Ribald Bible stories. - Page 8

JonPop · 12-08-2007, 09:40 PM

Sir Stud, shuffled across the dock, a pitiful sight in his rags and filthy hands and face. One eye had been closed with musulage and puckered to look like scaring. A small hump had been added to his back and he walked with a stoop. He saw that Sir Sonic, dressed as a stevedore was eyeing him and acknowledged with a small movement of his hand.
He approached the men guarding the ship and went into his act.

The soldiers were lounging around, playing MaJong and not very alert.

"Oh please Sir's, can you give a poor hungry man a few shillings?
One of the men picked up a board and threw it at him, laughed and said, "Get your filthy ass off of the dock you scum." Sir Stud, turned and shuffled away but he had seen much in that brief time.

Out of sight, Sir Stud, moved quickly to his horse and in full gallop, rode to where the boarding party was waiting.
He reported directly to Sir JonPop and drawing in the dirt, placed all of the men on the dock. His count was 47 men guarding the ship.
They would wait for Sir Sonic to tally those actually on board.
About 30 minutes later, Sir Sonic came riding into the staging area, dismounted and said to Sir JonPop and the assembled Knights, "There are, in my best count, 18 men aboard ship. I was not allowed below decks so there might be a few more." He added, remind me not to become a stevedore, my back is killing me" and laughed.

JonPop · 12-09-2007, 01:12 AM

Sir JonPop gathered the captain's of the archers and foot soldiers, along with the BetterMan Knights, in a circle around him, Drawing in the dirt he said, "With the ship docked in the middle of the pier, we will be able to come at the guards from three directions, drawing the dock and the ship with a stick.
Sir Stud and Sir Sonic have both counted 8 men at the far end of the dock and 10 men at the near end. We still have 7 men posing as dock workers, that have hidden their weapons.
Captain of the Archers and Robin Hood, your men will take care of these guards. Captain of the soldiers, your men will swing wide around and enter the dock at the far end. The BetterMan knights, on horseback, will strike the middle where most of the soldiers are assembled. The soldiers dressed as dock workers will wait until the soldiers and archers enter from both ends. BetterMan Knights, since you will be wearing only chain mail, as soon as you have scattered the soldiers, you will dismount and with the 7 soldiers, storm the gangplank and seize the ship. As this ship is rented and not part of King Richards fleet, I do not expect much fight from those on board. Robin Hood, your men will stop, by any means, those soldiers that are trying to escape."

Sir Sonic, said, "Sir JonPop, the soldiers are armed with spears and crossbow's, this will present a problem for myself and brother Knights, wearing only chain mail." Sir Jon Pop said, "Why was this information not given to me at first?"
Sir Sonic, said "I thought Sir Stud had told you," looking at Sir Stud accusingly. Sir Stud, said, "Hell, Sonic, I was trying to get out of all this crap they had me in, I thought you told him." Sir Stud was still digging at his eye trying to get it unstuck. The wig and beard had come off easily because it had been stuck on with spirit gum, but the musulage was giving him trouble. He said, "Sir JonPop, If I lose just one more eyelash, I'm going to be pissed,"
Sir JonPop said, "Go wash your face, that'll remove the glue." He turned to the assembled and said, "Looks like we will have a change in plans."

JonPop · 12-09-2007, 03:02 AM

Nobody liking this story? Not enough sex for you overloads?
An adventure doesn't always have to be about sex ya know.
I'm tired of writing this one anyway. Think I will just stop here.

Betterman · 12-09-2007, 03:09 AM

If you would like. Try to at least finish the battle and rescue. Whichever, you decide.

happy stud · 12-09-2007, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonPop

Nobody liking this story? Not enough sex for you overloads?
An adventure doesn't always have to be about sex ya know.
I'm tired of writing this one anyway. Think I will just stop here.

I was waiting to see Sonic fuck up.

JonPop · 12-10-2007, 07:53 PM

Ok guys. I won't leave ya'll hangin. Here's the next part.

The Captain had moved 20 of his men around behind the buildings on the wharf, to attack those guarding the ship from the far end of the pier. They quickly overpowered and killed two men that had been patrolling, before they could sound an alarm.

The knights had retrieved their armor from the wagons and were mounted and waiting between buildings, out of sight of the wharf.
Robin Hood had sent several men to the roof tops and the remainder were waiting to ambush the guards at the near end of the pier.

Several flaming arrows were sent aloft, landing in bales on the dock, quickly setting fires. This was the signal.
Sir JonPop, Sir Uberschwanz and Sir Bret, led the charge from between the buildings toward the ship. The startled soldiers scattered as the Knights on horseback, descended in their midst. As quickly as one would grab up his weapon, he was felled by an arrow from the snipers on the roof tops or was killed with a broadsword.
The soldiers, advancing from the far end had overpowered the 8 men there and were killing any that ran their way. Robin Hood and his men made quick work of any coming their way. The men disguised as dock workers had grabbed their hidden weapons and charged up the gangplank. They met little resistance. In just a matter of a few minutes, the plan to capture the ship had succeeded. Sir JonPop had painfully dismounted and was trying to dislodge a cross bolt from his arm that had penetrated his shield and the wooden lining that had been installed in all of the Knights shields. It had gone into his left arm holding the shield and his arm was pinned. The remaining knights had boarded the ship and quickly put down any of those aboard still willing to fight. Try as he might, Sir JonPop, couldn't release his grip on the shield strap, so as to free his arm. Sir Loki saw him sitting on a bale and knew something was wrong. He quickly descended the gang plank and walked over to him. Sir JonPop, turned his shield so Sir Loki could see what the problem was. Sir Loki removed his dagger from it's scabbard and quickly cut the holding strap, he cut the cross bolt where it penetrated the shield and Sir JonPop pulled his arm free. A physician was called and he expertly removed the bolt from Sir JonPop's arm, washed, closed and stitched the arm.
Sir JonPop was lucky that it had missed the major artery, though he had lost some blood. The BetterMan soldiers were removing and dressing in the uniforms of the dead soldiers of King Richard and dumping the bodies over the wharf in preparation for the next phase of the the rescue.

JonPop · 12-10-2007, 08:31 PM

Surprise was the key to victory. All of the soldiers guarding the ship and seven aboard ship had been killed. The remainder of the men on ship had been taken below and locked up. The loss for the BetterMan forces was 13 dead, 2 wounded. The crossbows were an unforgiving weapon.

The dock had been cleaned with buckets of water to remove the blood and the burned bales had been hidden. To the eye, everything looked as before.

Robin and his men were on the rooftops overlooking the wharf. The Knights had removed their armor and were on board the ship along with the archers and remainder of the soldiers.
The cannon of the ship were wheeled around to face the dock, loaded with grape shot and ready to fire. Sir JonPop was dressed in the Captains long coat to hide the bandage on his arm. Princess Susan, who had been forbidden to take part in the seizing of the ship, was now aboard with several quivers of arrows.
A rider had reported to Robin Hood, that the delaying tactic had been a success but with great loss to his men. They had delayed and killed many soldiers. He reported that the convoy was fast approaching and the remainder of Robin's men were still following behind and beside, killing those that were slow to catch up.
The BetterMan soldiers were all armed with the captured crossbows and the longbows of Robin Hood's men and the archers were equipped with steel tipped arrows that would penetrate armor. The stage was set.

Betterman · 12-11-2007, 01:23 AM

Kick there asses B-K's.

JonPop · 12-11-2007, 09:39 PM

A runner hurriedly ran up the gang plank and said, "Sir JonPop, the convoy is within 30 minutes of the ship. I was sent ahead to bring you this message." "Sir JonPop said, "Thank you my good man, please join Robin and his archers on the rooftops and prepare yourself for the signal."

Sir JonPop again, reviewed the plan with his men and that the cannoneers were to be very careful to not hit the carriage with the Queen.
He looked over everyone, crouched down behind the gunwales and thinking that there was no more he could do to prepare. He scanned the roof tops and there was not one head showing. Robin Hood was ready. Sir JonPop, rubbed his sore arm and said a prayer that the battle would go well.

The caravan arrived and with soldiers on horseback leading the way, begin to enter the pier. The Captain of the BetterMan soldiers, had his men form into ranks as he would have been expected to do.
As the carriage containing the Queen, rolled to a stop, by the gangplank, the soldiers scattered and took cover behind bales and begin to fire their crossbows into the mounted soldiers. The roof tops came alive with Robin's archers raining arrows down on the soldiers on foot. The soldiers with nowhere to hide, started running to the far end of the pier in large groups, this was what the cannoneers were waiting for and lit their fuses. The roar of the cannons was deafening and grape shot was cutting men down in bunches. The soldiers that tried to run the other way were felled by the archers aboard the ship or by Robin's men that had been following the convoy.

Several men had tried to board the ship, only to be met by the BetterMan Knights and their fate was swift.

The battle was over, almost before it had started. There were dead and wounded soldiers littering the dock in piles. The soldiers of BetterMan, were poking in the masses, killing those that couldn't be saved and tending to those that could.

All the while, the chariot with the Queen had sat, untouched.
Sir JonPop and the Knights descended the gangplank, and walked to the chariot, opening the door, Sir JonPop, saw that the Duke that had been riding with the Queen, had his dagger to her throat. He said in a desperate voice, "I Will kill the Queen if you don't let me go,unharmed." Sir Jon Pop looked at the Queen, who looked very frightened and said, "My Queen, are you injured?" She replied, "No, but I believe the Duke." Sir JonPop said, "Release the Queen, and you will have safe passage back to London."
The Duke lowered his knife and gave a sigh, just then, Princess Susan, stepped into the doorway and placed an arrow through the heart of the hapless Duke. Sir JonPop said, "I guess you had to do that, Princess and shook his head."

happy stud · 12-11-2007, 09:47 PM

Was Princess susan wearing thong panties or regular ones when she placed the arrow through the fucker?

JonPop · 12-12-2007, 12:26 AM

Aw, stud. I knew that somehow you'd work something sexual into the story.

JonPop · 12-12-2007, 02:37 AM

EPILOGUE

King Arthur was getting around pretty well with the use of a walking stick and Queen Gunievere had recovered from the cold she had caught in the Tower of London. There had been a big celebration at the castle of King Arthur with musicians, court jesters, acrobats and many dancing girls. The party had been for the BetterMan Knights, Robin Hood, his men and the soldiers and their families. The festive event had filled the great hall and spilled over into the courtyard. There had been much food with pit cooked beef and pork, lamb and chickens. The wine and mead flowed like water and many of the party goers had lain around in a drunken stupor. During the celebration, King Arthur had called for Robin Hood to come before him and had granted him Knighthood, with his sword to each shoulder, dubbing him Sir Robin Hood of Naughtingham.

At the conclusion of the event, King Arthur call a meeting of the Round Table.
King Arthur waited until everyone was seated and said, "Sir Robin Hood, I cannot begin to thank you enough for your service to this kingdom in the rescue of my beloved Queen Guinievere. I will now pay you the agreed on sum of 125,000 pounds sterling and 125,000 gold coins. This should go far in helping to further your cause of caring for the poor people of Naughtingham. You are also awarded a seat at the Round Table.
To my trusted friend and general of the Knights, Sir JonPop, I present the BetterMan Cross for gallantry and for your brilliant plan that resulted in such a small loss of men.
To All of you Knights that fought bravely in the rescue, I present the Legion of Merit, Medal and 5,000 gold coins.

King Arthur continued;
"As I have recently heard; It was while besieging the castle at Chalus France, that King Richard was shot by an arrow in the shoulder. Gangrene set in and he died at the age of 41. God rest his soul, but I believe in my heart that the world is rid of an evil man."

The End.

(Writers Note: The name Jennifer, comes from the name, Guinievere.)

JonPop · 12-13-2007, 01:34 AM

O.K. Studly. You wanted stories with sex? I started a new thread titled, "Ribald Spoof Stories" just for you.

JonPop · 12-28-2007, 04:45 PM

NIKKI'S BROTHAL.

FORWARD:

In the small hamlet of Holster, in the Kingdom of Betterman, there was a renowned brothel run by a voluptuous brunette named Nikki, that was said to have the most beautiful girls in all of the kingdom.
Nikki was a shrewd business woman. For years she had turned most of her profits back into her business and created a large, secure compound with the most ornate and lavish facility dedicated to the pleasuring of men. Her rooms were clean and comfortable, with down filled beds and hot baths for each patron. Nikki insisted that each man, before partaking of one of her beautiful girls, would be subject to a visual inspection of the genatiles and a bath.

As her girls were all very beautiful and highly versed in the ways to pleasure a man, they were very high priced. Nikki catered to the wealthy and the elite at her establishment. The BetterMan Knights were some of her best customers.
The patrons would usually wait in the large bar where the drinks were served by topless serving maids that were not available for a man's pleasure. Unless such an amount was offered, the girl was agreeable and this was cleared with Nikki.

JonPop · 12-28-2007, 04:49 PM

Chapter one:

Sir Stud was reclined in a chair at one of the many tables in the bar portion of Nikki's Brothel. He was waiting for Betsy, the big Norwegian blond to come to work. Betsy was Sir Stud's favorite as she always insisted on giving her men a blow job so that they could last long enough to satisfy her overwhelming sexual cravings. She could bring a man to the point of climax many times before she would let him climax and then make him climax many times before she was through with him. When a man left Betsy's bed, he was totally spent.

Sir Stud had already paid Nikki for Betsy, for the night and was just finishing his large goblet of wine when he saw her enter the door.
He stood, ready to greet her when a very large man stood up and grabbed Betsy by the arm and said in a loud voice, "You belong to Lars tonight my sweet blond whore."
Sir Stud walked over and swatted the mans arm breaking his grip on Betsy saying, "This is MY woman for tonight Lars, or whoever you are."
Lars jumped back and pulled a dagger from beneath his coat and made a lunge at Sir Stud.
Sir Sonic, who had been sitting at a table by the door with Sir Want8, caught him from behind and with his arm around his neck and the point of his own knife just under the ear of the big man said, "I would listen to A BetterMan Knight, friend. Lady Nikki, hates it when her floor gets bloody." The big man straightened up, lowered his dagger and said, "A BetterMan knight, eh? I am sorry Sir Knight, I didn't realize that the lady was spoken for," turned and walked toward the door. Betsy gave him a swift kick in the ass to help him along.
Sir Stud, gave a small bow and a smile to Sir Sonic, took Betsy by the hand and led her up the stairs to their reserved room.

JonPop · 12-28-2007, 10:34 PM

Sir Stud, upon reaching their reserved room, reached past Betsy and opened the door for her. Betsy walked in, did a quick check to make sure everything was in order, the bed was clean and a hot bath awaited them.
Betsy, with a sigh, turned to Sir Stud and with a big hug and a very warm kiss, said, "I am so happy to see you my brave knight, it has been too many months since you last came to see me. Sir Stud said, "Yes Betsy, we have been having a few adventures that has kept me from our weekly meetings." Betsy said, I must have a bath before we begin, I was forced to do all the chores at the farm before I came to work today. We had to let our help go because of the new taxes that King Arthur has imposed to finance his spammer war, the jousting matches and just recently, the rescue of our Queen Guinevere.
Sir Stud said, "We discussed this at the last meeting of the round table and the King assured us that the raise in taxes, would only be temporary. He knows how hard his subjects work and doesn't want to unfairly burden anyone."
Betsy begin to undress Sir Stud, kissing and fondling as she went. When he was totally nude in front of her she said, "My, has your penis gotten even bigger?" Sir Stud laughed and said, "You must have been with those little dicked fuckers from ThundersPlace, lately."
Betsy laughed at this and said, "Yes, the BetterMan Knights are the most well endowed in all the kingdoms."
Even though Betsy was a big woman, she was very shapely and loved to show off her body. She begin to disrobe a piece at a time, slowly, with little dance moves, watching him and his reaction as each piece of flesh was revealed. When she had revealed her firm and upright breasts, Sir Stud could no longer contain himself and pulled her to him and fondled and caressed her breasts sucking on the gumdrop sized nipples. Betsy stepped back and said, "Please, I must bathe first, I smell like the cows I had to milk this morning."

happy stud · 12-29-2007, 01:08 PM

If Betsy has big titties a tittie fuck would be nice.

JonPop · 12-29-2007, 03:54 PM

Sir Stud loved bathing with Betsy, this was one his favorite parts of the ritual they had shared for many years. She would cuddle with him and when he would look into those brilliant blue eyes, his heart would melt.
She would raise his arms and rub her hard nipples under his arm and all over his chest, around and around his own hard nipples. Straddling his leg, she would slide her pussy from his thigh to his calf. She had mastered a way to push her pussy onto his thigh and displace the water to form a vacuum and would slide slowly up his hip to his abdomen across his stomach and back down, gently sucking his flesh with her pussy. She would continue this all the while kissing his mouth and caressing his neck with her lips. Finally Sir Stud said, "I can't take anymore of this, I need y'all to suck on my dick." Betsy had him sit on the edge of the tub while she took his rock hard penis into her mouth and begin a slow, bobbing of her head. She would not increase the rhythm even though Sir Stud would buck his hips and beg her to suck harder, faster. Betsy could keep a man at the edge for a long period of time before she would let him cum.
Betsy knew that the longer she could keep him in this state of excitement, that when she finally decided to let him cum, the sensation would be almost overwhelming. She also knew Sir Stud very well and knew that he would maintain an erection, using this method, even after he had ejaculated. This is when her pleasure would start.
Sir Stud stood straight up in the tub and let out a loud moan, shooting a load of hot cum into Betsy's mouth. His knees got weak and he almost fell down. Dang, this woman could suck cock. Betsy eagerly swallowed every drop and milked the shaft for the last Drop of Sir Studs cum.

JonPop · 12-29-2007, 06:53 PM

So ya'll want porn eh? Studly? I can do this, even though it's against the Ribald Bible theme of this thread. But just for y'all buddy.

JonPop · 12-29-2007, 06:54 PM

Sir Stud couldn't wait to get Betsy on that nice soft, down filled bed. His dick was aching, as Betsy knew exactly how to keep him at maximum erection.
Betsy got on top of him and slid his penis into her now throbbing pussy.
He let out a moan as she enveloped him, it almost felt too hot. Betsy didn't move, she just gripped and released over and over, her pussy was as tight as a hand, on his dick. When Sir Stud started to breathe too fast, she would stop and just kiss and stroke his face and chest. Betsy knew that she could hold him at this level for hours if she wanted. Sir Stud said, "Betsy, as ya'll know, I ain't been with a woman for many months, if ya'll don't let me cum, I'm going to go down to the bar and grab the first woman I see and fuck HER brains out." Betsy laughed at this, because this is what he always said.
She pulled off his dick and rolled over, sticking her ass in the air. He got behind her on his knees and slipped his aching dick in that dripping pussy.
Betsy tightened her pussy so tight, that he couldn't stroke.
She resumed just squeezing and releasing. Sir Stud, let out a yell and shot a massive load into Betsy' hot pussy. Even though he had ejaculated, Betsy wouldn't release him. She worked his cock with squeezing and pulling motions keeping him rock hard. She finally released his cock, rolled over and said, I am going to wash your cum out of me and then I want you to eat my pussy.
They both got into the tub and Sir Stud, washed Betsy's pussy thoroughly.

Betsy loved to have her Knight suck and lick her pussy, Sir Stud was the best she had found in all her years of giving pleasure.

Betterman · 12-29-2007, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonPop

Sir Stud said, "Betsy, as ya'll know, I ain't been with a woman for many months.

HS you must be slippin'... in a bad way.

JonPop · 12-30-2007, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Betterman

HS you must be slippin'... in a bad way.

After we captured the ship, Sir Stud was heard to say, "I'm so dam horny I could fuck the cabin boy." The cabin boy promptly jumped overboard. So no, Stud hadn't had any for awhile.

happy stud · 12-31-2007, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonPop

After we captured the ship, Sir Stud was heard to say, "I'm so dam horny I could fuck the cabin boy." The cabin boy promptly jumped overboard. So no, Stud hadn't had any for awhile.

Naw man no men. Id pull a mermaid out of the water and fuck her.

Betterman · 12-31-2007, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by happy stud

Naw man no men. Id pull a mermaid out of the water and fuck her.

Nothin's better than some Finnish Pussy.

JonPop · 01-02-2008, 09:48 PM

One week earlier, before he met up with Betsy, Sir Stud went to see the Magician, Merlin to ask him for some more of the Enlargement salve that He had formulated in his laboratory, as he hadn't done his penis exercises since the spammer war. This formula had helped all the Knights In the BetterMan Kingdom grow the large and massive penis' that they were renowned for.
He didn't go to Merlin's work shop very often, so he was looking around and spied a chart on the wall. He asked Merlin what this was as it was very beautifully done in vivid colors. Merlin answered, "This my dear Knight, is a chart of the astrological signs. For instance, if you were born in August, you would be a Leo." Sir Stud said, "My girl Betsy over at Nikki's was born in the last part of August so that would make her a Leo?" Merlin said, "No, that would mean she was born under the sign of Virgo. One of the traits of Virgo, is extreme cleanliness" Sir Stud said, "Yea, that's Betsy, she loves to bathe, especially with me," and laughed. He said, "In fact I'm going to see her next week, I'll keep that in mind. Thanks for the information Merlin and thanks for the Gel."

JonPop · 01-02-2008, 09:51 PM

After their bath, Betsy laid on the bed, spread her legs and said, "Come on my big, brave Knight, eat my pussy like it's 1598" and laughed.
Sir Stud laughed at this corny joke and laid between her legs. He lifted her left leg and with his tongue flattened, licked and kissed from the inside of her knee up her thigh until his nose was buried in her pussy. He stopped and said, "Did ya'll know that you are a Virgo? She said, "No, what's that?"
Sir Stud recounted his visit with Merlin and the astrological chart.
He said, "I think that's why ya'll always smell so clean and why I always enjoy eating your pussy." With that he turned his face back into her pussy and begin to lick and suck on her lips.

JonPop · 01-02-2008, 11:13 PM

They spent the rest of the day making love. Betsy got Sir Stud to ejaculate four more times while she had orgasm after orgasm.
Finally they made their way back down to the bar to have some drinks and food. Sir Stud noticed that the several BetterMan Knights that were in the bar earlier, weren't around. They had a couple rounds of drinks and as Sir Stud was very hungry, he had a large steak. He said to Betsy, "Darlin, I'm not going to spend the night with ya'll, I have some things I have to do back at the castle I'll just see ya'll next week.
He stood, gave Betsy a big kiss and a hug, tipped the serving girl and headed out the door.

He no sooner got outside, when he was hit with a club and knocked unconscious.
When he came to, not knowing how long he had been out, he could see, through a red haze, that he was in a bare room, tied to a chair.
He struggled with the rope holding him, but whoever had tied him up knew what he was doing.
He thought to himself, "Well, ain't this sweet."

JonPop · 01-02-2008, 11:28 PM

Chapter two

A man just leaving the establishment, saw several men, throw Sir Stud in the back of a wagon and thought to himself, "Sir Stud must have really tied one on today," and chuckled. Then he got to thinking, hadn't he just seen Sir Stud sitting with Betsy, eating? He decided to go back in and ask Betsy why Sir Stud would be that drunk. Betsy was still sitting at the table and the man walked up and said, "Excuse me Miss Betsy, but wasn't Sir Stud with you all day?" She said, "Why yes, he just left to go back to the castle." The man told Betsy what he had seen and she jumped up and ran to the door just in time to see the wagon disappear down the road. She knew that something was dreadfully wrong as Sir Stud's horse was still tied outside.
She told the man, "If you will ride to the castle and inform the BetterMan Knights of what you have seen, I will give you five gold coins." The man agreed and mounted and rode to the castle to bring the news.

JonPop · 01-04-2008, 05:55 PM

The BetterMan Knights, as they were notified, straggled into Nikki's Brothel as a meeting place. This took a few hours as the Knights had been scattered throughout the kingdom. They chose Nikki's because this was the last place Sir Stud had been seen.
Nikki had closed the bar and asked the patrons to go to another part of the brothel. When everyone had gathered, Sir Sonic stood and said, "As you have heard Brother Knights, Sir Stud has been abducted. According to the man I shall introduce as Timothy, he was the last to see Sir Stud. If you please Timothy, tell us what you saw in every detail."

Timothy stood, looked at the Knights sitting at various tables, and said,"I had stopped by Nikki's earlier in the day to have a few drinks and one of Nikki's famous steaks, I was sitting, eating, when Sir Stud and Miss Betsy descended the stairs and seated themselves at that table," pointing to a table behind Sir Uberschwanz. "I didn't pay much attention, as I was just finishing eating and decided to have another drink. I did notice though, that when Sir Stud got ready to leave, he stood and gave Miss Betsy a kiss and left through that door," pointing at the front door. "I finished my drink, paid my bill and followed very shortly after."
Timothy was enjoying the spotlight and the BetterMan Knights hanging on his every word. He puffed up a little and said, "When I got outside, I saw two men throw Sir Stud into the back of a wagon, with a third man at the reins. I thought at first that they were friends of Sir Stud and that he had gotten so drunk that he couldn't ride because he appeared to have passed out. Then I realized that he had been walking fine when he left, so I figured something was amiss and came back in and told Miss Betsy what I had observed. Miss Betsy gave me five gold coins to ride to the castle and inform the BetterMan Knights of what I had seen. This is all I know, " and sat down.
Sir Sonic said, "Even though Miss Betsy was so distraught that she had to leave to go home, she told me that she had run to the door at this news, just in time to see the wagon disappear down the road in a Southerly direction. I was the first to arrive here at Nikki's and Sir 10 and Sir Loki came a few minutes later.
We examined the site and found where Sir Stud had been dragged to the wagon and a few spots of blood. We walked the road for a ways, but this road is heavily traveled and it was difficult to tell which wagon made the tracks." Sir Sonic continued, "Sir Stud had an altercation earlier with a man called Lars, I intervened and the man left. Miss Betsy said, that she had never seen the man in here before and when his description was given to Nikki, she said she didn't know him either. So we must go on the assumption that the man called Lars is behind this abduction."
At this, Nikki stood and said, "As y'all know, I love Sir Stud as a brother and I am very upset at this development. I am offering a reward of 500 gold coins for any information leading to the whereabouts of Sir Stud.
I have asked my patrons to spread this news in the hamlet of Holster in the hopes that someone might know something."

JonPop · 01-04-2008, 11:51 PM

It was starting to get very dark and Sir Studs head was killing him.
He could taste blood in his mouth, so he knew that he had been hit pretty hard. His stomach was churning and it was all he could do to keep from throwing up the steak that he had at Nikki's.
He had given up on trying to free his hands and just sat and waited for whatever was to happen next. He hoped that the alarm would have been sounded by now and his brothers would be looking for him.
This gave him strength and a resolve to hold out no matter what happened.

The door opened and a light came into the room, followed by a very large man. Sir stud squinted through the pain in his head and tried to see the man's face. Suddenly he recognized him as Lars, the man he had a run in with, at Nikki's this morning.
Lars looked at the BetterMan Knight, tied and helpless and let out a loud laugh and said, "I'll teach you to make a fool of Lars" and kicked Sir Stud so hard in his side that he knocked him over sideways.
Sir Stud let out an involuntary grunt and thought that he might have broken a rib. Lars pulled Sir Stud upright and leaning in close said, "You my good Knight are going to make Lars a lot of money." Sir Stud did his best to spit in his face, but could only manage a bloody dribble onto his chin.

JonPop · 01-05-2008, 06:08 PM

The BetterMan Knights decided to just go ahead and spend the night at Nikki's and head out at first light to scour the hamlet of Holster.
If a house to house search didn't turn up anything they planned to fan out into the countryside.
Nikki was very happy to accommodate the Knights and made rooms available and company for the night if any of them wished, free of charge.
Sir JonPop decided to Ride back to the castle and confer with King Arthur to see if they could devise a plan. The Knights had sat in Nikki's bar for hours, talking and drinking and could not come up with a better strategy than a house to house search in the morning.

When Sir JonPop arrived at the castle and requested to speak with the King, he was told that King Arthur had taken a company of soldiers and gone to the hamlet of Holster, to Nikki's to meet with the BetterMan Knights.
Sir JonPop, remounted and at a full gallop, headed back to Nikki's, wondering why he hadn't passed them on the road.

happy stud · 01-05-2008, 07:00 PM

Naw man Nikki cant love me like a brother. She has to love me like a sugar Daddy.

JonPop · 01-05-2008, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by happy stud

Naw man Nikki cant love me like a brother. She has to love me like a sugar Daddy.

Nikki gave up the trade when she had enough gold to expand her brothel and hire the best girls. Although she will still please her favorites, the BetterMan Knights when she feel very horny.
And, how are you able to post? You are being held captive.

JonPop · 01-05-2008, 07:18 PM

When Sir JonPop arrived back at Niki's, he was surprised to see only a hand full of soldiers milling around and two posted on either side of the door. One of the soldiers took the reins of Sir JonPop's horse and tied him to the rail. Sir JonPop saw that Sir Stud's horse was still tied where he had been all morning and told the soldier, "Get this horse fed and watered, find him a stall for the night." The solder said, "Yes sir." and untied Sir Studs's horse and led him away.

When he entered, he saw the Knights had pulled their chairs in a semicircle around King Arthur and were in deep discussion.
King Arthur said, "Sir JonPop, I apologize that you made that ride for nothing, I had dispatched a rider here to Nikki's to inform all of the Knights that I was bringing soldiers. The Knights have informed me that the messenger never arrived."
He added, "I have sent a company of soldiers to the hamlet to block off the exits and secure the town. There had been a sighting of the wagon containing Sir Stud, entering the hamlet but the man that saw this, was leaving town and lost sight of the wagon. We must assume that Sir Stud is being held there."
Sir JonPop said, "That's why I didn't see you on the road, as I was riding to the castle, you took the fork to the hamlet of Holster." King Arthur said, "Yes, I wanted to secure the hamlet before coming to Nikki's to meet with the Knights." Sir JonPop added, "And no news of what happened to the messenger?" King Arthur said, "No, he has just disappeared."

happy stud · 01-05-2008, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by JonPop

Nikki gave up the trade when she had enough gold to expand her brothel and hire the best girls. Although she will still please her favorites, the BetterMan Knights when she feel very horny.
And, how are you able to post? You are being held captive.

New pussy always has a way of making you escape.