Old 03-11-2007, 12:11 AM   #281 (permalink)
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How about this other one I submitted:

"vaginal kiss"
The act, or sound of the penis and vagina making contact during intercourse. Usually made by the man just entering the vagina with the glans of the penis, then backing out.

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I love it when my boyfriend is fucking me. Then slows to give me a few "vaginal kisses."

Damn girl. When I pulled out. You gave me the loudest "vaginal kiss" I've ever heard.

Source: Funny Lookin' Skinny Man, In a Brunettes Shavin' Snatch
Betcha $50 they reject that one.
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Old 03-11-2007, 12:47 AM   #282 (permalink)
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Butt Cleavage;
Butt Cleavage is a condition that accures when a person or persons who's pants fail to stay up or when they bend over the crack of their ass shows.

Note: It is only sexy when and only when it's a woman's butt crack that's exposed.

I'm about 95% sure I am the first to use this term. Correct me if I wrong.
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Old 03-11-2007, 01:08 AM   #283 (permalink)
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Destinesia.

The act of walking into a room to do/get something and forgetting why you are there.
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Old 03-11-2007, 01:10 AM   #284 (permalink)
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Destinesia.

The act of walking into a room to do/get something and forgetting why you are there.
That's a good one! I like it.

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Old 03-11-2007, 01:11 AM   #285 (permalink)
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Destinesia.

The act of walking into a room to do/get something and forgetting why you are there.
Thats how I feel when I read some of the shit thats posted here sometimes.
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Old 03-11-2007, 01:12 AM   #286 (permalink)
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Does that include when your looking all over hell for something and it turns out to be in your hand? I hate it when I do that, especialy when I get cought
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Old 03-11-2007, 01:14 AM   #287 (permalink)
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Does that include when your looking all over hell for something and it turns out to be in your hand? I hate it when I do that, especialy when I get cought
Hey Loki are you talking about your dick in your hand?
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Old 03-11-2007, 01:19 AM   #288 (permalink)
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Does that include when your looking all over hell for something and it turns out to be in your hand? I hate it when I do that, especialy when I get cought
Nope...That's called "Oldtimers" disease.
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Old 03-11-2007, 01:25 AM   #289 (permalink)
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Nope...That's called "Oldtimers" disease.

That and preferring a comfortable car to a sports car or now finding horror movies gross and disgusting when you USED to get off on them.........
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Old 03-11-2007, 01:29 AM   #290 (permalink)
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Butt Cleavage;
Butt Cleavage is a condition that accures when a person or persons who's pants fail to stay up or when they bend over the crack of their ass shows.

Note: It is only sexy when and only when it's a woman's butt crack that's exposed.

I'm about 95% sure I am the first to use this term. Correct me if I wrong.
Sorry man. Butt cleavage is a term that gets thrown around a lot, at least in my age group.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=butt+cleavage
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Well, I just learned new terminology today......."butt cleavage".................I like it..........
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Well, I just learned new terminology today......."butt cleavage".................I like it..........
You're showing your age man. Butt cleaveage has been around for at a minimum 3 years.
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You're showing your age man. Butt cleaveage has been around for at a minimum 3 years.

So..........your saying that I'm old "G" man???
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Old 03-11-2007, 03:57 AM   #294 (permalink)
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You're showing your age man. Butt cleaveage has been around for at a minimum 3 years.

Shit,
I thought that was mine............................damn.
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Shrapnail.

When you cut your toe nails and they fly around and bounce off the wall or hit you in the forehead.
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Damn, Ok but damn! I thought this was a woman’s gallery,

Mullet, Most think it's a fish.

A person that is so worthless that they have carry around plants to replace the oxygen they use.

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Note: It is only sexy when and only when it's a woman's butt crack that's exposed.

I ran across these while browsing. I'm a little confused though, which one do you find sexy? The right or the left attachment?
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Betcha $50 they reject that one.
I can't bet money. I'll lose for sure. How about a bottle of Goldschläger? I could UPS it.
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I can't bet money. I'll lose for sure. How about a bottle of Goldschläger? I could UPS it.
I've got a bottle I haven't opened.
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Mullet and Destinesia. I hope you fella's don't mind if I incorporate your creations into my vocabulary?

These are excellent!!!
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Are we creating a new lingo here or what? What's with the new word creations??
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Old 03-11-2007, 04:02 PM   #302 (permalink)
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I ran across these while browsing. I'm a little confused though, which one do you find sexy? The right or the left attachment?
OMG,
I must pick my words better shouldn't I? I'll take lefty, the other one, choke, cough, puke

In short betterman, you got me good
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Hey Loki are you talking about your dick in your hand?
Once in a while there Studly
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I ran across these while browsing. I'm a little confused though, which one do you find sexy? The right or the left attachment?
Depends on if you are from Mississippi or Louisiana.
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Depends on if you are from Mississippi or Louisiana.
If I recall correctly. The 'Stocky' women were left for someone on this site. Hmmm....Who would that be?
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Damn what some nice shots! The one on the left looks like Vanessa Williams! The one on the right has got to be Jennifer.
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Now THIS looks more like Jennifer.
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No, this is Jennifer. And I am the guy holding the camera.
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No, this is Jennifer. And I am the guy holding the camera.


Yeah, and I'm the guy who's dick is in her back end.........................
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There you go seeing things again.
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There you go seeing things again.

You're right, seeing me and my big dick giving it to Jen doggy style.........
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