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Originally Posted by Betterman So with alot of foreplay you can get her all goose pimply, and her pussy would be all frothy, with her clit all hard, her eyes all dilated with a drunken with desire look, and when you place your hand soflty on her pussy, it's almost like it would eat oats out of your hand like a horse would. Then she grabs you by the cock with both hands and says "I want you inside me" . Aaaahhh, so that's the way it's suppose to be. :) |
That is a disturbing analogy, but funny.
I think the late great Bill Hicks described a nice one, he said the perfect one was like "a paper cut surrounded by a wisp of blonde cotton candy".