Old 09-26-2006, 08:47 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Dumb commercials these days

Is it me or are there a sudden surge in stupid commercials ...do these marketing guys really think we're all THAT dumb?! this would
include a use of kindergarden level vocabulary :) :D :P lol
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Old 09-26-2006, 04:30 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Is it me or are there a sudden surge in stupid commercials ...do these marketing guys really think we're all THAT dumb?! this would
include a use of kindergarden level vocabulary :) :D :P lol
Yeah it's you. Oh and your banned buddy.
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I can still see whisps of smoke coming from sheriff Ubers' gun.
And I didn't even see his hand move......he's FAST
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No, it's not kal. It's just some asshole trying to promote his site.
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Old 09-26-2006, 09:56 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I see you removed his link.
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I see you removed his link.
Actually I didn't do a thing. His link just sucks.
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Damn........I must say.....even by Ube's standards that was a fast ban......see, I'm off the forum for a day and whamo!
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Damn........I must say.....even by Ube's standards that was a fast ban......see, I'm off the forum for a day and whamo!
See buddy, that's what you get for not attending the meeting. Hee.
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Damn, guess I missed the meeting too!
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See buddy, that's what you get for not attending the meeting. Hee.

Nice new signature JP.............
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The dumbass commercial I cant stand is the one thats supposed to be like an over the counter Viagra. It has this goofy ass grinning fucker always smiling and waving. And the damn anouncer is making cute comments that can be taken 2 ways about the guys dick staying harder and longer.
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The dumbass commercial I cant stand is the one thats supposed to be like an over the counter Viagra. It has this goofy ass grinning fucker always smiling and waving. And the damn anouncer is making cute comments that can be taken 2 ways about the guys dick staying harder and longer.
Yeah, I agree. I think his Momma told him once, "Don't make that face, it'll freeze that way." Did he listen...NO!. Stupid Enzyte commercial.
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The dumbass commercial I cant stand is the one thats supposed to be like an over the counter Viagra. It has this goofy ass grinning fucker always smiling and waving. And the damn anouncer is making cute comments that can be taken 2 ways about the guys dick staying harder and longer.

Shit! I know what commercial this is and I love it.......it makes me laugh everytime I watch it. I then think to myself: "well, the dumb boob obviously doesn't do PE!"

Memory scapes me as to what this stuff is called!!!! AARRRGGGHHH!
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Yeah, I agree. I think his Momma told him once, "Don't make that face, it'll freeze that way." Did he listen...NO!. Stupid Enzyte commercial.
Hey JonPop if that asshole ever joined here he better not let us know that he did that damn commercial. I might be tempted to ban his silly ass.
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Shit stud, I thought that was you doing that dumb ass commercial.
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Shit stud, I thought that was you doing that dumb ass commercial.
Who the hell are you kidding want8? That fucker has Mississippi stamped on his damn forehead.
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Shit! I know what commercial this is and I love it.......it makes me laugh everytime I watch it. I then think to myself: "well, the dumb boob obviously doesn't do PE!"

Memory scapes me as to what this stuff is called!!!! AARRRGGGHHH!
I think those commercials are funny as hell. I see they are offering free pills if you call their toll free number, might be worth it just to see if they will help in the pe.
Really, Bob has a reason to smile, look at all the money he makes off lookin' goofy.
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Yeah, I agree. I think his Momma told him once, "Don't make that face, it'll freeze that way." Did he listen...NO!. Stupid Enzyte commercial.

THANK YOU JP! I no longer have to drive myself insane trying to remember the name of the crap that "Bob" is trying to sell! "Enzyte.........the pure way to natural, male enhancement"
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That's why they make really stupid, fucked up commercials, so they stick in your head and people talk about them because they are so stupid.
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That's why they make really stupid, fucked up commercials, so they stick in your head and people talk about them because they are so stupid.
I'll tell you one that sticks in your head but it aint a stupid commercial. Its that Liberty Mutual one where theres a person that does something nice for someone and someone else sees that good deed then they go and do a good deed. theres about 10 people that follow the sequence and its got some catchy music also. Id also like to fuck the good looking woman with real short black hair at the beginning and end of the comercial.
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That's why they make really stupid, fucked up commercials, so they stick in your head and people talk about them because they are so stupid.

Oh, you mean like that one for:

"Head on....apply directly to the forehead......head on....apply directly to the forehead....."


I absolutely despise that damn commercial.......although that chick isn't too bad looking.
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The commercials that crack me up. Are the ones about the Cavemen. I laugh my ass off everytime.
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The commercials that crack me up. Are the ones about the Cavemen. I laugh my ass off everytime.
Betterman, this was a stupid thread by some guy to get you to visit his retarded website. It had nothing to do with commercials.
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I'm sorry, but the Cavemen commercials for car insurance are a Gassssss!
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