07-16-2008, 12:48 AM
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| Y'all are both funny and gross! LOL! | 
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07-16-2008, 01:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Hostile 17  YIKES and HELL NO!!! 
I'm talking rim job, dude... you truly are a sik dogg!  | This topic reminds me of the South American Porn King that was busted for all the "play in the feces" films. If memory serves, the jury had to watch 6 hours of the "shit" so they would be able to decide if it was artistic. | |
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07-16-2008, 09:51 PM
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| [quote]I'm gonna assume this pertains to a "Shower"?!?!? Kinky indeed./QUOTE]
Yes, the "golden shower"..we were already done, I just gave her the "pearly white" on her breast. We were headed for the show. I mentioned I needed to pee, she turns, grabs my hand, drags me to the bathroom into the shower, falls to her kneels and says...give me a shower, just don't go near my mouth! Damn, it was exciting, I had a beer pee so it was a long one.
After we really did shower, we got dirty all over again!!
Damn, I'm getting horny just remembering this.
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07-17-2008, 12:27 AM
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| [quote=McB52;68598] Quote:
I'm gonna assume this pertains to a "Shower"?!?!? Kinky indeed./QUOTE]
Yes, the "golden shower"..we were already done, I just gave her the "pearly white" on her breast. We were headed for the show. I mentioned I needed to pee, she turns, grabs my hand, drags me to the bathroom into the shower, falls to her kneels and says...give me a shower, just don't go near my mouth! Damn, it was exciting, I had a beer pee so it was a long one.
After we really did shower, we got dirty all over again!!
Damn, I'm getting horny just remembering this.
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| And maybe y'all could spread some guacamole in between her legs and then you could get your green wings.  | |
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07-17-2008, 05:29 AM
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| Green wings?? No, I don't think so...I don't like guacamole! Besides tz, if its green I'd have to pass. I don't like mole!
How about Bronze wings...Ok, what are bronze wings? Take a bottle of honey, start by slowly pouring a few drops on her nipples. Verrrrrrrrrrrry,Verrrrrrrrrry slowly SUCK the honey off the nipples, until all the honey is gone. Then from the breast to the belly button pour a single line of honey. Again, slowly lick the honey until one reaches the belly button. Oh, pour a little extra into the button. When you reach it, spend some time enjoying her squirming for you to reach the valley.
Spend a little time at the belly button and try to sense were she is at. If she is getting into it, proceed to spread a single line of honey from the belly button to the valley of pleasure. Again, slowly lick the honey to the valley. Once you reach the valley, spend as much time as one likes to drive her up the wall.
Then BAM! Go for it! No, don't bang her now..Work your way to/around the clit. Apply a little honey when the clit gets erect/firm, spend time here. By this time if she is not begging you to rock her world, you went to fast!! How ever you cut it, if you reach this point, you have earned your Bronze Wings!!
Now ladies, you can earn your Bronze wings to!! Go for it!
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07-17-2008, 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted by McB52 Green wings?? No, I don't think so...I don't like guacamole! Besides tz, if its green I'd have to pass. I don't like mole!
How about Bronze wings...Ok, what are bronze wings? Take a bottle of honey, start by slowly pouring a few drops on her nipples. Verrrrrrrrrrrry,Verrrrrrrrrry slowly SUCK the honey off the nipples, until all the honey is gone. Then from the breast to the belly button pour a single line of honey. Again, slowly lick the honey until one reaches the belly button. Oh, pour a little extra into the button. When you reach it, spend some time enjoying her squirming for you to reach the valley.
Spend a little time at the belly button and try to sense were she is at. If she is getting into it, proceed to spread a single line of honey from the belly button to the valley of pleasure. Again, slowly lick the honey to the valley. Once you reach the valley, spend as much time as one likes to drive her up the wall.
Then BAM! Go for it! No, don't bang her now..Work your way to/around the clit. Apply a little honey when the clit gets erect/firm, spend time here. By this time if she is not begging you to rock her world, you went to fast!! How ever you cut it, if you reach this point, you have earned your Bronze Wings!!
Now ladies, you can earn your Bronze wings to!! Go for it!
McB | I visualise a very sticky situation. If I was going to use honey. It would be by a hot tub or other water sport situation. Someplace that you could get a quick rinse if needed. | |
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07-17-2008, 12:08 PM
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| Some of you fuckers take the fun out of fucking talking about all this wings shit.
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07-17-2008, 04:16 PM
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| I remember when I got my red wings. I was in high school and it was dark so I couldn't tell what was going on down there. I finished up on her, went to the bathroom, when I was heading out of the bathroom I looked in the mirror and thought, "Why do I look like a clown?" Then I looked at my hands as well and realized I just drank from the Red River. Never gonna forget that.
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Ruth Ann and Lynn they wear them cut off britches and those skinny little halters
And they're second cousins to me
Man I don't care I want to get between 'em
With a great big ol' hard on like a old bois d' arc fence post
You could hang a pipe rail gate from
Do some twisted sisters 'til the cows come home
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07-17-2008, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Betterman I visualise a very sticky situation. If I was going to use honey. It would be by a hot tub or other water sport situation. Someplace that you could get a quick rinse if needed. | Sticky is one thing. We put plastic down one time and covered each other on baby oil.. we slipped everywhere. Although very fun... it was very hard to get any real hard or rough sex with it!!!! We had made an adult version of a "slip and slide" | |
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07-17-2008, 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by SizeQueen Sticky is one thing. We put plastic down one time and covered each other on baby oil.. | that just sounds weird and a bit comical.
you should have videotaped it. him trying to get to you and repeatedly slipping around before he could get to you lol.
just a funny mental image to me.
I think you guys may have just invented the sexual obstacle course.
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Ruth Ann and Lynn they wear them cut off britches and those skinny little halters
And they're second cousins to me
Man I don't care I want to get between 'em
With a great big ol' hard on like a old bois d' arc fence post
You could hang a pipe rail gate from
Do some twisted sisters 'til the cows come home
And we'd be havin' us a time - James McMurtry "Choctaw Bingo" | |
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07-17-2008, 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted by LetItGrow that just sounds weird and a bit comical.
you should have videotaped it. him trying to get to you and repeatedly slipping around before he could get to you lol.
just a funny mental image to me.
I think you guys may have just invented the sexual obstacle course. | It was comical.. we kept laughing.....it was even funnier when we were done and tried to slide our way to the door!!!! | |
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07-18-2008, 02:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Hostile 17 Brown Wings have everything to do with a certain "Dirt Road"... and White Wings... well, you hafta be real daring to go down on your chick after you cum in her... not that you are trying to suck all your juice outta her but you cant have a weak stomache if you happen to run into a little trickle!
Trust me though, after pounding away at her for hours, when you finally go back down on her (white wings or not) she will appreciate the soothing power of your tongue. Its like desert for your woman! |
Fuck......................I know more about you and SQ than I ever thought I would..................and I've got a very strong stomach. I could see eating her out after blowing my load in her but a rim job? I'm not too sure I could go there.
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07-18-2008, 02:31 AM
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| OK, so can I get a "purple" wings scenario??? How 'bout "black" wings??? What about lime green wings??? hahaha
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07-18-2008, 03:40 AM
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Originally Posted by 10 Fuck......................I know more about you and SQ than I ever thought I would..................and I've got a very strong stomach. I could see eating her out after blowing my load in her but a rim job? I'm not too sure I could go there. | Don`t be scared brah! 
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07-18-2008, 05:07 AM
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| I still love u studly.... Quote:
Originally Posted by happy stud Ignorant fuckers. I personally am visual so showing me is better than telling me. | | |
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07-18-2008, 05:20 AM
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Originally Posted by StrokerAce69 Don`t be scared brah! |
Gee, someone's been talkin' to W.M.P. I see..............LOL!!!
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07-19-2008, 02:21 AM
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| Q: Why are men better then women in reading maps?
A: Because only a man can look at 2 inches and imagine it to be a mile. | |
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07-19-2008, 06:33 AM
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Originally Posted by southern tz Q: Why are men better then women in reading maps?
A: Because only a man can look at 2 inches and imagine it to be a mile. |
So, what are you saying here Nik??? Men are good fantasizers??? LOL
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07-19-2008, 07:09 AM
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Originally Posted by southern tz Q: Why are men better then women in reading maps?
A: Because only a man can look at 2 inches and imagine it to be a mile. | I was going to reply to this with a joke about women that have titties for brains, but on second thought I was afraid I might offend the big titty women on here 
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07-19-2008, 08:18 AM
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Originally Posted by southern tz Q: Why are men better then women in reading maps?
A: Because only a man can look at 2 inches and imagine it to be a mile. | so funny..... | |
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07-19-2008, 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by southern tz Q: Why are men better then women in reading maps? | Men outperform women on tests such as mentally rotating objects and matching angles, while women outperform men in verbal dexterity tests, and remembering the locations of objects.
So while men may be better at map reading, women are better at finding the car keys.
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07-19-2008, 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Marty5379 I was going to reply to this with a joke about women that have titties for brains, but on second thought I was afraid I might offend the big titty women on here | I think some of our big tittie women need their titties squeezed and pulled sometimes to keep them in line. What do the rest of ya'll think?
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07-19-2008, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by happy stud I think some of our big tittie women need their titties squeezed and pulled sometimes to keep them in line. What do the rest of ya'll think? | Absolutely! Then they need a nice coat of jizz rubbed into them to keep them fresh and supple. 
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07-19-2008, 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Marty5379 I was going to reply to this with a joke about women that have titties for brains, but on second thought I was afraid I might offend the big titty women on here |
No Offence..... | |
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07-19-2008, 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted by SonicCelt No Offence..... | Hey Nikki do you have this shirt?
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