JonPop

Well shit, then we'll call off the search.

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Sir Stud, was glad that Lars had left after just a few minutes. His head hurt even worse now and his side was killing him.
He found that when Lars had kicked him and the chair over, that it had loosed the rope, slightly and he begin again trying to free his hands.
He wished, more than anything, for a drink of water.
He had no idea how long he had been in this bare room, but knew it was late into the night. Sometime in the early morning hours, he finally drifted off to sleep.
He was slapped awake by a man that he hadn't seen before. The man said, "Wake your ass up, we are going to be leaving." Sir Stud, saw through the small window, that it was just beginning to get light. He asked, "Where are we going?" The man again slapped Sir Stud, which made his head start throbbing again and said, "None of your damn business, you just better not try and resist." The man took out a knife and cut through the rope holding Sir Stud's hands and pulled him up by his arms. Sir Stud's hands were completely numb and his side hurt so bad that he knew, that trying to fight this man was useless. The man threw some ragged clothes at Sir Stud and said, "Put these on." Sir Stud took one smell of the clothes and his stomach finally gave up what food it still contained. He tried to turn and throw up on the man, but he stepped back and out of the way. When he was reduced to just dry heaves, the man stepped forward and slugged Sir Stud in his sore side. This brought up anything else that was left. Sir Stud collapsed on the floor and the man dragged him up again by his arms and said, "Get your ass dressed." No matter how hard he tried, Sir Stud couldn't get his clothes off as he just couldn't lift his arms over his head. The man, took his knife and cut the clothes from Sir Stud's body, cutting him in several places. He then pulled the stinking rags over his head and led him outside to a waiting wagon.

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JonPop

Got to get busy on the rest of this adventure. We still have a lot of fucking to do at Nikki's. Um...too bad Sir Stud will be so sore for awhile, guess some other BetterMan Knight will have to take care of Betsy. Any volunteers?

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bozoballz

Well Sir Bozo could come riding in on a tortoise armed with the dildo he finally got back from his dog and a battered copy of advanced cunnilingus techniques.

Seriously tho I haven't read your stories JP... I'm going to make an effort

JonPop

Yeah, Bozodildo, start at the first of the thread and read it all. I hope you enjoy the stories.

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Sir Stud was thrown in the back of the wagon, he was gagged and again his hands were tied and a gunny sack placed over his head. He was then covered with a pile of straw.
He had seen that there were two men sitting on the buckboard with Lars holding the reins.
Suddenly, the wagon took off with a jerk.... (um, no disrespect intended Sir Stud. Hee) and headed off down a bumpy road.
Sir Stud could feel that the wagon made many turns and not knowing where he was in the first place, even though he knew the Hamlet well, gave up trying to figure out where they were heading.

The wagon stopped and he heard men's voices and even though their speech was muffled by the straw, he made out questions about the load.
The wagon started moving again. Sir Stud thought, "I hope that was people looking for me." The wagon hadn't traveled far, about 30 minutes by his reckoning. When the wagon stopped, he was dragged out by his feet, straw and all and dumped hard on the ground. The men didn't remove the sack from his head but led him down a ramp into a damp smelling room.

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He was pushed, roughly down into a corner, his feet tied and the gunny sack removed from his head. Lars stood over him and said, "We are going to demand a very large ransom for you, Knight and if your King won't pay it, I will personally cut off your head and send it to him on a stake.
I would rather have had Sonic Celt, because we were followers of the Black Knight, but you will do, since you caused me to look like a fool at Nikki's." Sir stud said, "The King ain't gonna pay you shit for me, asshole and when my Brother Knights find me and they will, you are going to die a slow death in the courtyard of BetterMan." This earned Sir Stud another kick.
He said, "Could I have some water?" Lars laughed at this and told one of the men to go get some water. The man came carrying a bucket of water and set it down. Lars said, "Let me hear you beg for the water and I might let you have a drink."
Sir Stud said, "I ain't gonna beg you for shit, Lars. Ya'll will be doing the begging when ya'll are gonna be hanged."
Lars picked up the bucked and threw it into Sir Studs face. He managed to catch a little bit in his mouth. Lars turned to his man and said, "You keep watch outside."
Sir Stud had a chance, then to look around. He figured he was in a root cellar as the floors and walls were dirt. There were bags of potatoes and onions lining the floor and walls.

Lars turned and went up the ramp followed by his man who shut the doors covering the opening. It was pitch black.
Even though he was soaking wet now, he felt some better as the cold water had cleared his head. He used an old BetterMan Knight trick and slid his hands down behind his butt and pulled his legs through. He now had his hands in front of him. He managed to roll onto his side and pull himself up. He bounced over to a bag and grabbed a potato, he ate this with relish, thinking, "Damn, I don't remember a raw potato ever tasting this good."

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None of the BetterMan Knights, nor the King got much sleep. Most, hung around in the bar, talking, drinking strong tea to clear their heads or eating. When dawn was just starting to break they had the soldiers bring their horses to the front door, mounted and prepared to start down the road to the hamlet of Holster. A farmer pulled up in his wagon as they were about to leave and said, "King Arthur, I have discovered a body in the culvert next to the road about 2 kilometers from here. King Arthur said, "Sir Sikdogg, have this man show you what he has discovered, we'll wait for your return." Everyone dismounted and returned inside to wait.
About 30 minutes had passed when the wagon pulled up and Sir Sikdogg came through the door. He approached King Arthur and said, Your Highness, We have, who I think is the messenger you sent yesterday, in the back of the wagon." They went outside and the King looked and said, "Yes, this is the man I sent to tell all of you that I was bringing soldiers and was to meet up with you here at Nikki's, did you examine the body for cause of death, Sir Sikdogg?" He said, "Yes, it appears he was bludgeoned to death, Sir." King Arthur instructed the farmer to take the body to the castle and have Doctor Brock notify his family and prepare the body for burial.
They again mounted and started down the road.

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A soldier raised his hand and stopped them as they were entering on the main road and said, "Your Majesty and Sir Knights, we were doing a house to house this morning and found this note, along with some ripped up bloody clothes and some rope." He handed up the note to the King. The King read it and said to the Knights, "This is a ransom demand, for Sir Stud. The kidnappers want 100,000 gold coins for his return." They heard a shout and saw that Sir Bret had a soldier by the shirt front, pinned up against a wall with his feet off the ground.
Everyone dismounted and hurried over to them. Sir Brett said, "This Idiot let a wagon full of straw leave the hamlet at first light this morning, he said, that the man said, that he was just going to replace the bedding in his horses stall. He said he had been up all night and was too tired to check to see if anything was in the wagon." By this time, Sir Bret had released the soldier and he sank to his knees. King Arthur said, "Describe the man driving the wagon, soldier." The soldier, in a very shaky voice said, "There were 3 men, your highness, one very large man in a black coat and hat and a smaller man sitting beside him. There was a man in the back sitting on the loose straw." Sir Sonic said, "The one driving sounds like Lars." The King said to the other soldiers, "Place this man under arrest until we can sort this out and to the soldier said, was there anything about the wagon that was unusual, was it painted or bare wood? What color were the horses, any distinguishing marks?" The soldier said, "The wagon was just bare boards and the horses were just brown your majesty." The King said, "This doesn't give us much to go on but take us to the place where the note was found."

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JonPop

O.K. I just want to know. Are you guys burned out on this subject, i.e the adventures of the BetterMan Knights? Seems the only way to hold your interest is to write about fucking. I don't mind writing soft porn, when it fits into the story line, but I much prefer to just write adventure stories. If these aren't entertaining enough as written, I am going to hang up the writing and you can just go and watch your porn films.

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SonicCelt

Don't go the porn route on this one JP. I don't want to see Lars be all choked about Betsy and figure Sir Stud should compensate him and take it up the bum
I'm enjoying the tale and would like to see you throw a little twist into this as I'm sure some of us who do a lot of reading have the plot figured out all ready.

JonPop

Well, maybe. As I think you are the ONLY one reading this latest adventure, Sir Sonic. And, I have no idea where this is going until I sit down and write another chapter.

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The house had obviously been abandoned for sometime. A soldier led them around to the side, to an added on room. The soldier said that orders had been given not to disturb anything until the BetterMan Knights had a chance to inspect the scene. Sir Sonic pushed his way past and entered the room. He looked around, saw a chair with remnants of rope still attached and evidence of vomit on the floor. He used the point of his sword to lift up Sir Stud's ripped up clothes and saw traces of blood and that they had been cut with a knife.
Sir Rob, came around from the side of the house and said that he had found
a pile of straw and fresh wagon tracks. He also said that one of the wagon wheels had a large chip out of the wheel.
King Arthur said, "I'm going to take all but twenty soldiers and return to the castle, I need to talk to the family of the slain messenger. I have full faith in my Knights that you will find Sir Stud and deal with his Kidnappers. I would prefer that they be taken alive if possible, to stand trial.
The Captain formed up the soldiers and with the King leading, headed to the castle.

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Lars pulled up the doors to the cellar and pushed Betsy down the ramp. She landed in a heap at Sir Studs feet. He said to Sir Stud, "You wanted this whore? Well you shall have your wish. The two men held Betsy while Lars pulled off her clothes and with great relish, fondled her large breasts.
Sir Stud charged with head lowered and struck the smaller man in the back and knocked him on his ass. He tried to swing at Lars but the big man grabbed his tied hands and hit him full in the face, knocking him over backwards.
The small man came and kicked Sir Stud, hard in the leg. The two men then stripped him of the foul smelling rags and bound him and Betsy together tightly, with their arms down at their sides, facing one another. Lars checked the ropes, laughed and said, "You two lovers have fun, while I go and collect my gold."
When the men left, the doors didn't shut all the way and a crack of light gave them enough to see each other by. Betsy said, "Oh my Knight, I am so happy that you are alive, but you smell like you have rolled in something dead." Sir Stud, spoke very carefully as Lars had split his lip when he hit him. He said, "Yes, Betsy and I'm sorry. I think they planned this all along and knew I would smell repulsive to you. But you must tell me how you were captured." Betsy said, "I was very upset when you were taken and when Sir Sonic and the other two Knights arrived, I told him what I had seen and then went home. This morning I was going to ride back to Nikki's to see if there was any news and they stopped me on the road and took me prisoner." Sir Stud said, "I am so sorry, but having you here with me, with your breasts pressed against my chest, makes this ordeal almost tolerable and don't worry, I will find a way to get us out of this." He told Betsy all that had happened since he had been taken, leaving out the worst parts of the beatings.

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Bound together naked, the warmth of her body, her hard nipples pushing against his chest, the clean smell of Betsy, he couldn't help himself. His penis started to rise. Betsy felt this and spread her legs a bit and as the shaft became upright, moved her ass back slightly and let his penis slide into her pussy. Sir Stud let out a sigh and said, "Betsy, as bad as I feel, as hurt as I am, this is the very thing I needed."
Betsy, gripped his penis and squeezed and released over and over.

They had no choice but to stand, they were tied so tightly that if they tried to move, they would have toppled over.
Maybe it was the excitement of the danger, or the relief of seeing Sir Stud, Betsy had a huge orgasm which brought him to an amazing climax and they fell to the floor. Betsy landed on top of Sir Stud and they started laughing.
He said, stop...this is killing my side and they started laughing again.

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suckable69

I'm confused here...where was "apple" even mentioned in the bible? Iknow this thread started out to be humorous, but sounds like some actually believe what Adam and Eve partook was actually an apple.

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My mistake, I was thinking of Snow White. Damn she looks hot in that skirt. The Bible would have been fruit.

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The Knights, after inspecting the site where Sir Rob had found the wagon tracks, determined that it was the left rear wheel that had the chip missing.
They thought that this would be an easy track to follow.
They mounted and started off slowly following the tracks. They had to proceed at a walk as there had been traffic on the street this morning.
Several times, Sir JonPop dismounted to walk ahead of his horse as the tracks had been erased, but was able to pick up the trail further on.

When they got onto the open road away from town, they were able to make better time as they had the direction of travel.
It took the Knight's about an hour to find the wagon, it was parked beside a farm house. The Knights surrounded the house, front and back and Sir Sonic, with sword drawn, banged on the door.
A small, older woman answered and was startled to see the Knights and Sir Sonic with his sword ready to thrust. She jumped back and tried to close the door but Sir Sonic, pushed his way in, followed by Sir Uberschwanz and Sir Sikdogg, ready to do battle.
The old woman screamed and tried to run but Sir Sonic caught her by the arm and held her saying, "Where is Sir Stud and where is Lars?"
The woman, shakily, said, "I don't know anyone of whom you speak, Sir Knight, it is just me and my husband who live here and he is in the field and has been since early morning." Sir Sonic said, "Where is the owner of this wagon?" The woman replied, "Three man came just after daybreak and offered my husband three gold coins if he would let them leave their wagon for the day and tend to their horses in his barn."
Sir Sonic conferred with all of the Knights that by now had filled up the small room and they made a thorough search of the small house. They then proceeded to search the grounds and the barn. They found the two brown horses but no sign of Sir Stud, Lars or his men.
Sir Rob had been inspecting the wagon and found a note that had been tucked into the seat, he read it to the Knights, the note said,
"We have your Knight, and we also have Miss Betsy. We will kill them both if our demands are not met. You have until sunset this evening to leave, now, 150,000 gold coins in this wagon. If you do not leave the gold, I will personally cut off Sir Stud's head and Miss Betsy's breasts and you will find them in this wagon in the morning. You will leave the gold and depart because as you can see, there is nowhere for you to hide. If you try and trap me, they will die. Signed Lars."

The Knights looked around and saw that it was flat land as far as the eye could see, with indeed, no place to hide.

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I think Betterman was just using "Apple" as a metaphore. Most people still believe it was Adam and Eve eating the "Apple" that was the downfall of paradise. Don't be so picky.

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Sir Loki had lifted the gate out of the back of the wagon and was sitting in the bed, Sir JonPop and Sir Bret had climbed up on the board seat and were deep in thought. The rest of the Knights were leaning on or just standing around the wagon, talking softly. Everyone was in a pretty black mood at these turn of events.

Sir JonPop said, "I have an Idea. You all know that the King isn't going to pay a 150,000 ransom in gold for Sir Stud and Betsy especially when he wouldn't give in to King Richard and pay the ransom for the Queen, so this is what I purpose." He had everyone gather around and told them his plan.

The sun was just starting to set when Sir Sonic came riding up to the wagon, he dismounted, looked around and didn't see anyone. The farmer and his wife had been instructed to stay inside and to show no lights.
He took two heavy leather bags from his horse and with a heave, tossed them into the back of the wagon.
He then mounted, swung his horse around and with a final look, yelled, "Come and get your filthy gold you ass holes." Kicked at his horses ribs and took off in a gallop.

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The time was about two hours after sundown, when the small man came leading his horse down the road toward the wagon. He was being very quiet and was nervously looking around for any sign that this might be an ambush.

He stopped about a hundred meters from the wagon and listened.
Hearing nothing and not seeing anything amiss, he continued and tied his horse to the wagon, looked under the wagon then in the bed.
He let out an involuntary shout when he saw the two leather bags in the back.
He climbed into the bed and hefted one of the bags and said to himself, "Momma Mia, this is a lot of gold."

He scooted to the edge of the bed, sliding the heavy bag towards himself. Even though Lars had told him to grab the gold and ride at top speed back to their hideout, he couldn't resist the urge to look inside the bag.
He worked the knot loose on the leather thong and pulled the neck of the bag open, he reached inside to touch that lovely gold and found that the bag contained nothing but gravel.

He jumped from the wagon and started to untie his horse when instantly, Sir Kdub was on him.
The Knights had dug pits 20 meters from the wagon and concealed themselves with coverings of sticks and grasses.
Sir Kdub had the point of his dagger under the man's chin and said, "Move or cry out and you are fookin dead." The small man, standing on his tip toes trying not to let the point of the knife pierce his throat, said, "I am not afraid of you Knight, I am Italian and my name is Nacho Vidal, I will die before I will tell you anything."
Sir Kdub said, "Aye, you might do that Lad."
Sir Uberschwanz, Sir Marty and Sir Sikdogg had joined them, shaking grass out of their hair.

Sir Marty used the thong from the bag to tie the man's hands behind his back and threw him on the ground. He stood over him and said, "You will tell us where Sir Stud and Miss Betsy are being held or I will cut off your balls and stuff them in your mouth."

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Sir Marty reached down and undid the man's belt and with such force the buttons flew everywhere, he ripped open Nacho's pants, then
he pulled them down around the ankles.

Nacho Vidal was extremely frightened and his balls had shriveled tight.
Sir Marty said, "How am I supposed to cut off your balls when I can't even find them?"
Sir Uberschwanz said, "I learned this from an Arab when I was in Morocco, one year. Start with his penis, cut off the head and then a little at a time, using this to stop the blood, tie in two places and cut between the strings." He handed Sir Marty a string he had pulled from the hem on his tunic. Sir Marty took the string broke it in two and tied one, tight, just under the glans and drew his knife. Nacho, seeing this, screamed and shouted, "NO...Wait."
"I will tell you what you want to know."
Sir Marty stood up and said, "Dang, I was lookin forward to trying your trick Sir Uber." He then pulled Nacho to his feet.

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Sonic, there WILL be a twist to this story. Don't give up.

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SonicCelt

I'm still looking forward to it

suckable69

Sorry, I wasn't being picky. I was just confused on why people think they ate an apple. It wasn't an apple tree they ate from. It was the "Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil" that they ate from. Hey if people want to believe eating an apple is the down fall of paradise, by all means have at it.

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Gee, suckable69, it's just a made up, ribald story. Nothing in this thread is supposed to be politically correct.

Do you have a brother named Kal?

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When Betsy and Sir Stud, toppled over his penis had remained in her pussy.
As they were laughing, Betsy once again started squeezing and holding his penis tight. Sir Stud became rock hard and he said, "Miss Betsy, if we get out of this alive, will ya'll merry me?" Betsy stopped squeezing his penis and a shiver went through her whole body, she said, "YES! Yes, I will merry you my handsome Knight." Sir Stud said, "Good, now all we have to do is get out of this mess."
There was still enough light out that he could see the blush that had turned her pale complexioned face a bright red. He felt her shudder as she said, "Ohhh, and had a huge climax. She went back to squeezing and milking his shaft. Sir Stud, tried to relax even though this was killing his side with her on top of him.

Sir Stud said, "Betsy, twist as hard as you can to the left then back to the right and see if we can't loosen these ropes." Betsy twisted to the left and he twisted to his right. They felt the ropes cutting into their arms but they kept it up and the ropes started to loosen some. Miss Betsy said, "I think I might be able to pull my arm free, roll me over on my side."

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The doors were pulled back and a bright splash of sunlight came into the cellar, followed by Lars. He saw that Betsy had gotten one arm free of the rope and it was sticking out of the ropes above her shoulder. He walked over and gave Miss Betsy a hard kick in the side of her head with the toe of his boot. Sir Stud felt her go limp. Lars said, "Go ahead, try to get free, you will never get out of here. You only have until after sunset to live anyway. I am going to kill you both even if we get the gold. Your Knights will never find me where I'm going." Turned around and walked back up the ramp slamming the doors shut. Sir Stud said, "Betsy...Betsy...BETSY, wake up." There was no response, he couldn't feel her breathing and could no longer feel her heart beating against his chest. He felt the rage start, he twisted and pumped his muscles for all he was worth and felt the knot give slightly. He strained against Betsy with all his strength knowing that he couldn't hurt her and finally the ropes gave enough that he could slide his arms out. He used his hands to slide the rope down to his and Betsy's waist and managed to pull his legs out.
He was so livid that he couldn't hardly breath. He finished removing the ropes and rolled Betsy over on her back and put his ear to her chest.
There was no sound.

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When Lars slammed the doors to the root cellar, it was again very dark.
Sir Stud's eyes soon adjusted to the dim light filtering through the cracks in the doors.
He looked around desperately for something he could use as a weapon and tried to loosen one of the floor supports but it was buried too far in the ground.
He felt around in the potatoes and onions and found an empty gunny sack, he dig in the soft dirt and put about five pounds of dirt in the sack,
he pounded this down hard several times and tied a knot in the sack.
He had a fairly good club. He moved Betsy's body over against the wall so he wouldn't trip over her and stood off to the side by the ramp and waited.

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Betterman

That would make a good HeadKnocker.

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Sir Stud, kept looking at Betsy and saying over and over, I am so sorry, I am so sorry.

He had hunkered down against the wall at the base of the ramp and tried to formulate a plan but knew no matter what happened, it would happen quick.
It seemed like it had been dark for hours when
he heard the bolt being drawn back, the doors were thrown open and the small man came down the ramp holding a lantern. Sir Stud hit him just under the knees with the dirt filled sack and was rewarded with the sound of cracking bones.
The small man rolled down the ramp, writhing in pain and grasping his legs.

He was followed by Lars.
Lars jumped off the ramp as Sir Stud swung his bag and it just caught his feet. Lars hit the floor in a heap and Sir Stud was on him, hitting him in the head with his fists. Suddenly, he felt a sharp burning pain in his back, the other man had come up from behind and stabbed him with his dagger. He tried to stand and turn around but Lars had hold of his ankles and he fell to the floor. Lars stood over him his nose and face bloody, took out his own dagger and said, "Is there anything you want to say before I remove your head?"
Sir Stud tried to speak but he couldn't catch his breath, he thought maybe the knife had punctured a lung.
Lars fell forward and hit the ground hard, the other man turned just in time to lose his own head to a broadsword.
Sir Sonic had come down the ramp in time to hit Lars in the back of his head with the butt of his sword and then dispatch the other man.

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Betterman

A lung wouldn't be as bad as the liver.

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Epilogue

When the meeting of the round table had been called, Sir Stud had to attend on a litter. Merlin and the Kings physicians had patched his lung with a very thin fish bladder and Merlin had concocted a potion so that it would heal. He was bandaged tightly around the chest and torso, but managed a wink at Sir Sonic.
King Arthur stood and said, "There will be a wake for Miss Betsy tomorrow at Nikki's, and we will all attend.
After the wake, Lars will be executed for her murder and Nacho Vidal will start his twenty year prison sentence.
I want to commend all of you knights, for the rescue of Sir Stud and express my sorrow for the loss of Miss Betsy."

The wake was festive, yet somber. There was food and drink aplenty and everyone partook. After the wake and Betsy had been laid to rest in her family's cemetery, Nikki closed her brothel for one week out of respect. There was much grumbling over this by some of the patrons that hadn't even known Miss Betsy.

Everyone made the journey to the castle to watch the execution of Lars.

Lars stood in the courtyard bare to the waist. Four large horses were brought in and these were tied to Lars' wrists and ankles. They were led a distance away until the ropes became taught. Lars had fallen to his knees arms outstretched, begging for mercy from King Arthur.

King Arthur stepped up on his raised podium and the trumpets sounded for silence. He spoke in a loud, clear voice to the assembled people of BetterMan and those from the Hamlet of Holster that were assembled. and said,
"Lars Adamander from the Town of Stockholm, you are charged with the kidnapping of a Knight from the Kingdom of BetterMan, Sir Stud. You are also charged with the kidnapping and murder of Miss Betsy Shvenson. Your punishment for these crimes is; To be drawn and quartered.

He raised his arm, dropped it suddenly and the four squires hit their horses hard on the flank with a leather strap. The horses bolted in four different directions. With a loud popping sound, Lars was torn in four pieces.

Moral of the story; Don't fuck with the BetterMan Knights.

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