11-25-2006, 12:49 AM
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| 5,000 Posts and a 10 roast
Congratulations to 10.
5,000 Posts.
You have gone into uncharted territory, buddy.
WHOOT! WHOOT!
You get your choice of prizes from the top row.
Thank you for being a valued member of BetterMan and
a good friend.
Now for a little 10 roasting:
I remember when 10 first joined this site, little skinny guy with his
dick in his hand, pleading for anyone to help him grow.
Now look at him, 6' 1" tall, buff and muscular, with a monster cock and all of this...... thanks to ME. (Snicker)
NOW, if I could just figure a way to e-mail him some pussy....
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11-25-2006, 01:43 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Canada
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| WOW!!!!!! 5000 POSTS
Congratulations, I think that is unreal for any forum on the world wide web.
I remember the little snot nose kid too JP, freshly divorced and the whole world ( and his computer) ahead of him. He was still thinking PE was gym class in school. He had a hunger to learn and learn he did, things about women, which end of his dick was up and how not to take a penis pump on an airplane to Hawaii 
Now he's a Super Moderated, nitrous burnin', fuel injected PE ANIMAL!!!!
All respects to my favorite and numero uno PE brother 10, formerly known as "Iwannabea10incher" or something? I just like to call him motor-mouth | |
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11-25-2006, 01:54 AM
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| I suck at roasts because when I hurl insults I mean them.
Geez 10, get a date.
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11-25-2006, 03:02 AM
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| You guys have made my night.......I can't stop laughing! And JP, I'm 6'2''!! ;)
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11-25-2006, 04:05 AM
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Originally Posted by JonPop ...Now for a little 10 roasting: .... | I love to roast ... Before Betterman, 10 made the front cover of Playgirl magazine. The problem is the staples covered everything. Before Betterman, 10 went to a hooker, dropped his pants, and she dropped her price. Before Betterman, when 10 would put on his underwear he could hear the fruit of the loom guys laughing at him. Before Betterman, 10 once heard a peeping tom in a restroom booing him. Before Betterman, girls would call 10 and say, “Come over. Nobody is home.” He would go over and no one would be at home. Before Betterman, hookers would tell 10 they had a headache. Before Betterman, 10 was screwing a girl and she started crying. He asked, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.” Before Betterman, 10 was going over to his girlfriend’s house and saw a man jogging naked. He stopped and said to the man, “Hey buddy, why are you doing that?” He said, “Because you came home early.” Right now 10 is at a stage in his life where food has taken the place of sex. In fact, he just put a mirror over the kitchen table. The last date 10 had met him at the door wearing a sexy negligee. The problem is that she was coming home.
The last girl 10 dated told him that she wanted sex in the back of a car and she wanted him to drive.
10’s last girlfriend was afraid of the dark. Then she saw him naked and now she is afraid of the light.
At a bar 10 made a toast to his date as the best lover a man ever had. The waiter joined him.
During sex 10’s girlfriend always wants to talk to him. Just the other night she called him from a motel.
The only sex 10 gets these days is from pick-pocketers.
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11-25-2006, 11:13 AM
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| simply brilliant Marty!!!
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START 01/AUG/04
FL 3.75"
FG 4.0"
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BPEL 6.2"
EG 4.5"
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11-25-2006, 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by 10 You guys have made my night.......I can't stop laughing! And JP, I'm 6'2''!! ;) | 6'2" huh? So no wonder your dick looks so disproportionately small.
And Uber is right, you got to get a date, but trying to pick up women at Starbucks at 6:00 am, is not such a good choice. 
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11-25-2006, 04:36 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: UK
Posts: 75
| congrats
hey all
congrats 10, nice going mate 5000 post,,
the only roast i know is a spit roast i'll keep trying jessica alba, then you & me can spit roast her..lol..
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11-26-2006, 04:53 PM
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| Congratulations 10, you really spur us on man. | |
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11-26-2006, 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted by kdub simply brilliant Marty!!! | I wish I could take credit, but they are all modified Rodney Dangerfield jokes. I thought they would serve to raost 10.
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11-27-2006, 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Marty5379 I wish I could take credit, but they are all modified Rodney Dangerfield jokes. I thought they would serve to raost 10. |
Damn Marty, I was thinking you had really outdone yourself with coming up with all of those off the top of your head and now you disappoint me...........what's the world coming to?
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11-27-2006, 12:15 AM
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| Yea 10 congratulations man. 5000 is alot whether its posts or pussy or pulling your dick doing these exercises. Keep it up and maybe youll have 10000 by Easter.
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11-27-2006, 12:16 AM
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Originally Posted by happy stud Yea 10 congratulations man. 5000 is alot whether its posts or pussy or pulling your dick doing these exercises. Keep it up and maybe youll have 10000 by Easter. |
10,000 posts by Easter is going to be a stretch........even for a "lifeless" guy like myself LOL.
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11-28-2006, 06:05 AM
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| Congrats 10.
If only you could have 5,000 posts of stories with women...get a fuckin woman and share your big dick.
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Stats As of 11/2008
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11-28-2006, 11:16 AM
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| Congratulations 10!
I wonder if you've done 5000 hours of PE too.:)
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7th November 2006 : BPEL 6" NBPEL 5 1/4" EG 4 3/4"
9th December 2006 : BPEL 6 1/4" NBPEL 5 1/2"
EG 4 7/8"
7th January 2007 : BPEL 6 1/2" NBPEL 5 5/8" EG 5"
7th February 2007 : BPEL 6 5/8" NBPEL 5 3/4" EG 5"
GOAL : BPEL 8" NBPEL 7 1/2" EG 6"
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11-28-2006, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Brock Landers Congrats 10.
If only you could have 5,000 posts of stories with women...get a fuckin woman and share your big dick. |
Hell, I'd settle for 1/2 a post of a story with a woman.........
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11-28-2006, 02:18 PM
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| Damn dude! First congradulations on the 5000. But I am with Uber, get a fucking date!
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11-28-2006, 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by want8 Damn dude! First congradulations on the 5000. But I am with Uber, get a fucking date! |
It's one of my new years' resolutions want8.........
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11-28-2006, 02:42 PM
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| And I must add, Marty, that was some funny shit my man! And all of it probably true. LOL
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11-28-2006, 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by want8 And I must add, Marty, that was some funny shit my man! And all of it probably true. LOL |
And you tell me that I'm rude.........
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11-28-2006, 04:55 PM
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| Oh 10. You always had a date and now you sit and masterbate. There you sit on the toilet, dick in hand, broken hearted. Came to shit.....but only farted.
I could say something else that could be true, but I'll just pray that a woman gives it up to you.
Congrats on OVER 5,000 posts my friend!
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11-28-2006, 04:59 PM
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| 10 found the perfect girl, he couldn't ask for more. She's deaf and dumb, loves to fuck and owns a liquor store. Hee.
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11-28-2006, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by JonPop 10 found the perfect girl, he couldn't ask for more. She's deaf and dumb, loves to fuck and owns a liquor store. Hee. | And she's probably missing all her teeth too, right? Perfect.
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11-28-2006, 07:41 PM
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| How do you have time for PE when you spend so much time here? Hard to fathom... | |
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11-28-2006, 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by rocky6535 How do you have time for PE when you spend so much time here? Hard to fathom... |
Easy............when you don't work and don't have a life you have all the time in the world......
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11-29-2006, 01:30 AM
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| Too funny 10! Damn, I'm not even close to 500, but oh well... | |
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11-29-2006, 02:36 AM
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Originally Posted by slickwillie Too funny 10! Damn, I'm not even close to 500, but oh well... |
I'm not sure sometimes if I should be embarassed by my accomplishment or a proud papa......LOL
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