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Originally Posted by happy stud It depends on ... How good can her husband shoot a gun? |
Spoken like a good southerner. If you fucked my wife, I'd kill you and her. There. I said it.
I'd wait until I caught you both in bed. Then I'd shoot you both in the legs so that you could not run. Then I'd shoot your hands so that you could not call the police. Next I'd kill your ass real slow and make her watch it. Then I'd stick the gun barrel in her and let her be filled with the last load.
That's about the way I feel about women who cheat on the husband and men who fuck another man's wife while he is out working his ass off to pay her bills. Too, anyone who would fuck up a child's home life ain't worth a shit in my book. They do not deserve to live.
I've had several married women hit on my sorry ass. I don't mind telling a unfaithful wife what a fucking piece of shitting whore I think she is for trying to fuck me while her husband works his ass off to pay her bills. Divorce his ass, at least, and then fuck whatever you want to fuck.
I've never had to tell my wife what I'd do if she fucked around on me. She knows. It's a given because she lives in the south where loyalty is not a choice, but the law. She knows too that if she left my ass, she'd leave the children because I'd kill her ass if she tried to take my kids away from me. And for the record, I know if I fucked around on her then her dad and brothers would hunt me down and kill me. They've never told me that, but down here it's simply understood. Don't whore around on your spouse. Nobody around here likes thieves, liars, or unfaithful spouses. Such behavior will send you to hell sooner than you intended with the aide of a few rednecks with shotguns.
That's what coyotes are for. We shoot their ass when the numbers get too high, but we feed them bodies when someone fucks another man's wife. Needless to say, the show "Desparate Housewives" was not made in the south. Otherwise, each episode would end with a funeral.
Though most of the above is bullshit, you don't know which parts are bullshit. Therefore, keep your dick to yourself while you're down south
