Cheating? - Leave 'em or Keep 'em - Page 3

jennifer · 06-25-2005, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by happy stud

I think this joke is funny as hell. Anyone that dont think its funny just dont have a sense of humor. I think the only way someone wouldnt laugh at it is if their dick was as big as Joes.

Happy stud, you kill me; I generally almost pee in my panties when I read your posts! I'm glad you guys liked the joke.

Jennifer

jennifer · 06-25-2005, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Nacho_Vidal

Don't laugh at me. I don't get it, did he screw her anal or what?

Very simply, Al's cock is three inches longer than Joe's cock. Get it? After just one stroke, she could feel Joe wasn't as long as her boyfriend's cock.

Nacho_Vidal · 06-25-2005, 09:30 PM

Thanx jeniffer. I know I can always count on you.

Back to school for some more english lessons.

There's like a saying here in spain, is like "Don't matter how thick or long, it's how much and how good." Of course, I think the peewees are the ones who say it.

I also think it's not insulting, but I'm sure you would never say that to a boyfriend. I'm sure he wouldnt laugh at all.

Succubus · 06-26-2005, 05:49 AM

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Originally Posted by JonPop

Question;

How many here beleive that answering a post such as "Who wants to fuck Jennifer?" with a fantasy, cyber fuck, or having fantasy sex on-line is cheating on your wife, if it never goes any further than just mind games?

I believe thats cheating, and if Andrew did that I'td be over for us. Everyone is different!!!!

happy stud · 06-27-2005, 01:31 AM

I told this dam joke to about 10 men and they all laughed so dam hard they almost pissed in their pants. That was a dam good joke. Aint had the first man to say they were offended.

Nacho_Vidal · 06-27-2005, 08:40 PM

In my opinion I don't think cyber-sex is cheating at all as long as there are no webcams showing cocks and pussy.

happy stud · 06-28-2005, 05:55 PM

Since this thread is supposed to be about cheating I wanted to know if ya'll think having sex with animals is cheating. I dont want ya'll to think I fuck any animals because I dont but I have seen videos of men fucking sheep and women being fucked by dogs doggie style of course. So do ya'll think thats cheating?

Nacho_Vidal · 06-28-2005, 06:54 PM

Happy stud:

That's not ONLY cheating, THAT'S SO VERY SICK.

jennifer · 06-29-2005, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by happy stud

Since this thread is supposed to be about cheating I wanted to know if ya'll think having sex with animals is cheating. I dont want ya'll to think I fuck any animals because I dont but I have seen videos of men fucking sheep and women being fucked by dogs doggie style of course. So do ya'll think thats cheating?

Happy stud, I am so glad to hear that you are not having sex with animals. I am very curious, though, as to why guys would have sex with animals when there are so many whores out there who will give you their pussies simply for the asking. You guys have any thoughts on that?

Jennifer

Überschwanz · 06-29-2005, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by jennifer

I am very curious, though, as to why guys would have sex with animals when there are so many whores out there who will give you their pussies simply for the asking.

I think I know. How many guys does the average sheep sleep with?

Nonetheless, beastiality is sick stuff.

10 · 06-29-2005, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by jennifer

Happy stud, I am so glad to hear that you are not having sex with animals. I am very curious, though, as to why guys would have sex with animals when there are so many whores out there who will give you their pussies simply for the asking. You guys have any thoughts on that?

Jennifer

Sex with animals is sick, sick, sick. Enough said!

sikdogg · 06-29-2005, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by jennifer

Happy stud, I am so glad to hear that you are not having sex with animals. I am very curious, though, as to why guys would have sex with animals when there are so many whores out there who will give you their pussies simply for the asking. You guys have any thoughts on that?

Jennifer

I think it's a fetish like any other... no one can explain why one person would find feet attractive while another will find eyes attractive. Or why some get off from being choked or being crapped/pissed on... to each his/her own...

Succubus · 06-29-2005, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Überschwanz

I think I know. How many guys does the average sheep sleep with?

Nonetheless, bestiality is sick stuff.

I have to say that reading this thread has made me laugh harder then I have in a long time. Go to beastiality.com for all of you who think that beastiality is okay. I hope that soon this thread will be over.

happy stud · 06-30-2005, 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by jennifer

Happy stud, I am so glad to hear that you are not having sex with animals. I am very curious, though, as to why guys would have sex with animals when there are so many whores out there who will give you their pussies simply for the asking. You guys have any thoughts on that?

Jennifer

I am so dam glad that nobody here at Bettermans is interested in having sex with animals. Ya'll all seem to have to much class for that kind of shit.

To answer Ms. Jennifers question of why some men may want to have sex with animals I can think of about 3 reasons. The first one is the man is drunk as hell or fucked up on drugs. The second reason is he has gotten tired of being rejected by women that he wants to pick up. And the third reason is he may have had a string of whores that have really loose pussies. So he thinks hell I bet fucking an animal is going to be tighter than this. Dont get me wrong I dont agree with none of these dam reasons but Im just answering the question.

I know Ms. Jennifer and Ms. Lisa are real class women and would never have sex with a dog but I want to know from ya'll why ya'll think a woman would have sex with a dam dog when theres so dam many men that would love to have sex with them. That even includes the big fat ugly women.

10 · 06-30-2005, 12:22 PM

happy stud:

First and foremost, your posts make me laugh. I have to ask, where in the hell do these ideas of yours come from? Movies, books??????

From my point of view, I'm sure there are many reasons why men choose to bang animals. As Dogg mentioned earlier, some have a huge fetish for it. Others may just like it, whatever. The idea though that some men get rejected so often they turn to bestiality for pussy is absurd.

I'm divorced. It's been a looooooooooooooooong time since 'ol 10 has scored any poontang. I mean a long time. But, I'll be damned if I'm going to go hit on my neighbor's Labrador Retriever just to get laid. I'll never be that desparate. Then again, sex with animals completely repulses me.

I think the same will apply to the ladies here. Some women have fetishes. It's not that there aren't ample men to have sex with it's just that some women are sick in the head and want to have sex with a dog, moose, bull, whatever.

I think Dogg said it best: "to each his own".

jennifer · 06-30-2005, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by happy stud

I am so dam glad that nobody here at Bettermans is interested in having sex with animals. Ya'll all seem to have to much class for that kind of shit.

To answer Ms. Jennifers question of why some men may want to have sex with animals I can think of about 3 reasons. The first one is the man is drunk as hell or fucked up on drugs. The second reason is he has gotten tired of being rejected by women that he wants to pick up. And the third reason is he may have had a string of whores that have really loose pussies. So he thinks hell I bet fucking an animal is going to be tighter than this. Dont get me wrong I dont agree with none of these dam reasons but Im just answering the question.

I know Ms. Jennifer and Ms. Lisa are real class women and would never have sex with a dog but I want to know from ya'll why ya'll think a woman would have sex with a dam dog when theres so dam many men that would love to have sex with them. That even includes the big fat ugly women.

First of all, happy stud, I am so glad I read your post at home because it made me pee in my panties! I really did! This is so hilarious! I am so glad you know how to have fun. It is unfortunate that more people are not as easy going as you are.

To answer your question, I really have no clue as to why woman would have sex with a dog instead of a man. Maybe on drugs, like the guys? Or, perhaps they just think the dog has better sex techniques than some men do. Also, since dogs have considerably longer tongues than men do, maybe the dogs can perform oral sex much better than the men. Ha ha. I really don't know! I have to stop typing because I have tears streaming down my cheeks from laughing so hard! We are getting so perverted here.(And I am loving every minute of it!)

Jen

P.S. - Just how loose does a woman's pussy have to get before a guy would rather screw an animal?

SonicCelt · 06-30-2005, 10:42 PM

Ladies, if you do bend over for Rover just be aware of some possible hazards!!

10 · 06-30-2005, 11:51 PM

God that's gross!

pleaser · 07-01-2005, 01:33 PM

I think I can guess why a woman might like to be fucked by a dog. I think it might be because it would be sex stripped of anything but the most basic physical element. The dog just gets in and pounds away fast and furious -- no thinking about feelings or relationships or pregnancy or disease or anything but fucking and cumming. I think a dog can also go at it more vigorously than almost any man. Then on top of that, I think that any woman who goes for this also wants some feeling of degradation as well.

Mind you, I do not think any of this is "normal," and I bet there are very few women who really enjoy this -- but this is my guess as to why some women would.

pleaser · 07-01-2005, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by jennifer

P.S. - Just how loose does a woman's pussy have to get before a guy would rather screw an animal?

As long as I don't have to strap a 2x4 across my ass to keep from falling in, or tie a rope to my ankle to show me the path out, I'll be OK!

jennifer · 07-03-2005, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by pleaser

As long as I don't have to strap a 2x4 across my ass to keep from falling in, or tie a rope to my ankle to show me the path out, I'll be OK!

It is very refreshing to know that most of us females have quite a ways to go before we are in this bad of shape!

Jennifer

Succubus · 07-06-2005, 06:14 AM

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Originally Posted by SonicCelt

Ladies, if you do bend over for Rover just be aware of some possible hazards!!

I have to say that is the foulest thing that I have ever seen and that looks like my sister in laws dog.lmao!

GRX · 07-06-2005, 07:02 AM

I think of cheating as intentionally replacing your mate in thought or action for your personal gratification that denies that pleasure (or opportunity for pleasure) from your mate.

Succubus · 07-06-2005, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by GRX

I think of cheating as intentionally replacing your mate in thought or action for your personal gratification that denies that pleasure (or opportunity for pleasure) from your mate.

Ok GRX, after us talking last night that you would not think that cheating was okay. Men that think cheating is okay are never going to find a long lasting relationship. I think that cheating is poor excuse to get your dick wet .

happy stud · 07-08-2005, 06:12 PM

What about a hand job from another woman? Do ya'll consider that cheating?

10 · 07-09-2005, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by happy stud

What about a hand job from another woman? Do ya'll consider that cheating?

Well, yeah.

jennifer · 07-09-2005, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by happy stud

What about a hand job from another woman? Do ya'll consider that cheating?

Happy stud, since you asked a couple of weeks ago if having sex with animals is cheating, perhaps you could train some of these animals to give you a hand (or paw) job!

Jen

Überschwanz · 07-09-2005, 03:53 PM

Of course it's cheating!

JonPop · 07-09-2005, 04:58 PM

How about if she holds on to the outside of your hand and never actually touches it? Hahaha.

10 · 07-09-2005, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by JonPop

How about if she holds on to the outside of your hand and never actually touches it? Hahaha.

And I believe oh dear Administrator that you accused me of being "nit picky" once??????

jennifer · 07-09-2005, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by JonPop

How about if she holds on to the outside of your hand and never actually touches it? Hahaha.

JP:

Since you asked the question, what if she holds a wash rag filled with Vaseline around your cock while you thrust your hips back and forth, but she actually never touches your cock? Ha ha.

Jen

10 · 07-09-2005, 09:53 PM

Got two words for you both: "anal retentive

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JonPop · 07-09-2005, 10:04 PM

Hate to say this 10, but You're full of shit. Hahaha

10 · 07-09-2005, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by JonPop

Hate to say this 10, but You're full of shit. Hahaha

Of course I'm full of shit JP, how do you think I got brown eyes?????

JonPop · 07-09-2005, 10:48 PM

O.K. I guess we've hijacked this one to death too.
For my punishment I'll take 50 "Please Read The Forum Guidelines" from you. Now you only have 948. Hahaha.