Dirk Diggler's Progress - Page 3

happy stud · 03-26-2006, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by JonPop

Yep! Also SNAFU!

Hey JonPop is this similar to SCAFU? Southern Californians are fuck ups?

10 · 03-26-2006, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by happy stud

Hey JonPop is this similar to SCAFU? Southern Californians are fuck ups?

This is rich coming from someone who drinks Bud light........

dirk diggler · 03-26-2006, 09:51 PM

I prefer tequilla 10.

or body shots =)

10 · 03-26-2006, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by dirk diggler

I prefer tequilla 10.

or body shots =)

Don't care for the hard stuff. Give me an MGD and I'm good to go.

happy stud · 03-26-2006, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by 10

This is rich coming from someone who drinks Bud light........

Not me man. I drink the real thing. Lite beer is for pussies.

dirk diggler · 04-25-2006, 05:09 PM

4-25-06

BPEL: 9.5" ......half inch to go

Girth: 6.6" not to much increase from last time i measured

DD

SonicCelt · 04-25-2006, 06:32 PM

Wow, that's over 2 1/2" in 7 months and one inch of that in the last two. You seem to be gaining faster and faster instead of fast for the first few months then slow to zero like every other person. This is remarkable and great for you that the gains just keep getting easier and easier. You should be a full 10" by the middle of next month at this rate at least. Keep up the hard work, just don't snap that bad boy off from pulling so hard.

dirk diggler · 04-25-2006, 07:15 PM

Sonic, I love when my weener slaps against my leg when i walk. Dam, what a feeling.

When i walk the halls at school, i look at all the hott females and say, "You can't handle this 10" sicilian tube steak."

haha ...well ill be 10" soon

8=====================D

DD

slimthug · 04-25-2006, 07:53 PM

say man..what exactly is your routine? those gains are awsome..I just started doing the newbie routine a few weeks ago..but after that i want to do what your doin.

10 · 04-26-2006, 01:38 AM

Damn DD, I'm impressed. You've had phemonenal success with this! You've only been at it a short time and it just keeps growing. Nice job! Yes, I'm jealous as hell! (j/k)

want8 · 04-26-2006, 02:32 PM

Dirk, awesome dude!!! Now this is the kind of thing that gives me and everyone here the inspiration to keep going! What is your routine these days?

10 · 04-27-2006, 03:33 AM

I don't think DD has a routine.........all he has to do is look at it and it grows an inch LOL!

dirk diggler · 04-28-2006, 06:37 PM

what I do is STRETCH all day

Überschwanz · 04-28-2006, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by dirk diggler

what I do is STRETCH all day

I'll have to get on that more.

zack1 · 04-28-2006, 07:11 PM

hey all
dirk what do the girls say when you pull that monster out your pants...are they loving it,,or is it oh dear lord what do you want me to do with that,
takecare all

SonicCelt · 04-28-2006, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by zack1

hey all
dirk what do the girls say when you pull that monster out your pants...are they loving it,,or is it oh dear lord what do you want me to do with that,
takecare all

No what the girls say is "Shit, get out of the way!! He's doin' it again....That's all he does is stretch that thing all day" and they just walk away and go back to class.

zack1 · 04-28-2006, 09:00 PM

hey all
LOL SC.....
ive started stretching more often through out the day now.....its a different type of stretching to what the PM does...it seems to be working...

i dont think i will ever end up with a donkey dick like our dirk there..lol..
takecare all

PS sorry JP i was trying to do 3 things at once..

JonPop · 04-28-2006, 10:00 PM

Come on Zack 1. Preview your posts and clean them up a little, O.K.? This is very sloppy posting.

JonPop · 04-29-2006, 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by dirk diggler

what I do is STRETCH all day

Hey dd, you got that thing 'Super Glued' to your hand?

10 · 04-29-2006, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Überschwanz

I'll have to get on that more.

NO SHIT! I've decided that if dd can do it, so can I. 9" here I come!

SonicCelt · 04-29-2006, 01:34 AM

I know I stretch throughout the day and some times I stretch so hard I get blood coming out my piss hole but I keep pulling, no pain.

Hey dirk, why don't you post a couple of measured pics for some inspairation?? The only guy I heard of with gains like that is a fellow called DLD and he stretched all day too, he's got some good pics.

10 · 04-29-2006, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by SonicCelt

I know I stretch throughout the day and some times I stretch so hard I get blood coming out my piss hole but I keep pulling, no pain.

Hey dirk, why don't you post a couple of measured pics for some inspairation?? The only guy I heard of with gains like that is a fellow called DLD and he stretched all day too, he's got some good pics.

Yeah, but in all fairness, DLD also has OCD, which disallows him to have any kind of "work" life, so he just stretches his dick nonstop.

rocky6535 · 04-29-2006, 04:19 AM

Dirk, do you do just basic up, down, out, left, right stretches, or do you do more "advanced" stretching? And how long do you usually hold a given stretch for? And do you warm up before each time, or just stretch whenever you can without a warmup?

dirk diggler · 04-29-2006, 04:31 PM

Well Rocky, It is best to warm up first before doing any kind of PE. Sometimes when im at work i cant warm up so i do a light, not to strenuous stretch everytime i go to the bathroom (5-8 times a day). Its hard to get a good stretch in the bathroom because i dont have an our to spare. So i do a simple stretch up, down, left, right and outward for approximately 30 seconds to a minute sometimes. I do a couple sets each time i go to the bathroom at work.

Now when im home or anywhere were i have enough time to stretch I stretch for hours. I hold each stretch for at least a minute, sometimes two minutes. I feel no pain only because i have been stretching intensly for so long. I also constructed a stretching device for myself.

The easiest way to explain it is I wrap a bungy type cord around my head. Its smooth and rubbery so it doesnt hurt at all. Then i wrap the other end to one leg at a time. Then what i do is just spread my leg out and my dick streches. Its a lost easier and i can hold each stretch for 10 minutes if i want. It works wonders. Then i strap it to my other leg and do the same thing.

THEN I WARM DOWN FOR 10 MINUTES WITH THE HOTTEST WATER I CAN STAND. Then i rub lotion with Vitamin E on my schlong.

Besides stretching i try to do anywhere from 500-1000 wet jelqs. 3-5 sets of Uli's and 5 sets of clamping.

This is very time consuming and it takes me away from some things i would like to do but its paying off and I will hit 10" soon. PEACE

DD

rocky6535 · 04-29-2006, 08:30 PM

That's dedication dude. You deserve to be getting great results. Where did you get the bungy cord that you mentioned? And how long is it?

10 · 04-29-2006, 08:45 PM

I was just on the MOS website and I saw a clip of DLD talking about his strething methods. I also read a very interesting article in there about penis size and the 10" penis is extremely rare, even in the porn world. There are truthfully only a couple of guys that actually have 10" dicks..........Red Zulu and some other guy but his name scapes me. No porn stars names were mentioned at all.

Personally, 10" is too much for me. I'd be really, really happy with 9". So DD, you're going to be amongst the vast rarity of men who have a fire hose for a cock! LOL

rocky6535 · 04-29-2006, 08:52 PM

What do MOS and DLD stand for?

10 · 04-29-2006, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by rocky6535

What do MOS and DLD stand for?

MOS=Matter of Size
DLD="Double Long Daddy" the guy is amazing!

dirk diggler · 04-29-2006, 10:35 PM

I wonder if I can stretch my weener out to 15". I would never attempt that, but it is interesting. After I hit 10" I will take time off of PE for a while.

Most women cant handle anything more then 9 or 10" I think.

DD