baybabe

Ok so here's one that I get often, do you think its a pick up line or they really mean it?...

Guy: "Are you from here?"
Me: "Yes"
Guy: "Thats strange I have never seen you before"
Me: "Do you know all 40,000.00 people in town?"
Guy: Hahahaha "No but I would have remembered you"

Or what about this one...

"You look familiar, what school did you go to?"

Why does everyone think they know me? Do I really have a familiar face?

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Betterman

I would think of this as very flattering. It's wishful thinking at it's best. If they don't know you yet, they sure hope they get to know you.

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baybabe

Yeah, I think this is one of the most tactful ways to start a conversation...much better than someone grabbing my hand out of the blue.

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Betterman

I can just imagine a fella with fervor. He grabs your hand in such excitement and starts shaking it with such enthusiasm. That your whole upper body is jiggling. When you try to answer his question, your voice is stutter like.

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baybabe

K, I got another almost pick-up line...
The first part of the conversation was inquisitive questions like are you married, kids...yada yada...
He says "Sounds like your newly separated?" I tell him how long. He says "sounds like you need to go out to dinner" BUT HE DIDNT ASK! Duh!! Which only left me with 2 options opt1: change the subject opt2: say "are you asking me to dinner?" I went with opt1. Poor guy had to call my work to try again lol. Boys are SILLY. My advice to you...Be more direct.

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JonPop

Hey baybabe, wanna fuck?

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McB52

Hey JP..get in the back of the line!! lol.. I was think'n the same thing..that's it be direct. I'm going try that line next time I'm out and about...I'll walk up to the HOTEST babe in the room and say...Hey, wanna FUCK!

There lies another ass whole who forgot to look around for the significant other!!

McB

JonPop

Naw man, you can't be that direct. You have to start slow like, "Do you like apples?" When she says yes then you say, "good, wanna fuck?"

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baybabe

Hmm "I'm not dating?" lol kidding.
Seriously, I like two approaches...
#1 the totally honest guy that just comes out and says it like this: "I wanna come over and eat that pussy then leave BUT, I just need to make sure your not crazy or sumthin like dat first"...and I QUOTE! Of course I said "Um NO, not interested sorry.
#2 the guy that acts like he wants to get to know me...sense of humor a HUGE plus! He's gotta have some game too.
I hate the approach a guy used at the bar over the past weekend..."Can I get your number?" I said "No" he said "well, can I give you my number" I said "Sure if you want" I took the napkin with the number on it but it felt out of my pocket at some point oops. BAM SHUTEM DOWN sorry guy, bring some game to the table next time. I know soooo mean.

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bozoballz

You want game? I've got game, oh hell yeah... I've got... game... game out the ass I tell ya. So much damn game you'll be swimming in it... yeah game.... gamer... I'm a damn gamer.... GAME... GODDAMN GAME.

Ok I'll shut up.

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baybabe

LOL yeah you got game...its called playin "GRAB ASS"

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10

What, you mean "hey, you wanna fuck?" isn't game enough for ya?

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bozoballz

lol touche', my fair lady.

Yes it goes like this. I grab your ass then you show me your pussy. Simple, fun, effective.

After that the skies the limit... there can be fun games of Parcheesi, long nites of watching "Horton Hears a Who" and of course jalapeno poppers. Nothin' like poppin' poppers.

And thus I haveth GAME.

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baybabe

No but, no worries that fits into the "Honest and upfront guy" category and he has a better shot than the "Lying to get some ass guy" does. I hate the player's NOT the GAME.

Bozo... Horton hears a who? oh geeez. Let's stick to the grab ass game

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10

OK, suppose I rephrase it in a more polite, gentlemanly manner? "Pardon me miss, I couldn't help notice that hot camel toe you've got going on. You're making me very horny sweetheart............shall we shag now or shag later?"

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baybabe

What the hell kinda dives are you hangin around in to be on CAMEL TOE watch!?!??! LMAO.
10 it would be more like... "Pardon me miss, I couldnt help notice your ass in that hot little skirt your wearing, do you have underware on? Shall I bend you over the table here or at my place?"
Well, you would either say THAT OR, walk up to me and say... "uuuuu ummm uhhh uuu ummm nevermind" hee hee hee.

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10

I would bend you over the table all right, rip your panties off and give it to you long and hard............

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baybabe

I wasnt wearing panties ...your gonna do THAT in a bar? I dont believe you! Oh AND you better hope I HAVE been drinking Long Islands if you wanna get down in public

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10

I was thinking more of bending you over the dining room table, ripping your panties off and taking care of business baybabe...........

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bozoballz

Man I thought Horton Hears a Who always got the pussy wet.

Fuck it, I have no game.

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10

Ah come on bozo, sure ya do. Just do what I do. Walk up to her, club her over the head and drag her back to your cave by her hair and fuck her caveman style................that's ALL the game you need brother........

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baybabe

Oh well damn, I speak that language.

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lifted

He has a girlfriend Babe, steer clear!!! Hey 10, im telling Renee!

So Babe you like the direct approach eh. Hehehehehehehe! Don't go for those come on one line bullshit crap. Good that means your a smart woman who has her head screwed on right.

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Betterman

Pickup line I heard on the radio from a Lady to a guy.

"Does this dish towel smell like Chloroform?"

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southern tz

Studly's advanced class?

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Studly's advanced class - Part 2?

lifted

Keith, let me try it! Hey baybabe and Tease lets get it on!!!! I think come on lines are stupid perhaps im old fashion but that first sentence was a refreshing departure for me. Beings im incredibly shy and mysterious....hey, hehehehehe...heeeeh!

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happy stud

Damn straight. they both made an A in the class.

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Betterman

How about this..."You fit into those leather jeans great. I don't even hear the cow screaming OUCH!" :D

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baybabe

OHHHHHHH SNAP!

Once my husband slipped me a Spanish fly...how fucked up is that? Guess he was hoping for extream behavior since I already put out!?! WTF I was pissssssed, cause he didnt give me a choice...he put me in harms way?

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Betterman

If his slippin' would have been fly. Your behaviour would have already been extreme.

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Pegasus

BB the men you hang with worry me.

McB52

BB, why on earth would he slip you Spanish fly? What was he expecting? You don't impress me as being disappointing sexually. I hope you squeezed his balls blue after that trick!

McB

JonPop

That is one of the most chickin shit things a guy could do to a woman.
You don't EVER slip something in a woman's drink without first asking her.
I would have kicked him hard in the gonads for doing that. No wonder you devorced that prick.

The legend that Spanish fly (or cantharides, a substance made from dried beetle remains) is a powerful aphrodisiac has been around for hundreds of years. The substance Spanish Fly liquid irritates the urogenital tract and produces an itching sensation in sensitive membranes, a feeling that allegedly increases a woman's desire for intercourse.

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Betterman

So it's similar to giving a woman a yeast infection. They may feel like grabbing a scrub brush for the itch. :O

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