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Old 03-07-2006, 09:29 PM   #141 (permalink)
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Hahaha. Thanks for the laugh stud. I have to be at the hosp. at 9:15 and surgery is at 10:50. So about the time you are popping that first Bud, I should be all done. Hee. Thanks for the well wishes.
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Old 03-08-2006, 01:39 AM   #142 (permalink)
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I said to his ass if I aint got any intentions of marrying the bitch then it aint pre marital sex.
I never thought of it that way, but you're right stud.
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Old 03-08-2006, 04:01 AM   #143 (permalink)
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.... I said to his ass if I aint got any intentions of marrying the bitch then it aint pre marital sex. The asshole got mad and started yelling at me.
So precum is not really precum unless you cum. You can't call it precum unless you cum. Otherwise it is just body juice. Right?
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Old 03-08-2006, 05:51 AM   #144 (permalink)
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So precum is not really precum unless you cum. You can't call it precum unless you cum. Otherwise it is just body juice. Right?
It needs a name besides body juice Marty. Breast milk could be called body juice.
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Old 03-08-2006, 12:50 PM   #145 (permalink)
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So precum is not really precum unless you cum. You can't call it precum unless you cum. Otherwise it is just body juice. Right?
Marty, you are taking all the fun out of sex!! Haha.
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Old 03-08-2006, 12:50 PM   #146 (permalink)
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JonPop, we all hope everything goes fine for you today!!
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Old 03-09-2006, 01:08 AM   #147 (permalink)
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Got home about 2:30. Got a big ass tube stuck in my dick. NOT fun. On pain meds, so not too bad. Just very tired. Been up since 5:30 this morn and with no coffee, and nothing to eat or drink past 8:00 last night was really starving. Just mac'd out on some KFC and really ate a lot. I feel better in that respect. Don't know how I'll be able to sleep in the set-up as I have to wear it until Friday. Funny thing, even though I'm draining into a bag, I have this constant, overwhelming urge to piss. Dr. said I can't drive for 5 days and no lifting anything over ten pounds, Good thing I have that tube in, Huh. I wouldn't be able to lift my dick. Hee. Speaking of dick shrivel, I got it big time.
I'll keep y'all posted. Thanks for the well wishes, everyone.
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Old 03-09-2006, 01:25 AM   #148 (permalink)
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Forgot to mention, it was a tumor. Between the bladder and prostate, so not directly on the prostate. This makes me feel better. I don't know when I'll hear the results from the pathologist, but will post when I do.
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Old 03-09-2006, 01:27 AM   #149 (permalink)
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Hey JonPop. good luck man!!
P.S. Did they use a garden hose for the tube?
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I glad you know what the problem is now JP. Good luck big guy.
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Old 03-09-2006, 02:30 AM   #151 (permalink)
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Hey brother JP, glad things went ok. Been thinking about you the past couple of days.........now I know why.

Take care of yourself boss. We're all thinking about you!!
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Old 03-09-2006, 07:45 AM   #152 (permalink)
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Here it is after 11:30. Unable to sleep. Getting pains about every 30 minutes at 10 on the pain scale. Almost totally exhausted. Passing a lot of blood into the bag. Don't know how much more of this I can stand. Loaded with pain med's and not helping. Feels better when I stand but can't stand all night. The pain takes off the top of my head when it hits, but only lasts for maybe 5-10 seconds, but leaves me totally weak. Just don't know what to do. Would go to Hosp, but what the fuck can they do, I'm already catheterized. Going nuts here. Pray for me.
Sorry to dump. I know nobody wants to hear this but I have to vent on this. I have had a lot of pain in my life, twice combat wounded in Viet Nam, but this one is doing me in. Again, sorry to be such a bummer. JP
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Old 03-09-2006, 10:55 AM   #153 (permalink)
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I know nobody wants to hear this but I have to vent on this . . . Again, sorry to be such a bummer.
Quit apologizing, we all care, and we're all here to listen to whatever you need to say. There's not a whole hell of a lot we can do (I wish there were), but that doesn't mean we don't want to hear from you. We're with you in this as much as we can be.

I am praying for you, bud. Hang in there, and let us know if there's anything you need.
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Old 03-09-2006, 12:38 PM   #154 (permalink)
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I am SO sorry that you are in such pain, JonPop. I will be praying for you to feel better very soon!
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Old 03-09-2006, 12:43 PM   #155 (permalink)
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Thansk doitforher, much appreciated. Well got a couple of hours sleep, 20 minutes at a time. Still very tired but feel somewhat better. Pain has eased off some. Found during the night that if I did hard Kegels when I was having that 10 pain, that it would ease off quicker. I would hold the Kegel and go back to sleep. Wheeew! This has been one for the books. The trouble is, that I was feeling soo good before I went to get this done, had been able to stretch and do light pee pulls and the nerve trauma of the past 2 months had all but gone away. Even snapped off a couple. If I had known that this trauma was going to happen, I don't know if I would have gone with the surgery, or maybe postponed it for awhile. Got the coffee pot going and am looking forward to my first cup in 2 days. I had to lay in one spot all the time I was trying to sleep. If I tried to turn or shift positions, the pain would start welling up. Hope I have a better day.
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Hang in there brother! We are all here for you and will be thinking about you. I will put jen on a plane and fly her out there so she can give you a genital massage and rub that bad boy back into condition! Damn, that even made my dick feel better! LOL Good luck dude!
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Hey buddy!! Hang in there JP. Wish there was something I could do to help you through this. BTW, you're not dumping pal!! That's what we're here for. We ALL care about you alot! Sign on and dump away if you need to. We understand and are here for you.
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There isn't a lot of space between the bladder and prostate. That should make the tumor easy to find and hopefully remove, but I'm worried about it spreading.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostate
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There isn't a lot of space between the bladder and prostate. That should make the tumor easy to find and hopefully remove, but I'm worried about it spreading.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostate
Yeh, me too Uber. He had already left by the time I woke up yesterday. I have to call in the morning to make appointment and have this cathather removed. Guess I'll find out then if he got it all. He also did some scrapeings to send to the Patholigist.
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Sorry about that Uber. Tired and goofed. Forgot where I was when writing.
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Hey JonPop. good luck man!!
P.S. Did they use a garden hose for the tube?
I cut the port this morning at 8:00 and let the pressure off the ball that goes into the bladder and pulled that MF OUT! God, instant relief. I feel like a new man, at least my old self now. No more bleeding, no more pain, and mentaly feel like a 10 ton weight has been lifted off me. And no, Tokumino, not the size of a garden hose, but the size of a number 2 pencil. Damn that thing hurt.
Got a little rest and feel much better. I was LITERLY climbing the walls this morn, with the pain. So everyone, thanks again for your support. I'M BACK.
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That's awesome JP........we're glad your back dude!
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I cut the port this morning at 8:00 and let the pressure off the ball that goes into the bladder and pulled that MF OUT! God, instant relief. I feel like a new man, at least my old self now. No more bleeding, no more pain, and mentaly feel like a 10 ton weight has been lifted off me. And no, Tokumino, not the size of a garden hose, but the size of a number 2 pencil. Damn that thing hurt.
Got a little rest and feel much better. I was LITERLY climbing the walls this morn, with the pain. So everyone, thanks again for your support. I'M BACK.
Did the doctor say it was okay to remove it JP?
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Uber my friend, I don't JP really gave a damn LOL
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Uber my friend, I don't JP really gave a damn LOL
I'm just asking because the odds are that the doctor's going to have to put it in again and the whole thing will start all over again.
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