... are you part Ostrich or something??

I think i'm in the 10-14 range but what bothers me about my balls isn't so much their size but the fact that they don't hang very low. Throw in a little cold breeze and they bury themselves deep in my stomach or something... I need to work on them to get them to hang lower like Supra did (only not as low as his). I think he called the process Ball Enlargement (BE)...

Überschwanz · 06-04-2005, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by wanna10incher

OK, am I supposed to squash my nuts with the rule laying along side it? Now I'm really curious as to how big my balls are.

Just pull the skin tight around the backside of you ball and measure. Make sure not to overestimate the length because you'll have some empty scrotal space between your ball and scrotum at the top and bottom of the testicle if you don't push that down too.

10 · 06-04-2005, 10:09 PM

I've noticed mine will sag with heat. If it's a hot day or even during warmup prior to hanging/girth work, my nut sack will hang pretty low. In fact it's doing it now haha.

Überschwanz · 06-04-2005, 10:09 PM

From Wikipedia.org:

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In normal adult human males, testicular size ranges from the lower end of around 14 cm³ to the upper end larger than 35 cm³.

The average is 18.6cc.

http://www.infertility-male.com/pati...histpsyexa.htm

10 · 06-04-2005, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Überschwanz

Just pull the skin tight around the backside of you ball and measure. Make sure not to overestimate the length because you'll have some empty scrotal space between your ball and scrotum at the top and bottom of the testicle if you don't push that down too.

I hate to sound stupid Uber but I'm not getting it. Am I looking to just measure the size of the nut inside the sack?

Überschwanz · 06-04-2005, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by wanna10incher

I hate to sound stupid Uber but I'm not getting it. Am I looking to just measure the size of the nut inside the sack?

Exactly. In other words, what would the length and width of your balls be if you took them out of your sack

and put them on the table?

Überschwanz · 06-04-2005, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by sikdogg

Damn Uber... are you part Ostrich or something??

I don't know. You tell me.

jennifer · 06-04-2005, 10:23 PM

You guys:

This is the most hilarious exchange I have ever read! You guys made me almost pee in my panties! Actually, I really never have given it much thought. Big balls are very impressive to look at, but are you going to fuck me with them or your cock?

Jen

10 · 06-04-2005, 10:24 PM

Damn you hang low Uber. Nice dick by the way!!

Überschwanz · 06-04-2005, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by too_hot_4_you

You guys:

This is the most hilarious exchange I have ever read! You guys made me almost pee in my panties! Actually, I really never have given it much thought. Big balls are very impressive to look at, but are you going to fuck me with them or your cock?

Jen

A skilled lover uses everything at his disposal.

sikdogg · 06-04-2005, 10:26 PM

Oh, you're actually measuring it??? I just compared my balls to the image on the screen but i just noticed that the scale isn't correct.

OK, i measured using a metric ruler...

Mine are ~4.1 x ~2.8 = ~16.8

They should get bigger a couple of months after i finish my ProHormone cycle (they better...).

Überschwanz · 06-04-2005, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sikdogg

Oh, you're actually measuring it??? I just compared my balls to the image on the screen but i just noticed that the scale isn't correct.

OK, i measured using a metric ruler...

Mine are ~4.1 x ~2.8 = ~16.8

They should get bigger a couple of months after i finish my ProHormone cycle (they better...).

ProHormone?

sikdogg · 06-04-2005, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Überschwanz

I don't know. You tell me.

Yup yours hang lower than mine...

i'm jealous...

Überschwanz · 06-04-2005, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sikdogg

Yup yours hang lower than mine...

i'm jealous...

Sorry dogg.

At least you should gain some volume after you finish your cycle.

Überschwanz · 06-04-2005, 10:39 PM

I wouldn't feel too bad about my balls if I were you sikdogg. You've seen Peter North and his balls are nothing special. Heck, his whole sack practically disappears when he's about to cream a chick.

sikdogg · 06-04-2005, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Überschwanz

ProHormone?

A prohormone (PH) is a chemical compound that is a precursor to a hormone, typically Testosterone when used for bodybuilding purposes. The body converts the PH to it's target hormone via a liver enzyme. It's use is in effect similar to taking low doses of steroids. Because it increases test levels exogenously, natural test production is suppressed causing the testicles to shrink. PH's have been banned but i still have a stash and use it while dieting to minimize muscle loss.

sikdogg · 06-04-2005, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Überschwanz

I wouldn't feel too bad about my balls if I were you sikdogg. You've seen Peter North and his balls are nothing special. Heck, his whole sack practically disappears when he's about to cream a chick.

Yea... i'm like that most of the time but especially more so when i'm on...

JonPop · 06-04-2005, 11:22 PM

Wow, something f***ing else to feel insecure about. haha.

Überschwanz · 06-04-2005, 11:29 PM

Maybe it's all that masturbation I did since preadolescence. My body must have said, "Shit, we need more cum to feed this kid's obsession." Perhaps masturbation is like exercise for your balls.

SonicCelt · 06-04-2005, 11:45 PM

I have a couple of good sized low hangers and to be honest they piss me right off!! When I'm training in the gym especially doing legs they get pinched here and there particularly doing leg presses or extensions, even sit ups ar a pain...literally. I suppose I could wear a jock but vanity prevents me because I like the gals to check out the package. Things like riding a bike are dangerous or even at work with boxers on you have to watch how you sit, allways adjusting and trying to be descrete so people don't think you have bugs or something.

10 · 06-05-2005, 12:55 AM

I've noticed that myself. From the standpoint of my dick having gotten bigger, not with my balls. Some of the exercises I do I have to sit a certain way or before I begin, I have to adjust myself so my dick doesn't get smashed. I free ball at the gym, I never wear underwear. Heck, just the other day I was using one of the elyptical trainers and noticed that my dick kept banging into my inner thighs with quite a bit of force. That's also never happened before. It got so bad I had to stop and finish with the stairmaster.

JonPop · 06-05-2005, 01:15 AM

In deference to Marty. I have to break into song here:

Oh, 10's learning to live with a great big dick
He's finding out that adjusting is doing the trick,
Now that it's bangin' and slammin' around on his leg
and sitting on it really does hurt,
trying to hide it with a big floppy shirt.

Oh 10's learn.......Welcome to a problem you thought you'd never have. Heheheh.

Überschwanz · 06-05-2005, 01:16 AM

[applause]

10 · 06-05-2005, 01:21 AM

JP you're one of a kind man!! HAHAHA. That was great man!