07-13-2008, 03:30 AM
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Originally Posted by JonPop  Hey stud, the woman goes in front, ya'll hear,? IN FRONT.  | Should we get him a dog to practice with?  | 
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07-13-2008, 05:21 AM
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| Well, aren't YOU a teacher?
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07-13-2008, 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by JonPop Well, aren't YOU a teacher? | Yes, but some people just can't be taught! | |
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07-13-2008, 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted by southern belle Yes, but some people just can't be taught! | Ignorant fuckers. I personally am visual so showing me is better than telling me.
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07-13-2008, 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted by southern tz Wouldn't you like to find out!! |
Just like you'd like to try my cucumber cock on for size....;)
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07-13-2008, 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by happy stud Ignorant fuckers. I personally am visual so showing me is better than telling me. |
Or we could just draw you a diagram???? 
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07-13-2008, 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted by southern belle Yes, but some people just can't be taught! | Very true but we are talking about studly here............. 
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07-13-2008, 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by 10 Very true but we are talking about studly here............. | Um...Your point being? 
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07-13-2008, 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by JonPop Um...Your point being? |
No point.........it just sounded good........ 
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07-13-2008, 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by 10 Just like you'd like to try my cucumber cock on for size....;) | Yes, but how long would it remain cucumber-sized once you put it in? | |
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07-13-2008, 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by southern tz Yes, but how long would it remain cucumber-sized once you put it in? |
One real good way for you to find out..............
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07-13-2008, 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by 10 One real good way for you to find out.............. | ....... Is for guys to wear a sign. You know, like new cars have a sign stating they get 20 mpg, etc. Guys need to wear one stating they can last 20 minutes, 45 minutes, etc. Of course, none of y'all would lie about that, would you? | |
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07-13-2008, 11:46 PM
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Originally Posted by southern tz ....... Is for guys to wear a sign. You know, like new cars have a sign stating they get 20 mpg, etc. Guys need to wear one stating they can last 20 minutes, 45 minutes, etc. Of course, none of y'all would lie about that, would you? | If I happen to disappoint the first time, give me about 10-15 minutes to gather my thoughts. While we are waiting, I can give you a tongue lashing you will remember in your golden years............... 
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07-13-2008, 11:53 PM
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Originally Posted by southern tz ....... Is for guys to wear a sign. You know, like new cars have a sign stating they get 20 mpg, etc. Guys need to wear one stating they can last 20 minutes, 45 minutes, etc. Of course, none of y'all would lie about that, would you? | I pretty much go with what Stroker said.....................if I didn't go a full 30-45 minutes or even an hour like you'd LOVE, I'd be more than happy after, before or whenever to eat, lick and suck that pussy of yours sending you into orgasmic bliss baby.........
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07-14-2008, 03:26 AM
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| Well, IF y'all can fuck as well as y'all can talk, I would imagine you would indeed satisfy your women! | |
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07-14-2008, 03:28 AM
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Originally Posted by southern tz Well, IF y'all can fuck as well as y'all can talk, I would imagine you would indeed satisfy your women! | I'm a smooth talker and an even smoother fucker.................
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07-14-2008, 03:31 AM
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Originally Posted by 10 I'm a smooth talker and an even smoother fucker................. | Then we should be getting explicit detailed information on you fucking Becky's brains out real soon, right? | |
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07-14-2008, 03:35 AM
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Originally Posted by southern tz Then we should be getting explicit detailed information on you fucking Becky's brains out real soon, right? | That's my goal. Do you know she's still emailing me as we speak? I think this chick's a keeper! She's absolutely gorgeous too! My bet is by our third date, she'll be wanting it..............
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07-14-2008, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by 10 That's my goal. Do you know she's still emailing me as we speak? I think this chick's a keeper! She's absolutely gorgeous too! My bet is by our third date, she'll be wanting it.............. | The third date? If ya'll lived down here guys like me and Marty would be knocking on her door after you dropped her off and fucking her for you.
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07-14-2008, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by happy stud The third date? If ya'll lived down here guys like me and Marty would be knocking on her door after you dropped her off and fucking her for you. |
Oh fuck that dude. Hey, if she's ready to fuck on date 1 I'm so there...................
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07-14-2008, 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by 10 Oh fuck that dude. Hey, if she's ready to fuck on date 1 I'm so there................... | Let`s not forget our manners. A nice girl NEVER offers pussy on the first date. Nothing wrong with BJ or hand job though...... 
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07-14-2008, 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by StrokerAce69 I earned my "red wings" a long time ago. | Got my "Red Wings", "Brown Wings" and yes even the "White Wings". I am a well rounded sexual aviator!
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07-14-2008, 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Hostile 17 Got my "Red Wings", "Brown Wings" and yes even the "White Wings". I am a well rounded sexual aviator! | How about Paratrooper wings, where you jump in with both feet?
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07-14-2008, 03:45 PM
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| Hadn't heard of that certification but I believe it's time to get the rubber gloves and slip one on each foot and lube up my baby girl and see how much of a "Trooper" she is willing to be.
I think after a tongue lashing then a half hour or so of banging and stuffing half my hand in her, I could loosen her up enough to get at least one foot out the door!!! LOL
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07-15-2008, 01:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Hostile 17 Got my "Red Wings", "Brown Wings" and yes even the "White Wings". I am a well rounded sexual aviator! |
"Brown Wings" Hostile????? Dare I ask???
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07-15-2008, 01:51 AM
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Originally Posted by StrokerAce69 |
Oh no??? She may not but my bet is some SERIOUS playing around will occur. It's too early to tell but thus far, this chick has the others blown out of the water and into the next county!!!
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