PLEASE say a prayer for JonPop - Page 7

jennifer · 03-19-2006, 07:49 PM

Oh, JP, I am SO sorry! I thought you were feeling much better. It makes perfect sense if you are not feeling well not to post much. You just post when you feel like it and I will try my best to cultivate these cavemen until you get completely well!

JonPop · 03-20-2006, 12:26 AM

Thanks Jennifer. Do you need to borrow my whip?

jennifer · 03-20-2006, 12:46 PM

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Thanks Jennifer. Do you need to borrow my whip?

Thanks for the offer, JP, but I think some of these guys are so accustomed to beatings that a whip would not have any effect on them. So, I guess I will use my tried and true method - a knee to the nuts!

10 · 03-20-2006, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by jennifer

Thanks for the offer, JP, but I think some of these guys are so accustomed to beatings that a whip would not have any effect on them. So, I guess I will use my tried and true method - a knee to the nuts!

Ouch! Now that WOULD hurt! No thanks.......I'll pass!

happy stud · 03-20-2006, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by jennifer

Thanks for the offer, JP, but I think some of these guys are so accustomed to beatings that a whip would not have any effect on them. So, I guess I will use my tried and true method - a knee to the nuts!

Hey JonPop Im sorry your still not feeling 100% yet. As far as this shit that Jennifer just wrote why dont we have another contest and try to guess how many guys she has kneed in the nuts. My guess would be 87.

JonPop · 03-22-2006, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by happy stud

Hey JonPop Im sorry your still not feeling 100% yet. As far as this shit that Jennifer just wrote why dont we have another contest and try to guess how many guys she has kneed in the nuts. My guess would be 87.

Thanks studly, but I am doing better today. I think 87 would be a little high,

I think more like 86. Hee

88man · 03-22-2006, 06:49 AM

Hey JP I wish there were something to make your day brighter. Im sorry to see that your still not better...well 100 %. I hope this will pass with ease.

jennifer · 03-22-2006, 12:24 PM

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Thanks studly, but I am doing better today. I think 87 would be a little high,

I think more like 86. Hee

Well, I think I might know who victims 87 and 88 might be!!

want8 · 03-22-2006, 02:10 PM

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Well, I think I might know who victims 87 and 88 might be!!

Ouch!! Jen, you know if you kick these guys in the nuts what you are going to have to do to them next. You are going to have to kiss it and make it better.

want8 · 03-29-2006, 08:44 PM

Hey brother. I hope you are doing ok. Everytime I get on here and see that tiger I can't help but think about what you must be going through. Keep us posted on what is going on Pop.

JonPop · 03-29-2006, 09:38 PM

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Hey brother. I hope you are doing ok. Everytime I get on here and see that tiger I can't help but think about what you must be going through. Keep us posted on what is going on Pop.

Hey want8, thanks buddy. Still having a little trouble pissing every now and then. Most times I can empty my bladder but sometimes I'll stand at the bowl for 2-3 minutes and only pee a 1/4 cup. Go figure. Been 3 weeks today since surgery and seems like all that should be resolved. It just feels like I have a strain when I can only piss a small amount. BUT, got me some slow, lovin', tender, poon-Tang with no problem so at least it still works. But let me tell you, Mrs. JP was extremly horny also and had a hard time not going wild on the old cucumber. Hee.

10 · 03-29-2006, 10:56 PM

Give it time pop, the Mrs. will be able to go hog wild soon enough.......

JonPop · 04-03-2006, 05:17 PM

O.K. I updated my Just an Observation thread and need to post here and close out a bad chapter in my life.
First, I would like to thank all of you, from the bottom of my heart, for your prayers, concernes and well wishes during the past 3 months.
I am doing very well as of this morning, did the full Newbie routine to re-condition and no soreness. Pissing well now with no bleeding since March. I just can't believe how long it took to recover from all of this. But, when you are catheterized 4 times, with a tube the size of a pencil, scoped twice, (the Urologist inserts a large tube first, then goes down that tube with his scope) surgery and no telling how many times he went in and out of my dick cutting and removing chunks and cauterizing. Hell, it's no wonder my nerves were screaming at me for so long. Anyway, Thanks again.
P.S. I feel at about 95%.

GRX · 04-03-2006, 05:21 PM

Excellent news big guy! Here's to the remaining 5%!

Good luck and good gains!
GRX!

JonPop · 04-03-2006, 08:57 PM

Thanks GRX. I get totally well, reach my goal of 9X7 and the beer is on JonPop for the entire membership. Oh oh, sorry Studly, it's gonna be Miller Genuine Draft on tap.

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(Let's see, hmm, I get to 8 7/8 X 6 7/8... if I stop all PE, nobody can hold me to that stupid promise I made above, yeah, that's the ticket. Hee)

happy stud · 04-03-2006, 09:49 PM

Hey JonPop if you get your dick that big maybe I might have to start drinking that damn MSG myself.

JonPop · 04-03-2006, 10:02 PM

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Hey JonPop if you get your dick that big maybe I might have to start drinking that damn MSG myself.

Well if you can drink "MSG" I guess I could drink some "Dub".

10 · 04-03-2006, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by JonPop

Thanks GRX. I get totally well, reach my goal of 9X7 and the beer is on JonPop for the entire membership. Oh oh, sorry Studly, it's gonna be Miller Genuine Draft on tap.

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(Let's see, hmm, I get to 8 7/8 X 6 7/8... if I stop all PE, nobody can hold me to that stupid promise I made above, yeah, that's the ticket. Hee)

I'll personally hold you to your word JP. I just polished off my last MGD last night!!!

JonPop · 04-03-2006, 11:04 PM

Gotta feelin' you should go buy some more 10, might be a year before I can get the rest of my gains. Wouldn't want you to have to wait that long to have a frosty, delicious, (much better then Dub) clear, sparkling, Miller Genuine Draft from an Ice cold Keg. Hee. You seein' this Stud? Hahaha

10 · 04-04-2006, 12:08 AM

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Gotta feelin' you should go buy some more 10, might be a year before I can get the rest of my gains. Wouldn't want you to have to wait that long to have a frosty, delicious, (much better then Dub) clear, sparkling, Miller Genuine Draft from an Ice cold Keg. Hee. You seein' this Stud? Hahaha

OK, I caved. Just went a bought some more along with a few other essentials. That one last night went down soooooooo damn smooth! Stud, you REALLY don't know what you're missing!!!!

happy stud · 04-07-2006, 09:24 PM

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P.S. I feel at about 95%.

Hey JonPop just checking to see if your still feeling 95%. If so then how come the hell you aint posting 95% as much as you used to? Do you have another screenname and have been fucking around with the strange fuckers over at Thunders?

jennifer · 04-08-2006, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by happy stud

Hey JonPop just checking to see if your still feeling 95%. If so then how come the hell you aint posting 95% as much as you used to? Do you have another screenname and have been fucking around with the strange fuckers over at Thunders?

Haha. Yes, JP, where have you been? Unless you are making up lost time with Mrs. JonPop, we need you here!!

JonPop · 09-17-2006, 04:32 PM

O.K. 6 months update. I just went back and reread this entire thread. WOW!That was a totally fucked period of my life. No soreness, no problems now. Doing my exercises and getting regular 'Poon Tang'. Thank you all for sticking with me during that period. We take good health and feeling well, so much for granted until we don't have it. It brings back the realization, with a thud, that we are just mere mortal human beings and that life is very short in the scheme of things. Thank you again Betterman and all my friends here.

P.S. Stud, have you tried getting your tongue fucked up from drinking Miller and eating pussy again? Hee

happy stud · 09-17-2006, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by JonPop

O.K. 6 months update. I just went back and reread this entire thread. WOW!That was a totally fucked period of my life. No soreness, no problems now. Doing my exercises and getting regular 'Poon Tang'. Thank you all for sticking with me during that period. We take good health and feeling well, so much for granted until we don't have it. It brings back the realization, with a thud, that we are just mere mortal human beings and that life is very short in the scheme of things. Thank you again Betterman and all my friends here.

P.S. Stud, have you tried getting your tongue fucked up from drinking Miller and eating pussy again? Hee

After the 6th or 7th beer anything even water will fuck up your tongue.

10 · 09-17-2006, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by JonPop

O.K. 6 months update. I just went back and reread this entire thread. WOW!That was a totally fucked period of my life. No soreness, no problems now. Doing my exercises and getting regular 'Poon Tang'. Thank you all for sticking with me during that period. We take good health and feeling well, so much for granted until we don't have it. It brings back the realization, with a thud, that we are just mere mortal human beings and that life is very short in the scheme of things. Thank you again Betterman and all my friends here.

P.S. Stud, have you tried getting your tongue fucked up from drinking Miller and eating pussy again? Hee

Hey, that's what family/friends are for!!!

want8 · 09-18-2006, 03:58 PM

Amen! Glad to see you are back to your old self bud!

longandthick · 11-21-2006, 03:59 PM

I've just read this thread today and I think that me and all the members here feel really lucky when you're allright. Nobody can manage this site better than you (I must say that this is the best PE forum that I've known).
P.S: I wonder how the doctor was when he saw your tool...