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| I've been able to view other things via the Windows Media Player, but for some reason, my computer just doesn't like this. One of these days, this thing is going out the window! |
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08-03-2005, 08:54 PM
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| Uber: Gut getan, gut getan.
Question: Hoy many days of abstinence before this?
Comment: I had sex 4 times on one day about 1 month ago, I can shoot about 3-4 times BUT on all times, I just don't run out of cum, my problem is that I can't shoot 6 or 7 so I think some cum is left on reserve.
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Originally Posted by Überschwanz Here is something every guy would like to do. I have made a list of things any guy can do to increase his volume and force of ejaculation. Now you can give your partner those really messy cumshots. Quote: - Abstain from ejaculation for at least a day, preferably two. (ABSTENTION)
- Take the supplements listed in the Newbie Routine (L-arginine, L-lysine, zinc, B complex, and a multivitamin). Consuming drinks that contain fructose, the main sugar in semen, is also very helpful I have found. Orange juice and pineapple juice are excellent choices. (SUPPLEMENTATION)
- Do Kegels regularly. (KEGELS)
- When you finally do cum, do Kegels in conjunction with each contraction to really force the semen out. This can add to your distance tremendously if you get good at it, but it can be tricky since you really have to be in tune with your PC to get the timing right. I frequently get a range of about 4 feet when I do this. (FORCE)
- Drink plenty of water throughout the day. (WATER)
- Remember to edge. Edging is the act of getting almost to the point of orgasm and then stopping all stimulation before orgasm occurs. Try doing this several times. (EDGING)
- Try to make stimulation last for as long as you can before you just have to cum. I have had my best ejaculations when I last at least half an hour and even more. (DURATION)
| I think this sounds a little stupid, but a good acronym to help you remember these things is "ASK FWED" as if Elmer Fudd were saying, "Ask Fred." Practice, practice, practice and you'll be cumming like a porn star before you know it.  | This was some dam good information Uber. How about foods? Are there any foods that are good for you as far as making you produce alot of cum or is it really just the liquids and the vitamins?
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08-03-2005, 10:31 PM
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| I take about 3000 grams of Lecithin (soy based) a day and I think it helps keep the volume up... or at least it's supposed to.
As far as the little movie of uber goes....How about a few more?? I'm thinkin' this would be great to show the lads how to "V" jelq or 3 part dry jelqs. This could really help the newbies and clear up a lot of confusion on how some techniques are done and keep them from eventually being abandoned. |
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Originally Posted by wanna10incher I've been able to view other things via the Windows Media Player, but for some reason, my computer just doesn't like this. One of these days, this thing is going out the window! | 10, click on Ubers load.wmv (in Blue)
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08-05-2005, 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by happy stud I really enjoyed reading this but wanted to know just how much water to drink. How much is plenty of water? Thanks | I've always heard to drink (at least) 6-8 glasses (each 8 oz's.) daily. Not only does it work, but also keeps your system clean and helps in the over/weight area. Kills 2-3 birds w/one stone (or shall we say, "Glass"). |
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08-07-2005, 10:01 PM
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| Pre-Cum How many of you guys, produce large amounts of pre-cum. There are times when I can just think about sex for a minute, and my penis begins to drip like I am a 16-year old going through puberty.
Are there any ways to reduce the amount of pre-cum generated?
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Originally Posted by SonicCelt As far as the little movie of uber goes....How about a few more?? I'm thinkin' this would be great to show the lads how to "V" jelq or 3 part dry jelqs. This could really help the newbies and clear up a lot of confusion on how some techniques are done and keep them from eventually being abandoned. |
Hell yea I agree 100% Sonic. It would be dam nice if someone could do a video on those dam 3 part dry jelqs. Cant figure them out. A video would clear up a whole helluva lot. Can you do this video Uber? Thanks man. |
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08-08-2005, 11:27 AM
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| I have found that drinking a lot of orange juice seems to help. I made that video after only two days abstinence.
As for more videos, I would love to help do that but I'm in a bit of a bind right now. I'm stuck using some really old computers at this university in Germany so it's not technically possible. I'll be happy to make some when I get back to America though. I'm afraid to say though that even I don't completely understand JP's three part dries.
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Originally Posted by Überschwanz I'm afraid to say though that even I don't completely understand JP's three part dries. | So does any other senior member at this forum know how they're done?
Anyone of them volunteers to show us rookies how? |
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Originally Posted by SonicCelt As far as the little movie of uber goes....How about a few more?? I'm thinkin' this would be great to show the lads how to "V" jelq or 3 part dry jelqs. This could really help the newbies and clear up a lot of confusion on how some techniques are done and keep them from eventually being abandoned. | Rob has offered me the chance to do some and I've accepted. They will have to wait until I get back to the United States in September though.
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Originally Posted by Überschwanz Rob has offered me the chance to do some and I've accepted. They will have to wait until I get back to the United States in September though. | Thats dam good news Uber. I dont know about anybody else but I would like to see how to do those dam Ulis and Horse 440 also. Thanks for wanting to do them for us man. |
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Originally Posted by SergioSkin How many of you guys, produce large amounts of pre-cum. There are times when I can just think about sex for a minute, and my penis begins to drip like I am a 16-year old going through puberty.
Are there any ways to reduce the amount of pre-cum generated?
SergioSkin | I'm not so sure it's something you can control. I tend to make a lot too. Besides, I've never met a girl who complained.
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Originally Posted by Überschwanz I'm not so sure it's something you can control. I tend to make a lot too. Besides, I've never met a girl who complained. | On the note of sexual encounters, I had one this past weeked and my first load, I felt at least 8 ejaculation contractions of high intensity and had been really "loading up" on all of my sperm supps 2 weeks prior to the encounter.
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| Damn uber... That was awsome. I have been trying to increase my load for a long time. are those steps you posted all that you do? What do you think about Arginmax from GNC? I have been taking it. it contains L-arginine and other stuff. I dont know if its worth buying or not. I also thought about buying semenax. Yahoo me sometime at jon_edwards2000 and tell me your secret for getting big loads. |
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Originally Posted by Stuart_FL Damn uber... That was awsome. I have been trying to increase my load for a long time. are those steps you posted all that you do? What do you think about Arginmax from GNC? I have been taking it. it contains L-arginine and other stuff. I dont know if its worth buying or not. I also thought about buying semenax. Yahoo me sometime at jon_edwards2000 and tell me your secret for getting big loads. | Thanks buddy. I don't use any IMing stuff. I sent you a private message.
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| Uber, I think the best thing about the video is to see the size you got to from 6 1/2 '' to 7 5/8. You look great and so encourageing for us Newbies |
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Originally Posted by adamander Uber, I think the best thing about the video is to see the size you got to from 6 1/2 '' to 7 5/8. You look great and so encourageing for us Newbies | Thanks adamander. I really enjoy the complement. I think that if more guys realized that the penis can be exercised and improved just like any other part of the body (i.e. pecs, biceps, etc.) then penis enlargement could really go mainstream. Until it does, that's less competition for guys like me. 
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| Question about supplementation:
What are the recommended doses for L argine, L lysine, zinc, ect.
Also If I take a multi that contains zince and is high in B's is it necessary to take them again?
I would get both L argine and L lysine b/c I don't believe mutlis normally contain them.
Also, is a manufacturer like puritians pride a fine place to go for them?
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| Biscoloco, do NOT double post. I deleted your other post.
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Originally Posted by Biscoloco Question about supplementation:
What are the recommended doses for L argine, L lysine, zinc, ect.
Also If I take a multi that contains zince and is high in B's is it necessary to take them again?
I would get both L argine and L lysine b/c I don't believe mutlis normally contain them.
Also, is a manufacturer like puritians pride a fine place to go for them?
HELP! | The Newbie Routine sets it out pretty well. Read that. If your multivitamin contains zinc and B vitamins, then it probably isn't necessary to take extra. Check out this Word file I made. It sums up what I take.
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| Thanks Uber...Sorry JP...
'Loco will contain his enthusiasm from now on :) |
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| I found this abstract on PubMed. Unfortunately, the entire article isn't available online as far as I can tell. That's not surprising when you consider that it was published in 1989.
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The increase of the ejaculate volume was essentially due to an increase of the volume of the coagulum which closely correlated with total amount of fructose (from seminal vesicles)...
| This supports my own anecdotal experience that drinking beverages high in fructose (i.e. orange juice, pineapple juice, etc.) helps increase semen volume. Also, the seminal vesicles account for about 60% of semen volume.
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| Mr. Schwanz, I have a legitimate question for you. If a man has a vasectomy, would that interfere with his ability to blow huge loads?
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Originally Posted by 10 Mr. Schwanz, I have a legitimate question for you. If a man has a vasectomy, would that interfere with his ability to blow huge loads? | Since sperm only make up a tiny percentage of the volume of semen the effect should be negligible.
Have you had a vasectomy 10?
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Originally Posted by Überschwanz Since sperm only make up a tiny percentage of the volume of semen the effect should be negligible.
Have you had a vasectomy 10? |
Yup! I don't want anymore kids. Two is plenty!! 
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Originally Posted by 10 Yup! I don't want anymore kids. Two is plenty!!  | Hey 10 what are you going to do if you find some beautiful 25 year old that wants to marry you but also wants kids? |
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| I think he would just fuck her brains out.
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Originally Posted by JonPop I think he would just fuck her brains out. |
Yup. And when she asks why she isn't getting pregnant, I'll simply say "I dunno" 
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Originally Posted by 10 Yup. And when she asks why she isn't getting pregnant, I'll simply say "I dunno"  | And that's when I come in, plow her hard, and tada! She's pregnant. 
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Originally Posted by Überschwanz And that's when I come in, plow her hard, and tada! She's pregnant.  |
Good! then YOU can marry her and pay for the kid LOL!!! 
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Originally Posted by 10 Good! then YOU can marry her and pay for the kid LOL!!!  | When I get filthy rich, illegitimate kids won't be an issue.  Afterall, that's the real reason guys accumulate money: So you can spread her jeans in order to spread your genes.
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Originally Posted by Überschwanz When I get filthy rich, illegitimate kids won't be an issue.  Afterall, that's the real reason guys accumulate money: So you can spread her jeans in order to spread your genes. | Well, I don't know about my friend but I accumulate wealth for 3 people: me, myself and I. Of course my kids too but that's standard. Before I can give to them, I have to give to myself. Besides, when I meet the woman of my dreams, I don't want to know anything about my finances until she HAS to. I want to give and "average Joe" appearance.
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Why dont you try to make a break into the Porn industry ? You have a huge prick ! You could be the "new" Peter North and be called Peter South . . . LOL. You can get rich that way, have tons of chicks and fix us up with them.
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Originally Posted by 10 Yup. And when she asks why she isn't getting pregnant, I'll simply say "I dunno"  | Well, I can see that 10 is taking lessons from one of our members with this statement!! |
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