southern tz

Are you telling me you aren't endowed?

Madame Ace 71

LMAO! I wonder how many people reading this post actually went back and re-read that in a "Rocky" voice.

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southern tz

I thought of some of y'all when I read this:

An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blonde guy opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

(Oh this is SO GOOD!!)

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch."




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10

Now that's classic!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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southern tz

Here's a pick-up line some clown used on me last night. "Hey baby, I know I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I know I can make your bed rock!" (And no, it didn't work!)

10

Oh that's really good..................I like that actually. Quite creative actually. Geez Nik, have you no sense of humor?

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happy stud

Hey Nikki do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can sure see myself in them.

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10

Hey Nikki, since you're a teacher, lets rearrange the alphabet and put U and I together...............

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Betterman

Your beauty is timeless ..... May I occupy this seat next to you? I would appreciate any time you allow me.

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happy stud

Damn Betterman. You sound like a life insurance salesman.

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mysexhealth

not me .................... honest

heres a few(never been used either)

"Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven"
"Im no fred flintstone but ill make your bedrock"
"Lets play army man, i'll lay down, u blow the hell outta me!"
"If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? "

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HERE TO GAIN THE INCHES

Betterman

Let's hear your game?

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baybabe

HEY! You just used this line on me! Cheater! lol

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Betterman

I had invisioned you had already read the post.

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bozoballz

"So... Nikki.... how 'bout we take a nice ride and see if we can't get to know each other a little better?"

.... okay that sucks, way too conservative...

"Hi Nikki, I have a fat cow in need of milking, care to be my milkmaid?"

Ok, that's just disturbing.

"Hi beautiful, can I fuck and suck yer tits!"

That would get me beat up....

I suck.

Fuck it, I hate pick up lines. I make a way better nerd. Where's the nearest Star Wars convention?

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baybabe

Your funny as hell!

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bozoballz

"So, baybabe, care to click my heels? I'll bring you all the way to Kansas and back..."

C'mon, atleast I try!

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Betterman

{Scottish or Irish accent preferred.}

If ye were a tree ... Lass..., and I was a Squirrel, I'd store Mi Nuts in yer hole.

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baybabe

I MUST have over looked it because I didnt see the most popular...
"Did it hurt?...When you fell from heaven"
or
"Was your daddy a thief?...because he stole the stars from heaven and put them in your eyes"

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10

YOU should be a standup comic bozo..............you're fucking hilarious!!!

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Madame Ace 71

Shoot, all it would take would be the Scottish or Irish accent. No pick-up line necessary...

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baybabe

Girl...All I can say is... GERARD BUTLER!!!!!!!

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bozoballz

So sweetie... if you have a hole to fill I have some... spackling compound.... I'm good with tools and if you like I can even drill your well, dig deep, pump some water and nourish your flower garden... then we can make some butter milk pancakes topped with sweet syrup and whipped cream and then maybe we can dip our tongues into all that sweet goodness and drizzle it down your chin and wet your hair and I can lick it off... or I'll get the cat to lick it off... or the dog.

Or not.

Or we can do math problems together and watch Lord of the Rings... and then the news.

In this way I assure I will never pass my genes.

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Betterman

Your smile brings me the delight of seeing a crescent moon. Your beauty is like viewing tomorrows sunrise. Please take my hand, after a night of dancing and laughter. Together we could watch the sunrise, while I name the sunrise after you with kisses.

What do you fella's and shiela's think. Too Corny?

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Madame Ace 71

Not if it is said in an Australian accent....Lord have mercy....

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JonPop

Hey BMan, that's pretty, but I don't know if that would work at the bars where Stud hangs out. If you changed it to something about going out back and shootin at some cans, it might. Hee

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bozoballz

I think my panties just melted off!

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Betterman

From the stories I've heard, Mo could charm the pants off any wanton woman. Chime in HS, grab a cold one and reminisce for awhile with the Crew.

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Betterman

Somehow, I don't find any comfort in this.

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southern tz

Where is Mo? I would like to have him try to talk my panties off some more!

JonPop

Not like him to be gone THIS long. Maybe the Lezzies have him tied up trying to teach him how to really eat pussy.

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southern tz

Maybe he is in jail for beating up everyone who isn't voting for McCain.

Betterman

Awhile back he stated he was going to be gone for a bit. I hope things are fine.

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Madame Ace 71

This really made me laugh....LOL! I wanted to comment on that too but wasn't quite sure what to say...

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Betterman

I couldn't think of anything else to say.

By the way, what is being held in the cleavage of your avatar. It looks like parfum. If so, what kind?

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