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Originally Posted by sikdogg That's odd because when i was in highschool, EVERYONE took showers naked... hell, since i played sports i took at least two showers a day at school and one before i went to bed at night. It was weird when a guy didn't take a shower and no one ever took a shower with trunks on. |
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Hey, I was the same way, at least 2 showers a day and if I had gym class, then 3 showers a day. Yes, it was weird when a guy didnt take a shower and stunk all day after gym class or sports ? LOL But anyway, guess the guys with the rreally small cocks didnt shower. Guess my cock was average ? Guess it was a jock thing that we reallly didnt look at eachothers cocks in the shower. Now in the Marines, shit it was different about the cock size thing, the enlisted grunts made soooooo much fun of the guys with the little and/or the monster cocks - before you knew it, it was all around the base the guys with monster cocks and the guys with small dicks.
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| That's probably why I never showered in high school. I stopped PE after my sophomore year so my junior and senior years it wasn't an issue.
I think it's rather cruel to have your manhood poked fun at. As if you don't already know that you have a small penis and already feel self conscious about it, a bunch of small brains go on ahead and throw your short coming in your face. I think that sucks! In some instances adults can be just as vicious as kids when it comes to cruelty.
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Originally Posted by Iwantabigcock Now in the Marines, shit it was different about the cock size thing, the enlisted grunts made soooooo much fun of the guys with the little and/or the monster cocks - before you knew it, it was all around the base the guys with monster cocks and the guys with small dicks.
The Big Prick (IWABC) | Yeah same thing when I was a paratrooper. Guys would see my name tag, maybe not even from my company, and call me "Needle dick the bug fucker". Got into several fights like that. People can be so cruel. Wish the bastards that made fun of me in the shower could see me now. FUCK em all. 
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Originally Posted by happy stud See if you fuckers lived down here in the South you wouldnt be paying any attention to who is taking a shower and are they wearing anything or not. We spent our time putting holes on the other side of the wall to watch the girls take showers. |
yeah the south is fun isn't it buddy? i'm from KY. | |
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| Yeah, the South is great. I live in the North tip of Mississippi, just South of Memphis, and I love it!
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Originally Posted by JaX yeah the south is fun isn't it buddy? i'm from KY. | You aint joking man. The best pussy in the world is down here. | |
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Originally Posted by want8 Yeah, the South is great. I live in the North tip of Mississippi, just South of Memphis, and I love it! | Hey want8 if I was you I think I would just say I lived in a southern suburb of Memphis. | |
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Originally Posted by happy stud You aint joking man. The best pussy in the world is down here. |
Perhaps I should try a southern belle???? The woman up here in Seattle are too "hardy" for me (although not all of them are!!) and the ones down in L.A. and the OC are into materialistic bullshit and men who can support their fancy tastes (I'm sure dogg will back this up).
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Originally Posted by 10 Perhaps I should try a southern belle???? The woman up here in Seattle are too "hardy" for me (although not all of them are!!) and the ones down in L.A. and the OC are into materialistic bullshit and men who can support their fancy tastes (I'm sure dogg will back this up). | Unfortunately, there are women like that everywhere. BUT, fortunately, there are decent women everywhere, also. Keep looking!  | |
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Originally Posted by jennifer Unfortunately, there are women like that everywhere. BUT, fortunately, there are decent women everywhere, also. Keep looking! |
Yes Jen, I know you're right. It's just my frustration talking.
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Originally Posted by 10 Yes Jen, I know you're right. It's just my frustration talking.
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Originally Posted by jennifer Keep looking, keep looking! Seattle has plenty of singles places. | Yea 10 theres pussy everywhere. Get some business cards made that say your a movie producer and pass them out to women. Hell you wont know what to do with all that pussy you will soon be getting. Dont put your real name on the card put someone elses like JonPops. | |
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Originally Posted by happy stud Yea 10 theres pussy everywhere. Get some business cards made that say your a movie producer and pass them out to women. Hell you wont know what to do with all that pussy you will soon be getting. Dont put your real name on the card put someone elses like JonPops. | You realize 10, if you do that I get the pick of the litter.
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Originally Posted by JonPop You realize 10, if you do that I get the pick of the litter. | Yea Paris Fucking Hilton. | |
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| my gf is japanese, but she has a country accent bc she moved to KY when she was 5...kinda hott | |
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Originally Posted by JonPop You realize 10, if you do that I get the pick of the litter. | First is's happy stud with the animals, now it's JonPop?  | |
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Originally Posted by JonPop You realize 10, if you do that I get the pick of the litter. |
Like hell!
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| So with alot of foreplay you can get her all goose pimply, and her pussy would be all frothy, with her clit all hard, her eyes all dilated with a drunken with desire look, and when you place your hand soflty on her pussy, it's almost like it would eat oats out of your hand like a horse would. Then she grabs you by the cock with both hands and says "I want you inside me" . Aaaahhh, so that's the way it's suppose to be. :) | |
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| That's the way it is with Jennifer. And, yes, she needs both hands to grab my cock. Hee
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Originally Posted by Betterman So with alot of foreplay you can get her all goose pimply, and her pussy would be all frothy, with her clit all hard, her eyes all dilated with a drunken with desire look, and when you place your hand soflty on her pussy, it's almost like it would eat oats out of your hand like a horse would. Then she grabs you by the cock with both hands and says "I want you inside me" . Aaaahhh, so that's the way it's suppose to be. :) | That is a disturbing analogy, but funny.
I think the late great Bill Hicks described a nice one, he said the perfect one was like "a paper cut surrounded by a wisp of blonde cotton candy". | |
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Originally Posted by JonPop That's the way it is with Jennifer. And, yes, she needs both hands to grab my cock. Hee | Hey JonPop is that because she has real small hands? | |
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Originally Posted by happy stud Hey JonPop is that because she has real small hands? | Jennifer's hands are much smaller than her boobs.
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Originally Posted by Longshanks That is a disturbing analogy, but funny.
I think the late great Bill Hicks described a nice one, he said the perfect one was like "a paper cut surrounded by a wisp of blonde cotton candy". |
Now I'm getting visuals......
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Originally Posted by Longshanks That is a disturbing analogy, but funny.
I think the late great Bill Hicks described a nice one, he said the perfect one was like "a paper cut surrounded by a wisp of blonde cotton candy". | The late great Bill Hicks said that when he was on drugs, right? Probably LSD.
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Originally Posted by JonPop The late great Bill Hicks said that when he was on drugs, right? Probably LSD. |
I don't doubt it, but it beats Kinison's Grilled cheese sandwich analogy or Dice Clay saying when a woman gets older it looks like veal cutlet parmesean. | |
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Originally Posted by JonPop The late great Bill Hicks said that when he was on drugs, right? Probably LSD. | Hey JonPop who the fuck is Bill Hicks? | |
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Originally Posted by JonPop That's the way it is with Jennifer. And, yes, she needs both hands to grab my cock. Hee | BUT, how long will it last before I only need one? | |
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Originally Posted by jennifer BUT, how long will it last before I only need one? | He can't hold out very long Jen. So when you are done with him, say, 3 minutes, you can cum over here!
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Originally Posted by want8 He can't hold out very long Jen. So when you are done with him, say, 3 minutes, you can cum over here! | Hell JonPop even 10 could last 3 minutes. | |
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Originally Posted by happy stud Hell JonPop even 10 could last 3 minutes. | No Boom Boom for you NachoMaurice, in my next story, you will be the designated beer runner.
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Originally Posted by JonPop No Boom Boom for you NachoMaurice, in my next story, you will be the designated beer runner. | Hey man fucking want8 is the one that said you could only last 3 minutes. Go back and read the shit. I just said even 10 could last that long. Dont kill the fucking messenger. | |
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Originally Posted by happy stud Hey man fucking want8 is the one that said you could only last 3 minutes. Go back and read the shit. I just said even 10 could last that long. Dont kill the fucking messenger. | O.K. Stud, don't get your tufu in a wad. Bring me a beer and all is forgiven.
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Originally Posted by JonPop O.K. Stud, don't get your tufu in a wad. Bring me a beer and all is forgiven. | A Bud right? | |
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Originally Posted by happy stud A Bud right? | Well of course. I wouldn't want you to strain yourself trying to lift a MGD.
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