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| Shit, my ex used to kegel when we had sex..........in fact, I'd BEG her to kegel while I was pounding away...........that was soooooo damn awesome!!! Made me blow mass quantities of man ranch all over..............
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08-09-2008, 04:17 AM
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Originally Posted by 10  Shit, my ex used to kegel when we had sex..........in fact, I'd BEG her to kegel while I was pounding away...........that was soooooo damn awesome!!! Made me blow mass quantities of man ranch all over.............. | So it got on the walls and ceiling too?
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08-09-2008, 04:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Überschwanz So it got on the walls and ceiling too? | Dude! Of course.............  Man ranch as far as the eye could see......... 
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08-10-2008, 12:19 AM
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Originally Posted by JonPop Damn buddy....DUMP this bitch. | Can I second this, all you get if you put up with abuse is more abuse. | |
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08-11-2008, 06:23 PM
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| "Clitwoody" + "Man Ranch" = Good time
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08-29-2008, 03:37 AM
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| I was talking to one of my friends today and it made me think of this thread. Now that we have a few other female members, y'all are in for some trouble now! My friend was pissed because this guy she has been dating for a while was semi-flaccid the other night. And the jerk accused her of having a loose pussy. Well, she got pissed and said if he had an erection like a real man then he wouldn't say that she had a loose pussy. Anyway, as you probably could imagine, there wasn't any more sex for either of them that night! So, maybe sometimes when the GUY isn't really in the mood the above scenario happens, but his male ego gets in the way and he blames the woman! Assholes. | |
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08-29-2008, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by southern tz I was talking to one of my friends today and it made me think of this thread. Now that we have a few other female members, y'all are in for some trouble now! My friend was pissed because this guy she has been dating for a while was semi-flaccid the other night. And the jerk accused her of having a loose pussy. Well, she got pissed and said if he had an erection like a real man then he wouldn't say that she had a loose pussy. Anyway, as you probably could imagine, there wasn't any more sex for either of them that night! So, maybe sometimes when the GUY isn't really in the mood the above scenario happens, but his male ego gets in the way and he blames the woman! Assholes. | St do you like men? | |
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08-29-2008, 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by southern tz I was talking to one of my friends today and it made me think of this thread. Now that we have a few other female members, y'all are in for some trouble now! My friend was pissed because this guy she has been dating for a while was semi-flaccid the other night. And the jerk accused her of having a loose pussy. Well, she got pissed and said if he had an erection like a real man then he wouldn't say that she had a loose pussy. Anyway, as you probably could imagine, there wasn't any more sex for either of them that night! So, maybe sometimes when the GUY isn't really in the mood the above scenario happens, but his male ego gets in the way and he blames the woman! Assholes. | Your friend's bf should be here learning about PE and how to get his unit i better working order... The VERY FEW TIMES that i wasn't completely in the mood and my dick had troubles staying fully erect all by itself (either because i recently shot a load or because i wasn't completely attracted to her), i just kegeled real hard and squeezed. That was enough to get me hard enough to fuck and once the fucking started, i got in the mood real quick. | |
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08-29-2008, 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by sikdogg Your friend's bf should be here learning about PE and how to get his unit i better working order... The VERY FEW TIMES that i wasn't completely in the mood and my dick had troubles staying fully erect all by itself (either because i recently shot a load or because i wasn't completely attracted to her), i just kegeled real hard and squeezed. That was enough to get me hard enough to fuck and once the fucking started, i got in the mood real quick. | OR, maybe I should send her over to you!  | |
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08-29-2008, 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by sikdogg Your friend's bf should be here learning about PE and how to get his unit i better working order... The VERY FEW TIMES that i wasn't completely in the mood and my dick had troubles staying fully erect all by itself (either because i recently shot a load or because i wasn't completely attracted to her), i just kegeled real hard and squeezed. That was enough to get me hard enough to fuck and once the fucking started, i got in the mood real quick. | WOW you guys actually have problems if your not completely attracted to the person? I thought you could fuck anything! I'm glad to be a women, I would hate having a horny gauge between my legs!
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08-29-2008, 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by baybabe WOW you guys actually have problems if your not completely attracted to the person? I thought you could fuck anything! I'm glad to be a women, I would hate having a horny gauge between my legs! | Haha, you're right. I guess that's why there are signs all around water beds that say "Men, do not sleep on your stomach!" | |
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08-29-2008, 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by southern tz OR, maybe I should send her over to you! | Yes, please... | |
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08-29-2008, 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted by baybabe WOW you guys actually have problems if your not completely attracted to the person? I thought you could fuck anything! I'm glad to be a women, I would hate having a horny gauge between my legs! | We can pretty much have sex with any woman as long as we're not repulsed by her... but if she's not that hot, once is usually enough for me. | |
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08-30-2008, 01:29 AM
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Originally Posted by sikdogg We can pretty much have sex with any woman as long as we're not repulsed by her... but if she's not that hot, once is usually enough for me. | And what do you consider to be "hot", Mr. California Stud? How do all of our Betterman Beauties stack up (no pun intended)? | |
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08-30-2008, 01:34 AM
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Originally Posted by southern tz And what do you consider to be "hot", Mr. California Stud? How do all of our Betterman Beauties stack up (no pun intended)? | I bet he likes sleek women. | |
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08-30-2008, 01:34 AM
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Originally Posted by southern belle I bet he likes sleek women. | No, I bet he likes big boobed women. | |
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08-30-2008, 01:35 AM
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Originally Posted by southern tz No, I bet he likes big boobed women. | What makes you think that? | |
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08-30-2008, 01:37 AM
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Originally Posted by southern belle What makes you think that? | All guys are the same. They love big tits. It's a good place for them to hide when they cum too fast. LOL | |
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Originally Posted by southern tz All guys are the same. They love big tits. It's a good place for them to hide when they cum too fast. LOL | What about all the Kegals some of them do? Isn't that supposed to make them last longer? | |
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Originally Posted by southern belle What about all the Kegals some of them do? Isn't that supposed to make them last longer? | Yea, right. They last 5 minutes instead of 4 minutes. Where is sikdogg, Stroker, 10 and Studly to verify that? | |
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08-30-2008, 01:42 AM
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Originally Posted by southern tz Yea, right. They last 5 minutes instead of 4 minutes. Where is sikdogg, Stroker, 10 and Studly to verify that? | Those boys ran and hid in some ladies big tits when they felt the estrogen levels rising at Betterman.
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Originally Posted by southern tz Yea, right. They last 5 minutes instead of 4 minutes. Where is sikdogg, Stroker, 10 and Studly to verify that? | I think I read 10's computer is down. Sikdogg is mad at me. He never answers my e-mails anymore. Stroker has been around. Studly is still down by the Gulf. I guess no one has told him a hurricane is coming. | |
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Originally Posted by baybabe Those boys ran and hid in some ladies big tits when they felt the estrogen levels rising at Betterman. | Think we have enough voting power to get the name changed to Betterwoman? | |
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Originally Posted by southern tz Think we have enough voting power to get the name changed to Betterwoman? | Oh, yes. I can easily see JonPop leading the way on that one. (giggles) | |
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Originally Posted by southern tz Think we have enough voting power to get the name changed to Betterwoman? | No but they may wanna change it to find a BetterWomen2fuck?
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Originally Posted by southern belle I think I read 10's computer is down. Sikdogg is mad at me. He never answers my e-mails anymore. Stroker has been around. Studly is still down by the Gulf. I guess no one has told him a hurricane is coming. | Speaking of Stroker, where is he? 3 women waiting here for him and he is nowhere to be found. | |
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