lookin4hur

i fallowed this guide and dam did i see some difference in the ammount of fuild i came. uber i just want to thank you! now i can do all those nasty cum shots ahah yeah...things are looking up

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i want to be able to say "baby get me a magnum wrapper"

Überschwanz

I'm glad it worked for you man.

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Chino_D_PR

wow good tip Uber although thats what i've been doing for years
i guess in the back of my mind i already knew how ot cum like a pornstar w/o actually knowing that was the way to lol

PoaAnt02

Hi all...newbie here! Started trying, and really liking, PE. Question: Has anyone noticed better, more intense and longer ejaculates by using these methods. From what I've read so about the physiology, and testimonials too, tell me yes.

That a boy Uber!

SonicCelt

I have to say yes but that is only for the women I date

dickrambow

can any one tell how shoot like porn star ive tried evrything but nothing works couse im seeing a hot 18 yr ive pill sold on the net they didnt anything im looking for book wanamakemyenjaculateshot by calle zorro iff anyone nose where i can download it get back to me brunogalati@rogers,com

hooters950

haha you sound really drunk

Überschwanz

Reading that hurt my brain.

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bellibun

For me to cum a huge load, I'd have to go weeks without cumming.

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Sandman1832

I don't know how much is a normal ammount of cum but when I cum which is about every 3 days some time longer or less depending on how busy I am, I can fill a small coffee cup up to the brim. I use to masturbate with my buddy all the time, for something to do and it was fun watching someone alts, we originally had a small towell to cum on so we werent walking on it after we were done and after I cam my buddy was like dude when are you going to stop LOL, then he suggested me clamping it off LOL. The funny part was the next time we jerked off together he had a big ass beach towel and asked if i could manage hitting the target and if it was enough absorbing material.

JonPop

Um...That was kind of a gross picture that you brought to mind.
The average amount of ejaculate is 1 tablespoon. I don't know you, but a small coffee cup? I find that highly doubtful. JMO.

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Pegasus

I thought average was a teaspoon and I agree with the rest.

Sandman1832

Ive never heard of anyone only cumming a teaspoon before. Must be im not average then, but you can say that I can't if you want everyone is entitled to there opinion. All I know is if Im really horny I can cum a stream as if i was peeing

Überschwanz

Probably from a tea set.

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10

Yeah, a tea set from a Barbie doll house...............


Sorry man, I couldn't resist. Hey, if you're filling coffee cups up to the brim with cum, all the power to you and I'm sure Peter North would LOVE to see some footage of you doing that.

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Sandman1832

WOW Am I sencing jealousy in the house. I can care less if people believe me or not, everyone is entitled to there own opinion, but like I said it depends on how long I go without cumming, I din't say I can cum like that all the time now did I. My body over poduces seemen and I have had several infections in my testicles in my teen years because of it and several times have had to take medications because of it. If people are jealous thats fine, but to me its gross cause I don't have to be the girl on the other end and regardless of what you guys watch in porns, REAL women don't think that is sexy and its quite embarissing at times, but like I said think what you want. If a regular ejaculation is only a teaspoon maybe you guys should seek a doctor and have your semen checked out cause like Ive said all my buddies and there girlfriends brag on how much they can shoot and how far

Hairtrigger

Sounds like Sandman is trying to take over Uber's top spot on loads.... Will it be a photo finish Sandman?

After seeing Uber's video on his Peter North impression three months ago I have since then injested 458 gallons of water and 116 bottles of Zinc followed by lengthy periods of no ejaculation trying to reproduce his results only to be crushed with failure. Uber, you are indeed the man, your probably up to 14 ropes by now huh.

Überschwanz

The phrase is, "I couldn't care less..."

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Überschwanz

King of the Hill right here.

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lifted

The trick is hydration. I drink a 32oz tumbler of water before I edge.

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Hairtrigger

I would think it would be more of a physical reason some men have the ability to not only produce but ejaculate more volume than others. I can produce a great deal of ejaculate but not able to expel it at one time. Maybe Kegeling and edging would be the trick to drive every drop of that man ranch out. (thanks Stroker)

I don't know much about it so I hope someone will jump in that does. I have "heard" of men having their prostate massaged and almost passing out from the amount of volume that is released. I've never had to undergo a prostatic orgasm before and I don't really look forward to it. Anyone out there care to enlighten us?

lifted

About protate massage i don't know to much. But the stronger that BC muscle gets the further you can squirt that man ranch. I use to be a dribbler. But as i recoverd from ED i can now squirt up to 3 inches, hehehe. Hey it is progress. But the cumload is huge.

Perhaps it is the volume of the the ejacualte that determines the distance of the spew. All that sweatness in that thick gooey goo. The weight of your cum, may actually determine its distance.

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lifted

Come to think of it from what few porn i have watched here of late is when the dude is about to cum he squeezes the glans or just below the glans. This may be what makes for good propellent.

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JonPop

Ya got heavy sperm?

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10

I do............... That's why my balls hang so low.............

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JonPop

Hee, 10's balls are full of big honken sperm...Hey, wait a minute, you ain't got no spermy thingys.

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lifted

Hey there may be some credbility to this theory I have 38-40 cc volume testicles and I shoot heavy gooey goo extra rich and thick ranch dressing. Anyone for cobb salad?

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Überschwanz

I never expected this to spur a physics discussion.

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Fighkux8

Ok so in the past I have always dribble and had a small load... I tried Ubers lil program out and I have been doin it for about 5 days now. I skipped the Abbstaining part but have been doing everything else and sure enough they have been getting bigger. And tonight i was shooting foot long ropes, four of them to be exact and made quite a mess lol. I want more distance though... whats a good Keggel routine I can work on? I think water is the key I have been drinking 3 to 4 liters a day. I also read on another site that raw eggs do the trick as well anyone know anything about this, or MACA for that matter? Anyways Im so pupmed!!! Im seeing my girl in 2 weeks. I cant wait to paste her face!!! LMAO SPLAT!!!!

JonPop

Powering too much water can be as bad as no water at all. Cut down to the recommended 8 glasses.
Raw eggs can contain Salmonilla.

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Fighkux8

Yeah thats a good point I used to eat 3 a day in my high school sports days. I know statistically only one in 30,000 contain salmonella but I really don't wanna find that one lol. And as for the water. I have heard that as well but i have started working out 2 hours a day and run 4 miles a day, so I'm not sure it hurts me too much I mean they force fed gallons to us in basic and I turned out allright.... And I know you know what I mean JP lol

JonPop

Ugh, Water in basic good. Water in Nam bad. No like.

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Fighkux8

HAHA I bet lol. I know the wateer in Irag was awfull!!! Taste like bleach lol.

JonPop

Try drinking a canteen of stream water with a halozine tablet in it. We would beg our people to send us packets of kool aid to kill the taste. Water from a Lister bag ain't much better and yes, they did use chlorine to kill the nasty shit. But, everyone still got the trots from that fuckin place.

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Fighkux8

I don't know how you guys did it JP but my hat is off to soldiers like my uncle and yourself. Iraq was hands down the longest and most stressfull experience of my life! I can only picture Nam to be 100 times worse on every level.