Is this Poisonous or Toxic? Just wondering cause I get BJ all the time

gamecity · 01-15-2006, 10:46 PM

I'm wondering how poisonous is this substance? So that I don't use it when I'm about to hang out with a girl. There's always a possibility that I get a blow job and she might eat the enlargel residues. I'm just wondering.

Überschwanz · 01-15-2006, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by gamecity

I'm wondering how poisonous is this substance? So that I don't use it when I'm about to hang out with a girl. There's always a possibility that I get a blow job and she might eat the enlargel residues. I'm just wondering.

Read the ingredients. It might taste weird, but nothing will happen.

SpeeD · 05-17-2007, 08:14 AM

Any girl who gives head regularly is probably used to the occasional weird taste anyway ;)

SonicCelt · 05-17-2007, 06:15 PM

After the BJ her tongue will probably have fuller, longer flaccid hang than before the BJ exercise

JonPop · 05-17-2007, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by SonicCelt

After the BJ her tongue will probably have fuller, longer flaccid hang than before the BJ exercise

Hahaha! Snort.

slickwillie · 05-18-2007, 02:08 AM

Rub down with toothpaste in a moist washcloth and you'll be good to go and might even get a smile from her while she's down there. I even go the extra mile to use some after shave on my nuts for the ladies, just to show them how much I love and appreciate their "talents"!!! :-)

Brock Landers · 05-19-2007, 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by SonicCelt

After the BJ her tongue will probably have fuller, longer flaccid hang than before the BJ exercise

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

italiananglo69 · 05-19-2007, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by SonicCelt

After the BJ her tongue will probably have fuller, longer flaccid hang than before the BJ exercise

and dont forget the creamy milky skin complexion

Betterman · 06-06-2007, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by gamecity

I'm wondering how poisonous is this substance? So that I don't use it when I'm about to hang out with a girl. There's always a possibility that I get a blow job and she might eat the enlargel residues. I'm just wondering.

I e-mailed customer support and just asked them what they would recommend. If I wanted to get a quickie during a lunch break after using the Enlargel. They recommended washing off the Enlargel with a cloth before hand. Just to make sure there wasn't a allergic reaction with the Mi Lady.

chinchillables · 05-26-2008, 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by SonicCelt

After the BJ her tongue will probably have fuller, longer flaccid hang than before the BJ exercise

ROFLMAO! that's funny.

psm · 03-19-2009, 03:29 AM

I got Enlargel with my order. I read the ingredients. The container antiseptic contains nearly universally used types which I would not touch with a ten foot pole--Propylene Glycol and Propylparaben. Do a non-pharmaceutically edited search for Hulda Clarke, author of "The Cure for All Cancers". There are certainly others. However, her primary discovery is that all cancers exhibit parasite infestation. All the isopropyl type of products allow all parasite eggs to go forth and multiple. Ergo, I don't need a shaleload of parasites and another cleansing just to use this preparation. I made one of my own and use an internal herbal prep which produce fine results without all the nasty shale.

Jack · 03-20-2009, 05:00 AM

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Originally Posted by psm

I got Enlargel with my order. I read the ingredients. The container antiseptic contains nearly universally used types which I would not touch with a ten foot pole--Propylene Glycol and Propylparaben. Do a non-pharmaceutically edited search for Hulda Clarke, author of "The Cure for All Cancers". There are certainly others. However, her primary discovery is that all cancers exhibit parasite infestation. All the isopropyl type of products allow all parasite eggs to go forth and multiple. Ergo, I don't need a shaleload of parasites and another cleansing just to use this preparation. I made one of my own and use an internal herbal prep which produce fine results without all the nasty shale.

how nice. what are you talking about?

what does this sentence mean: "The container antiseptic contains nearly universally used types".

what is nasty shale?

I haven't been up close and personal with anybodys cock, but the last thing I would imagine to find on it is thin layers of rock sediment, if it is anything like mine.

Is your last name Yoda by the way?

I find it fascintating you understand the chemical and biological effect of what Enlargel can potentially do to you...you may be onto something here.

Do tell.

Jack

JonPop · 03-20-2009, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by psm

All the isopropyl type of products allow all parasite eggs to go forth and multiple. Ergo, I don't need a shaleload of parasites and another cleansing just to use this preparation.

WHAT? What the hell are you talking about? Are you sure your user name isn't PMS?

Jack · 03-20-2009, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by JonPop

WHAT? What the hell are you talking about? Are you sure your user name isn't PMS?

He sure has all the symptoms JP, poor fellow!

Maybe an OBGYN would help and government assistance is only a phone call away!

Jack

psm · 03-20-2009, 05:44 PM

Like lambs to freakin' slaughter...

Hey, listen if you don't mind putting something which greatly increases
cancerous conditions on your dick, your face, your hair, your general
bod--look at all other packages--then go right the _uck ahead.

All iso's were lobbied for use by PharmaCartel lobbyists. Why? Because
they sell more Chemo products when more of y'all have the doom.
Cancer is an industry--only bigger than GM and Ford. And just as dirty
at the admin level as any biker gang in the Western world.

Many consumers now demand that alternate container sterilizers,
at least in parts of the world where people can actually read. You
won't get the truth from the radio or television on this. Yes, Yodites,
there was a time when people laughed at the cigarette critics too.

So like silly school kids oblivious to the coming doom, they sit stupified
at their lying-dying boxes spoonfed bs from their owned and operated media
so tightly regulated to keep the truth from interrupting people's
Shirley Temple view of the world that only alternate sources for the
truth will actually give it to the consumer.

I don't need alot of homey knee-jerk reaction to a simple warning
and suggestion that the manufacturers find a different container
sterilizer--one that doesn't help to make people sick to death.

Yes, the rest of the ingredients are fine. Just as advertised. But
no personal products manufacturer and many sellers don't advertise
the trojan horse within their personal use products. Most simply
don't know.

If the retailer was truly smart; they'd do what I suggest and then
market this safety factor as another product advantage. That is if
they really knew what to do with a product advantage.

I read already this PE book with a gazillion warnings about overtraining.
He seems to be extremely concerned about having a healthy penis.

I run three businesses. I don't do any of it for my entertainment. And if I had
Enlargel to market, you can bet your uniformed perspective, that I could sell a safely sterilized version and make that advantage work in terms of increased profitability.

Jack · 03-20-2009, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by psm

Like lambs to freakin' slaughter...

I don't need alot of homey knee-jerk reaction to a simple warning
and suggestion that the manufacturers find a different container
sterilizer--one that doesn't help to make people sick to death.

I run three businesses. I don't do any of it for my entertainment. And if I had
Enlargel to market, you can bet your ignorant asses I could sell a safely sterilized version and make that advantage work in terms of increased profitability.

PSM, I apologize for being a big meaney!

You make a good point...and I am not going to ask you if one of your businesses is selling May Kay allright.

I do appreciate the follow up email though illustrating my ignorance though and Betterman is always looking to learn in my opinion.

From your research are these chemicals a problem when you use them on your skinl?

My research says cancer cells do not proliferate in an oxygen rich environment, maybe you know something different than my ignorant ass.

I do appreciate the information and I am sure that ignorant ass Jon Pop will too!

Good post!

Jack

psm · 03-20-2009, 07:03 PM

First of all, don't get your noses out of joint about the ignorant asses comment. I edited
a euphemistic version. No-one should be criticized when they simply don't know. My point in saying it was that you're losing sight of the main point... I'm simply doing the right thing in sending a warning, that this commonly used container family of sterilizers causes the tiny, tiny parasite eggs which are ubiquitous/everywhere, to mature and multiple. Parasites are found in 100% of all cancers.

Yes, about the oxygen rich environment. And much of the other data also holds. It is not an uncomplicated topic.

The end point is simple. Your wonderful product carries a trojan horse, just like the vast
majority of other personal use products in a specialized container. Some manufacturers
have changed due to consumer pressure and becoming informed.

It's not rocket science. No isopropyl family of container sterilizers. These are parasite eggs best friends. And parasites are not your best friend.

Yes, it's not so easy to stay healthy. There's an entire huge conglomerate who needs you to be sick.

My hope is that all of you can stay healthy, penis and all. But it can't be done without
the right information. I'm simply trying to help betterman to become better. Do what you
want with the info.

Much of what I've learned from y'all already is excellent info. I just thought I'd return part of the favour.

And as for my businesses. Tourism accomodation, business marketing, and cultural.
Projected earnings from these and off investments... 2.2 million in my pocket by 2014.
I have no recession. I have info. Mary Kay? Possibly also laden with isopropyl packaged products.

JonPop · 03-20-2009, 07:44 PM

Well thank you psm for informing us that the container that holds the Enlargel is full of
parasite eggs and we will get cancer if we apply this product to our penis.
How long does take to happen? My God, I've been using Enlargel for almost 6 years now. Your informative posts have been uh..interesting to say the least. We all love doomsayers here.
That's what makes this forum so um..deversified, we have characters like you, to pop around now and then.

CUSP82 · 03-21-2009, 12:16 AM

There are parasites in all cancers? Well does the cancer kill you or the parasite? Having a couple of degrees in biology and the health sciences which really preclude me from knowing anything, but parasites are found just about everywhere; yes, in your food, drinking water,a big mac, on your skin, in your bed, in your hair, and JP's story pole just to name a few. A healthy body simply shrugs them off like a dog does with fleas! Did I mention there on your pets as well ( especially birds) so kill the dog but spare the pussy! ( did I just write that?). A healthy body handles it fine, just like it handles the fecal material that left by some little rodents in our food, the small piece of hair, fingernails, glass, rocks, and dirt that is commonly found in small quantities in the foods we eat.We exist because God make a great symtem that allows us to handle all the imperfections that come our way. Hey when we get sick things do happen but unless you're in a third world counrty, parasites aren't killing us off all too quickly. It's that other sill stuff like heart disease, cancer, drunk drivers, etc! And for the love of God will people get off that crap about the drug companies being a conspiracy to keep us sick so that we can buy their drugs! That's just plain dumb. I have friends who work in that industry and they are regular hard working people who are looking for ways to cure what we humans do to ourselves, you know like drinking, smoking, no exercise, poor diet, poor genetics, The drugs companies aren't making us sick. We are doing a good enough job on that ourselves. Has anyone taken a look at the polution on this planet we currently occupy? Wasn't the drug companies was it.For the record. I want those drug companies to make as much money as they can; some of it does go back into research and maybe they can find a cure for whatever it is I'm going to get. But trust me, when I get it I won't blame them. I did it, no one else, no conspiracy by big business, only me. Well it's Friday night, this is my 100th post, so it's time for some dark rum, a cigar, some wings with lots of bleu cheese, and maybe some nachos. I'm sure it will kill the parsites before they get to me!
And for those scary mary's out there that think the sky is falling, 80% of the bacteria isolated from escalator hand rails is fecal in nature, and not all of it is human! Get the point!

Jack · 03-21-2009, 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by CUSP82

There are parasites in all cancers? Well does the cancer kill you or the parasite? Having a couple of degrees in biology and the health sciences which really preclude me from knowing anything, but parasites are found just about everywhere; yes, in your food, drinking water,a big mac, on your skin, in your bed, in your hair, and JP's story pole just to name a few. A healthy body simply shrugs them off like a dog does with fleas! Did I mention there on your pets as well ( especially birds) so kill the dog but spare the pussy! ( did I just write that?). A healthy body handles it fine, just like it handles the fecal material that left by some little rodents in our food, the small piece of hair, fingernails, glass, rocks, and dirt that is commonly found in small quantities in the foods we eat.We exist because God make a great symtem that allows us to handle all the imperfections that come our way. Hey when we get sick things do happen but unless you're in a third world counrty, parasites aren't killing us off all too quickly. It's that other sill stuff like heart disease, cancer, drunk drivers, etc! And for the love of God will people get off that crap about the drug companies being a conspiracy to keep us sick so that we can buy their drugs! That's just plain dumb. I have friends who work in that industry and they are regular hard working people who are looking for ways to cure what we humans do to ourselves, you know like drinking, smoking, no exercise, poor diet, poor genetics, The drugs companies aren't making us sick. We are doing a good enough job on that ourselves. Has anyone taken a look at the polution on this planet we currently occupy? Wasn't the drug companies was it.For the record. I want those drug companies to make as much money as they can; some of it does go back into research and maybe they can find a cure for whatever it is I'm going to get. But trust me, when I get it I won't blame them. I did it, no one else, no conspiracy by big business, only me. Well it's Friday night, this is my 100th post, so it's time for some dark rum, a cigar, some wings with lots of bleu cheese, and maybe some nachos. I'm sure it will kill the parsites before they get to me!
And for those scary mary's out there that think the sky is falling, 80% of the bacteria isolated from escalator hand rails is fecal in nature, and not all of it is human! Get the point!

CUSP,

Awesome!

That does it...I am going out and buy a pack of my favorite cigarettes a four cheese pizza and a couple bottles of Ripple! Goodbye cruel world!

Jack

JonPop · 03-21-2009, 01:19 AM

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CUSP,

Awesome!

That does it...I am going out and buy a pack of my favorite cigarettes a four cheese pizza and a couple bottles of Ripple! Goodbye cruel world!

Jack

I'll join ya. I'll bring the Enlargel.

Oh, by the way, nice to see you post again Jack. Man, you've been here a couple months longer than me.

Jack · 03-21-2009, 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by JonPop

I'll join ya. I'll bring the Enlargel.

Oh, by the way, nice to see you post again Jack. Man, you've been here a couple months longer than me.

Thanks JP,

If the number of posts you make are any indication of how big one's dick is then I have 9236 more to go at this momnet to catch up to and your BIG 9" or whatever, as I have only posted 133 times and have a 7" zucchini.

That is 4618 posts per inch or 2309 post per 1/2" or 1154.5 posts per quarter inch.

That is hard to believe I have been here longer than you and I only have a 7" salami!

Obviously I need to post more and double up on my Enlargel usage.

What kind of cigs do you want...I will pick you up a pack

Jack

JonPop · 03-21-2009, 04:25 AM

Acapulco Gold or Some really good Colombian will take the edge off all the worry about parasite eggs.
Yes, you need to post more. The more you post the longer your dick gets and the more I say that, the longer my nose gets. *Hee*

Jack · 03-23-2009, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by JonPop

Acapulco Gold or Some really good Colombian will take the edge off all the worry about parasite eggs.
Yes, you need to post more. The more you post the longer your dick gets and the more I say that, the longer my nose gets. *Hee*

I guess you are old enough to know what Acapulco Gold is, I kep thinking you are some young whooper snapper.

Thanks for keeping it al in perspective!

Jack

10 · 03-23-2009, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack

I guess you are old enough to know what Acapulco Gold is, I kep thinking you are some young whooper snapper.

Thanks for keeping it al in perspective!

Jack

JP???? A young whooper snapper?????? Oh, that's a good one..........

JonPop · 03-23-2009, 03:39 PM

I have a "whooper" and Mrs. JP has a "snapper" does that count?

10 · 03-24-2009, 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by JonPop

I have a "whooper" and Mrs. JP has a "snapper" does that count?

Yeah, I'll give ya that pops.............

Jack · 03-24-2009, 03:52 AM

10, when I grow up I want to be just like JP "a young whooper snapper". He and I are about the same age you know so I won't have long to wait as long as I come up with about 9000 posts real quick here.

If he jelqs as much as he posts though I am in big F'n trouble!

Jack

JonPop · 03-24-2009, 04:02 AM

Thanks Jack. I work hard at being a young whooper snapper. And, I'm posting as fast as I can, I'll just NEVER catch my buddy 10.
He posts while getting a blow job. *snicker*

Jack · 03-24-2009, 04:22 AM

JP, I see what you mean.

I didn't think guys were that great at multi-tasking but 10 seems to be a genetically advanced male in this case. I am surprised he isn't posting right now while hanging from the ceiling by his bungee cock.

Jack

lifted · 03-24-2009, 04:57 AM

I think we should get input from the resident winches.

Betterman · 04-05-2009, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Überschwanz

Read the ingredients. It might taste weird, but nothing will happen.

When I first purchased Enlargel, I asked customer service through an email. The stated to rinse off before any sexual activity, mostly due to your partner not wanting be surprised by the taste on her tongue.

Pegasus · 04-05-2009, 01:23 AM

While we may think psm is a bit over the top, in fairness we must remember that science ofen moves forward by non mainstream theories.
As I remember, it is only recently, that someone came up with the off the wall theory, that parasites were involved in stomach ulcers?

Pegasus · 04-05-2009, 01:44 AM

Ok just looked it up, the bacterium H. pylori is a major cause of stomach ulcer.
From memory this is a recent discovery and was very non mainstream when firsr postulated.

Jack · 04-06-2009, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Betterman

When I first purchased Enlargel, I asked customer service through an email. The stated to rinse off before any sexual activity, mostly due to your partner not wanting be surprised by the taste on her tongue.

who says one can't use common sense while administering your cock.

Jack