Jelqs on a plane?

slickwillie · 12-02-2006, 12:53 PM

I wanted to get everyone's take on bringing the Jelq device on a plane. I'll be traveling quite a bit for the next 2 months on business and quite often it is just a 1-2 day trip, so I only need a carry on bag. I'm wondering what to say when the TSA stops to look at my bag through the X-ray machine, then asks me to step to the side, holds the thing up and says "what the hell is this"?

Any good suggestions as to what I should say?

I'll be pissed as hell if they tell me I can't take it on the plane and put it in one of those glass jars in the beginning of the line, to show folks what you can't bring on a plane...

10 · 12-02-2006, 02:35 PM

This is a tough one slick. My last job required me to travel ALOT and I flew ALOT. I used to put the device and my lube in my suitcase and just hope that A. the airline didn't lose my suitcare or B. someone didn't decide to help themselves to it.

Can't you pack a small suitcase and just tuck it in there? I'd rather do that than deal with the above situation you described. That would be embarassing as hell.

If you really do take with on board, you can always tell them it's a device for widening your nose or something.............(ok, gimme a break, I've had no coffee yet.....LOL)

JonPop · 12-02-2006, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by slickwillie

I wanted to get everyone's take on bringing the Jelq device on a plane. I'll be traveling quite a bit for the next 2 months on business and quite often it is just a 1-2 day trip, so I only need a carry on bag. I'm wondering what to say when the TSA stops to look at my bag through the X-ray machine, then asks me to step to the side, holds the thing up and says "what the hell is this"?

Any good suggestions as to what I should say?

I'll be pissed as hell if they tell me I can't take it on the plane and put it in one of those glass jars in the beginning of the line, to show folks what you can't bring on a plane...

Naw, leave it at home, slick. With today's security, they are libel to take a knife and split the rollers to see what's in them. Besides, you always have your hands to Jelq with.

88man · 12-05-2006, 12:44 PM

Not a good situation to be in! Uh..uh....uhhh it's a finger massager!!

slickwillie · 12-06-2006, 12:21 AM

Well, I had second thoughts but it was too late to take it out of my bag by then, so I'm in the hotel room right now using it! We packed it next to my wifes vibrator, so that may have had something to do with it? :)
Now I just need to make sure I can pull this off on the return flight...

10 · 12-06-2006, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by slickwillie

Well, I had second thoughts but it was too late to take it out of my bag by then, so I'm in the hotel room right now using it! We packed it next to my wifes vibrator, so that may have had something to do with it? :)
Now I just need to make sure I can pull this off on the return flight...

You da man slick......