05-20-2006, 11:49 PM
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| I'm gonna celebrate post 4000 with a new condo!
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05-21-2006, 12:32 AM
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#72 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by happy stud JonPop your next post will be 2,900. If we could ever get you serious you might be able to catch up to 10 in a few months. | Only if 10 gets Carpal Tunnel syndrome from so much jerkin off, that he can't post for a year, then maybe....... There, 2,900. 
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05-21-2006, 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by JonPop Only if 10 gets Carpal Tunnel syndrome from so much jerkin off, that he can't post for a year, then maybe....... There, 2,900.  |
Oh.........hey now, that was just rude JP!! 
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05-21-2006, 12:53 AM
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| I know. Hee!
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05-21-2006, 01:12 AM
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Originally Posted by JonPop Only if 10 gets Carpal Tunnel syndrome from so much jerkin off, that he can't post for a year, then maybe....... There, 2,900.  | Well then he will just have to learn to jerk hisself off with his toes. |
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05-21-2006, 01:16 AM
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Originally Posted by happy stud Well then he will just have to learn to jerk hisself off with his toes. | Been there......done that......
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05-23-2006, 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by happy stud Well then he will just have to learn to jerk hisself off with his toes. Quote: |
Originally Posted by 10 Been there......done that...... | Hmmm. Does this mean we can call you a "Toe Fucker"?
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05-29-2006, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by 10 Hey, I hit post 3700!! Just 300 to go and I'll hit 4000!
God I need a life..........  | Well 10. 3,964 as of this moment. Didn't take long to eat up that last, almost 300. 36 more to go and you will have gone where no man has gone before. When you hit that magic '4,000' posts, we will all get an erection in your honor. But of course Jennifer will have to make it erected nipples and clit.  I remember your first post. What was that a week and a half ago? You're right, you need to get a life. 
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05-29-2006, 03:29 PM
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#79 (permalink)
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| Ironically enough, when I said I was going to buy a new condo when I hit post 4000, I was seriously joking.......didn't think I'd actually do it!!
I think when 4000 hits Jen needs to give 'ol 10 some sugar. And yes, I DO need to get a life.
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05-29-2006, 04:23 PM
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| Well Im almost to a 1000. What the hell am I gonna get? |
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05-29-2006, 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by happy stud Well Im almost to a 1000. What the hell am I gonna get? | Hell man, for you, we'll get it half way up and Jennifer get's ONE nipple hard.
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05-29-2006, 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by happy stud Well Im almost to a 1000. What the hell am I gonna get? |
How's about a big, wet, juicy kiss from one of us handsome mods????? 
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05-29-2006, 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by 10 How's about a big, wet, juicy kiss from one of us handsome mods?????  | You volunteering 10? Remember, his breath smells like Budweiser. 
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05-29-2006, 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by JonPop You volunteering 10? Remember, his breath smells like Budweiser.  |
Ah hell no, not me. I was thinkin' perhaps you??? Actually, better yet, let's have Marty do it...... 
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05-29-2006, 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted by 10 Ah hell no, not me. I was thinkin' perhaps you??? Actually, better yet, let's have Marty do it......  | I don't know if Stud will go for that, those Alabama fuckers like to french kiss each other.
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05-29-2006, 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted by 10 How's about a big, wet, juicy kiss from one of us handsome mods?????  | Hey 10 your getting me mixed up with another southern moderator. Thats the kind of shit want8 goes for. |
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05-30-2006, 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by happy stud Well Im almost to a 1000. What the hell am I gonna get? | Well, I thought once someone had 1,000 posts they were to receive either the Penimaster or jelqing device. You should ask JonPop about this, stud. God only knows how you really need both of them!  |
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06-01-2006, 07:20 PM
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| Wow! 10, over 4,000 and counting. Congrats...Hey man, I think you are setting the bar a little high, don't you? Gives a whole new meaning to the saying, "Poster Boy". 
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06-01-2006, 07:28 PM
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| Awwww heck, I just went over 3,000 and didn't even realize it. I guess 2nd. place ain't so bad. Hee.
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06-01-2006, 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by happy stud Well Im almost to a 1000. What the hell am I gonna get? | How about a book on punctuation?
Hello everyone. I have been gone for so long because I have been working on a very big project but I can slowly start to see the light at the end of the tunnel. Hopefully I will be able to post more often in a few weeks. Stud said some of you were asking about me. I appreciate that very much. Although I have not been on in a long time, I still get updates from Maurice and feel like I am still “in the loop”. Granted, they are probably very biased updates but what would you expect, right?
JonPop, may I ask what high octane drugs were you on to make stud a moderator? I can’t get him to shut up about it. He even tells the girls at the bars after he’s had a few beers that he’s a moderator. They look at him like he’s even crazier than they originally thought. But I can’t knock his success. He picks women up all the time.
From reading some of his posts I can see some things never change. Good luck keeping him in line here. |
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06-01-2006, 08:12 PM
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| Hey Swamp dragon, good to hear from your coonass.
I told Studly to go check all the jails and brothels cause we haven't heard from you. That light at the end of the tunnel, make damn sure it ain't a train coming. Yeh, I'm thinking of getting Stud a really nice badge that say's "Important Moderator" right there in big letters. But if that turns out to be a big, chick magnet, he has to share.  Good to see ya here. Come back when y'all can stay awhile.
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06-01-2006, 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by JonPop Hey Swamp dragon, good to hear from your coonass.
I told Studly to go check all the jails and brothels cause we haven't heard from you. That light at the end of the tunnel, make damn sure it ain't a train coming. Yeh, I'm thinking of getting Stud a really nice badge that say's "Important Moderator" right there in big letters. But if that turns out to be a big, chick magnet, he has to share.  Good to see ya here. Come back when y'all can stay awhile. | Thanks for the badge JonPop and underneath Important Moderator will you put Ask Me What I Moderate? |
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06-01-2006, 11:58 PM
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Originally Posted by happy stud Thanks for the badge JonPop and underneath Important Moderator will you put Ask Me What I Moderate? | Nah, stud. I ain't gonna help you get any more pussy then you already get.
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06-02-2006, 01:08 AM
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Originally Posted by JonPop Nah, stud. I ain't gonna help you get any more pussy then you already get. | Just remember anything over 50 and you get first crack. |
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06-02-2006, 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by happy stud Just remember anything over 50 and you get first crack. | So you'll fuck anything up to and including 50 year olds? AND, you're telling me, a guy with a 25 year old dick that I have to settle for 51 and over? Gimmie back that badge,
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06-02-2006, 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted by JonPop So you'll fuck anything up to and including 50 year olds? AND, you're telling me, a guy with a 25 year old dick that I have to settle for 51 and over? Gimmie back that badge, | Are you telling me you didnt fuck for about 30 years so thats how come you have a 25 year old dick? Ok I guess you can have a young one every now and then. |
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06-03-2006, 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by happy stud Are you telling me you didnt fuck for about 30 years so thats how come you have a 25 year old dick? Ok I guess you can have a young one every now and then. | No. I was using your dick for the first 30 years, didn't want to wear mine out.
How's it feeling by the way? You know a dick only has a 32 year life span, so you better get as much pussy as you can for the next 2 years. 
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