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| Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' about want8!! Nice shot man.........nice shot!
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| Jen, I love it when you send me pictures of yourself. I hope you don't mind me sharing them.
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03-08-2007, 03:53 PM
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| Jen and her girlfriend watching me do my Jelq routine.
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03-08-2007, 03:54 PM
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| Damn I am going to take up rock climbing!
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03-08-2007, 03:55 PM
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| Woo Hoo! Back that ass up girl!
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03-08-2007, 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by want8 Jen and her girlfriend watching me do my Jelq routine. | You're a Rock. I would have put exercises off and went inside with the ladies.
Is Jen on the right or left? I just keep thinking she's a brunette.  . Maybe that's just wishful thinking.  | |
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03-08-2007, 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Betterman Is Jen on the right or left? I just keep thinking she's a brunette. . Maybe that's just wishful thinking. | Yes, Jennifer IS a brunette. AND every bit as fine as that lady on the left, if not better. Take it from one who has actually seen Jennifers pictures. 
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03-08-2007, 04:53 PM
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|  I guess holistic meditation must be working. | |
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03-08-2007, 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Betterman I guess holistic meditation must be working. | Uhhh, don't you mean holistic "Medication?"
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03-08-2007, 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by JonPop Uhhh, don't you mean holistic "Medication?" | That would also fit. Although, I don't run for the medicine cabinet at first onset of a ill feeling or headache. By the way. There is a pressure point in the web area of your thumb and forefinger. Use your other thumb to locate it. There will be a dull ache when you find it. Massage this point for a few minutes to take away headaches.
After finding out in post #255 of how fine she is. It sure takes the flair out of the "Out of Body Experience." 
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03-08-2007, 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Betterman You're a Rock. I would have put exercises off and went inside with the ladies.
Is Jen on the right or left? I just keep thinking she's a brunette. . Maybe that's just wishful thinking. | Yes she is the one on the left and she is brunette.
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03-08-2007, 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Betterman By the way. There is a pressure point in the web area of your thumb and forefinger. Use your other thumb to locate it. There will be a dull ache when you find it. Massage this point for a few minutes to take away headaches. | This accupressure point on the hand, is called the "Frog" I have used this trick for years.
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03-08-2007, 06:15 PM
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| I thought that was when you hit your forearm with your knuckle to raise a bump? | |
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03-08-2007, 06:43 PM
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| Well yeah, that too. But the name for the skin between the thumb and forefinger, IS the Frog.
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03-08-2007, 09:10 PM
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| I knew what you meant Betterman. Just a little play on words.
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03-08-2007, 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by JonPop Well yeah, that too. But the name for the skin between the thumb and forefinger, IS the Frog. |
I think definition #4 is a Hoot! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=frog | |
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03-08-2007, 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Betterman | Yeah, that was good. So in keeping...When you masturbate, the frog on your hand would be a skank?
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03-08-2007, 10:04 PM
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| HA HA HA! You should do Stand-Up Comedy! | |
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03-09-2007, 12:44 AM
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03-09-2007, 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by want8 I found a picture of Jennifer sunbathing. | Yes, that looks exactly like my - heel!! 
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03-09-2007, 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by jennifer Yes, that looks exactly like my - heel!! | You have a beautiful heel, among other things.
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03-09-2007, 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Überschwanz | Did nobody take notice of the fact that I'm trying to coin a name for jerks like this?
P.S. The coffee part was made up.
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03-09-2007, 07:01 PM
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| You got a vote from me. That sums it all up very well. | |
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03-09-2007, 07:28 PM
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| If I have to be someplace, I just leave a little bit early so even if a Green Light Goblin, holds me up, I don't stress about it.
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03-09-2007, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by JonPop If I have to be someplace, I just leave a little bit early so even if a Green Light Goblin, holds me up, I don't stress about it. | No, it's not about being late. It's about people who are inconsiderate of other drivers.
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| No, it's about the fact that it stresses you out when someone is inconsiderate or ignorant. If it makes you mad enough to throw your coffee at them then you need to learn a little more tolerance.
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03-10-2007, 01:41 AM
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Originally Posted by JonPop No, it's about the fact that it stresses you out when someone is inconsiderate or ignorant. If it makes you mad enough to throw your coffee at them then you need to learn a little more tolerance. |
I agree and I'll tell you something else......fish oil has actually helped me relax a bit more than I used to so idiot driver's don't effect as much as they used to..........which is a good thing considering where I live.......
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03-10-2007, 03:19 PM
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| I'd have to sya the most aggravating thing when driving is when people are scared to drive in the rain and snow. Yes, I understancd that you need to slow down for the road conditions, but not so much that you endanger everyone else by causing them to get rear-ended. If the speed limit is 55 go at least 45 not 30. | |
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| I got to tell you guys,
If you want to see bad drivers go to Canada. I went to the World's Fair in Vancouver way back when. Their idea is whoever is first to the light, turn etc, using whatever means at their disposal has the right away. Maybe it was because of all the foreigners that were there.
I felt like I was in some kind of sprint race. 30 cars trying to get in the same lane at the same intersection at the same time.
Once I got into the flow of it, it was actually quite fun because that's how the game was played. Good thing I had a rental car with all the insurance!
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Originally Posted by marjam I'd have to sya the most aggravating thing when driving is when people are scared to drive in the rain and snow. Yes, I understancd that you need to slow down for the road conditions, but not so much that you endanger everyone else by causing them to get rear-ended. If the speed limit is 55 go at least 45 not 30. |
What alot of people don't realize. Is that in winter storms it's usually not the snow layer on the top that creates the accident. It's the "Black Ice" under that snow layer that will really make the "Ass Pucker." | |
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03-10-2007, 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Betterman What alot of people don't realize. Is that in winter storms it's usually not the snow layer on the top that creates the accident. It's the "Black Ice" under that snow layer that will really make the "Ass Pucker." |
Nothing worse than black ice, it has killed many people. Many times you don't know it's there 'till it's too late, then hang on to your ass 'cause you are in for a ride you'll not soon forget, if you are lucky!! | |
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03-10-2007, 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Überschwanz | I too am trying to coin a phrase. It's under review as I right this. The phrase is "Ass Pucker."
I have my fingers crossed hoping it get's approval. Please place a vote when listed. Thanks!
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03-10-2007, 05:54 PM
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| Think you should call it the "Pucker Factor" Probably more likely to get accepted. That's what we called center punching a "Pucker Bush" when racing Baja on motorcycles and hitting one of those small plants and usually taking a hard fall.
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03-10-2007, 09:27 PM
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| How about this other one I submitted:
"vaginal kiss"
The act, or sound of the penis and vagina making contact during intercourse. Usually made by the man just entering the vagina with the glans of the penis, then backing out.
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I love it when my boyfriend is fucking me. Then slows to give me a few "vaginal kisses."
Damn girl. When I pulled out. You gave me the loudest "vaginal kiss" I've ever heard.
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