JonPop

I think it's a vodka gimlet. of course served warm...

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TheDickler

wtf is a gimlet?

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JonPop

Gimlet (cocktail) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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10

Nah, it's a double jack and coke in a shot glass.............

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happy stud

I saw a damn good looking woman at a bar last night and told her if she would buy me a drink I would let her take me home. She said if I bought her a drink she would be happy to take herself home. Smart ass women need a real good fucking to humble them sometimes.

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Betterman

Maybe you should have mentioned this the woman.

Glad to see you around these parts again, Mi Friend.

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Madame Ace 71

..or a better pick up line..

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lifted

Forget Mo I got your panties right here if you want them back you have to out run me. Can you catch me? ehehehehehehe! Hmm, smell good to!

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southern tz

Of course they smell good! Have you guys ever smelled bad panties?

lifted

come to think of it, no. What parfum do you like to wear?

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Betterman

Can you give me directions to your heart? ..... Mine has been given to someone, who has the most resplendent eyes, that I have seen in a very long time. Would you allow me to ask your name?

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baybabe

Pick up lines...Ok how about this girls, has this happened to you? I'm at a bar/club getting ready to leave, I walked around 2 times looking for my friend because our cab was waiting out front. I felt someone touch my hand the first time around, the second time I stopped by some tables where I found her and as I was telling her "Lets go!" I felt someone LITERALLY holding my hand?!?!?! I was pretty much wasted and rushing to go so I just kinda pulled away but this guy was STILL holding my hand?! He eventually let go but geeez ladies, ever had that happen? Did he NOT speak English lol shouldnt he have stopped in front of me and said "Hey" or something?

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Madame Ace 71

Maybe he just needed a little guidance...hee...hee..

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bozoballz

I usually just grab a chunk of that meaty ass and say "How ya doin'?"

Ok, I don't do that. But I'd like to.

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10

Yeah, then we'll all watch your ass go sailin' across the room after she bitch slaps you for grabin' on her..........lol

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baybabe

Yeah unless your oblivious like me and my friends...duhhh did he just grab my ass?
That night before we left, my friend walked up to me and said "That guy I was dancing with just kissed me...OPEN mouth kissed me" we were like WTF?!?! Crazzy night I'm tellin you.

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10

YOU could've had your pick young lady of any guy in that place. Guarantee it. Question is, could any of them been able to keep up with your hot ass?

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GRX

My favorite pickup line that I used when I was single is:

Hi, I'm GRX. I'm a member of several penis enlargement web forums. I noticed you smiling when looking at my crotch; would you like to see the fruits of my handiwork?

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baybabe

LLLLOOOOOLLLLL that's a good one hahaha. Was that statement said in a very business man voice or more like a sultry voice?
10~ thanks

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GRX

Either way, same results... drink in the face.

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baybabe

Who are these women??? Does that really happen? I would never. I would either laugh and say "Your toooo much" or it would spark up a conversation.

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GRX

These are the same women who dress provocatively, showing more breast/leg/hip than necessary and then glare at you when they notice you looking at their chest.

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happy stud

You should have asked him if he likes hand jobs. And when he said yes then put his hand on his dick and say okay go ahead and have at it.

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Betterman

Seems spooky to me. He blew the etiquette. You have to make eye contact, before Any physical contact.

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bozoballz

AND LO, the words are true. Thats why I wear very thick rimmed glasses when I go out to make my eyes HUGE. Man I get me some pussy.

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baybabe

Spooky lol. I wasnt excepting eye contact from anyone at the moment because I was literally HUNTING for my girl friend. Its still strange. idk maybe he did do a "hey" and a couple head nods? I wasnt paying too much attention cause I had to get outta there. If I stopped to talk to a guy, I would have been stuck for a long time. Once I was in a hurry to get out of a bar and this guy stopped me to talk, I said I gotta go and that didnt work so I told him I lived 2 hours away (that was true) he said "so" then I told him a buncha bullshit about having 7 kids, newly divorced and out of work still didnt work. He says...thats cool I'll come see you up there. Men...I tell ya. It's alright though you guys really work it E+ for Effort.

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10

I don't think alot of guys share your philosophy of meeting women B'man.....some want to play "grab ass" right from the start and THEN talk and make eye contact later. And depeding on the woman, they might actually score some poon that way.

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Madame Ace 71

To which I turn, grab a handful of dick and reply, "I'm fine and yourself ?". Now you know how firm my ass is and I know somewhat the size of your package. Gives a whole new meaning to sizing someone up.

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bozoballz

lol, hey why not? No need for all these pleasantries... just get down to the nitty gritty.

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Betterman

This gives a whole new meaning to shaking .......... Hands?

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southern tz

Umm, Stroker, I don't think she was talking about you!

Betterman

It's sounds like Madame gave you a Deliciogasm.

Urban Dictionary: deliciogasm

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Madame Ace 71

That's funny. You gotta love that Urban Dictionary. Hey..idea.. get yourself an urban dictionary and randomly walk up to chicks and ask them if they know the meaning of certain words. Then create pick up lines based on those definitions. Wouldn't that be fun

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lowlife801

if you were on your phone or txting i'd just walk up and say "you calling me?" if she laughed i'd go from there. if not they arent worth your time. i need a girl with a sense of humor.

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Madame Ace 71

Now that's a good one.

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