PLEASE say a prayer for JonPop - Page 2

doitforher · 01-14-2006, 02:41 PM

God bless you, JP. I hope you continue to get better, and I'm still praying for you.

-D

JonPop · 01-14-2006, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by happy stud

Hey JonPop Im damn glad youre feeling better. Do you feel better enough so that I can stop drinking this fucking Miller beer now?

Stud, if you keep drinking Miller, the urge to leave the bayou and become a Californian will finally bring you to civilization.

Aw hell, MO. Go on back to drinking your Bud. Your friends are probably laughing at you anyway. Hee

adamander · 01-15-2006, 11:50 AM

Hi JonPop, may I suggest that you take some Iron tablets to build up your blood again and eat more liver which has vitamin K in it and helps to stall the haemorrhage. Doctors tell you to drink water so that the bladder is kept full and so put pressure on the bleeding point. Courage man. Please God you'll get rid of this inconvenience quickly and with a positively good outcome.

happy stud · 01-15-2006, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by JonPop

Stud, if you keep drinking Miller, the urge to leave the bayou and become a Californian will finally bring you to civilization.

Aw hell, MO. Go on back to drinking your Bud. Your friends are probably laughing at you anyway. Hee

Hey JonPop I owe you and everybody else that drinks that damn Miller beer an apology. I drank 3 of those fuckers last night and I guess because its 90% piss it made my lips and tongue get fucked all up. When I took this girl back to her place I guess the contour of my tongue was all puckered up differently from that damn Miller beer but it had me making her a moan and a groan all over the bed. She said I was the best pussy licker she ever had and wanted to know my secret. Well hell I wasnt going to tell her that Miller beer fucked my tongue all up because she might tell other guys about it. So I have a little monopoly all to myself down here. But since it was your damn beer man I have to give you credit. I hope your feeling better by the way.

JonPop · 01-16-2006, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by happy stud

Hey JonPop I owe you and everybody else that drinks that damn Miller beer an apology. I drank 3 of those fuckers last night and I guess because its 90% piss it made my lips and tongue get fucked all up. When I took this girl back to her place I guess the contour of my tongue was all puckered up differently from that damn Miller beer but it had me making her a moan and a groan all over the bed. She said I was the best pussy licker she ever had and wanted to know my secret. Well hell I wasnt going to tell her that Miller beer fucked my tongue all up because she might tell other guys about it. So I have a little monopoly all to myself down here. But since it was your damn beer man I have to give you credit. I hope your feeling better by the way.

I am now stud. Thanks for the laugh.

Überschwanz · 01-16-2006, 04:38 PM

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For the record I like the Seahawks, Patriots, Steelers, and Panthers this weekend.

3-1: Not bad if I do say so myself. I'm rooting for the Steelers if they make it. If they don't, then it's either the Seahawks or Panthers.

want8 · 01-16-2006, 05:41 PM

Wel I am a Peyton Manning fan, so I guess I am rooting for the Steelers now. Give us an update JP.

10 · 01-17-2006, 03:58 AM

GO STEELERS! GO SEAHAWKS (hey, I live in Seattle.....give me a break) and GO BRONCOS!!!

By the way Mr. Stud, I'll have you know that I was enjoying me an MGD on Saturday night whilst watching the Broncos bury 'ol Tom Brady. If that isn't proof that MGD makes the best NFL teams win, I don't know what is. Plus, it got you pussy......that in and of itself is proof enough!!! LOL

JonPop · 01-17-2006, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by want8

Wel I am a Peyton Manning fan, so I guess I am rooting for the Steelers now. Give us an update JP.

Doin' good. Bleeding and clotting have stopped. Been running clear for last 2 days. 2 more days with clear urine, and I'll go back to the urologist and get scoped again. I feel very positive about this, so wish me luck and I'll keep everyone informed.

GRX · 01-17-2006, 11:25 PM

Good luck with this JonPop! Sending my best wishes and prayers.

Please keep us informed.

GRX!

JonPop · 01-17-2006, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by GRX

Good luck with this JonPop! Sending my best wishes and prayers.

Please keep us informed.

GRX!

I will if you tell me what the hell your avatar is. Hee

10 · 01-18-2006, 12:30 AM

Glad to hear things are going good JP. Sounds like the prayers are being answered. Very cool!! Take care buddy.

JonPop · 01-18-2006, 02:43 AM

Thanks, 10. I got your package mailed off today. They said a couple of days.

Überschwanz · 01-18-2006, 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by JonPop

Thanks, 10. I got your package mailed off today. They said a couple of days.

I hope there was girth in that package. Haha

10 · 01-18-2006, 04:03 AM

Well, not quite Uber but something that will yield mass girth hehe.

JonPop · 01-18-2006, 05:53 AM

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I hope there was girth in that package. Haha

I mailed 10 a board and a rock. You place your penis on the board and smack it a few times with the rock and it swells up with girth like you've never seen.

10 · 01-18-2006, 06:00 AM

Actually JP, I hear that's how PE was done in biblical times hehe.

Überschwanz · 01-18-2006, 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by JonPop

I mailed 10 a board and a rock. You place your penis on the board and smack it a few times with the rock and it swells up with girth like you've never seen.

Let's pretend for one second that you're serious JP. I respond with my most erudite voice.

"That sir, is most retarded. Would you do something like put an implant-like device in a woman's boob? Errr......wait. Never mind."

10 · 01-18-2006, 01:59 PM

You know Uber, it just occured to me that you must be the most analytical person here. I was just studying your stats for a second and you really get to the nitty gritty with your measurements!! Just an observation. I think actually you've got to be the most analytical person in your age group I've ever met!! Impressive young one.

Überschwanz · 01-18-2006, 03:38 PM

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You know Uber, it just occured to me that you must be the most analytical person here. I was just studying your stats for a second and you really get to the nitty gritty with your measurements!! Just an observation. I think actually you've got to be the most analytical person in your age group I've ever met!! Impressive young one.

Hey, what can I say? I like precision. As far as I see it, a German cock should be like a German car or a Swiss watch.

JonPop · 01-18-2006, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Überschwanz

Hey, what can I say? I like precision. As far as I see it, a German cock should be like a German car or a Swiss watch.

So, if we X-Ray that thing, would we see little gears and springs?

I can see it now. Uber with a jewlers Loop, a tiny screwdriver, installing more small parts for another 1/4" of girth.

Dr. FrankinUber. Haha.

Überschwanz · 01-18-2006, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by JonPop

So, if we X-Ray that thing, would we see little gears and springs?

I can see it now. Uber with a jewlers Loop, a tiny screwdriver, installing more small parts for another 1/4" of girth.

Dr. FrankinUber. Haha.

You got me JP. That's the secret to my monster. The reason my nuts are so big is because that's where I keep the spare parts.

JonPop · 01-18-2006, 06:30 PM

I just hope that you don't make that thing so big, that you stretch and break a spring, where your dick snaps back inside you with such force, that it turns inside out and we have to start calling you Ms. Uber. Oh...Hahahah.

Überschwanz · 01-18-2006, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by JonPop

I just hope that you don't make that thing so big, that you stretch and break a spring, where your dick snaps back inside you with such force, that it turns inside out and we have to start calling you Ms. Uber. Oh...Hahahah.

I think a more realistic problem would be it collapsing under it's own gravity like a star, thus creating a singularity that sucks in all the breasts and vaginas in the universe and leaving none for the rest of you guys.

JonPop · 01-18-2006, 08:33 PM

We could have a new Uber nova. Or would that be a black hole??? And I will protect Jennifer's Breasts and Vigina with all the anti-force I can muster. After all I am "Urethra Man'. Remember? Hee

Überschwanz · 01-18-2006, 08:35 PM

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After all I am "Urethra Man'. Remember? Hee

But for all the wrong reasons JP.