03-29-2007, 04:59 PM
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| Don't pee on electric fence
Don't pee on electric fence................................ Any thoughts on these pictures? | 
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03-29-2007, 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Loki Don't pee on electric fence................................ Any thoughts on these pictures? | He had to have been standing REALLY close to that fence. The urine has to form a continuous stream for that to be possible.
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03-29-2007, 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Überschwanz He had to have been standing REALLY close to that fence. The urine has to form a continuous stream for that to be possible. | It would suck to be him. | |
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03-29-2007, 09:37 PM
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| Ewww, no more "Boom Boom" for that lad. Hope he has a top notch surgeon.
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03-29-2007, 10:11 PM
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| If that was me, I would probobly commit suicide...without my dick theres no point of living, but maybe they can repair it and help the guy at by giving him a 12inch monster?
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03-29-2007, 10:56 PM
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| That suck alot of what he doesnt have...DICK. Are you sure he got that from peeing on an electric fence or just putting his dick on one because mythbusters tried peeing on an electric fence really closeto it and didnt have that effect.
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03-30-2007, 12:34 AM
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| I wonder if the dumb fucker was wearing rubber boots.
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03-30-2007, 01:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Bigdz2123 That suck alot of what he doesnt have...DICK. Are you sure he got that from peeing on an electric fence or just putting his dick on one because mythbusters tried peeing on an electric fence really closeto it and didnt have that effect. | Definately not, they don't have that much voltage otherwise me or others would be fried every hunting season up here in cattle country. | |
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03-30-2007, 02:16 AM
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| Well, whatever it was that did that to him, HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! I'll sooooo pass!! I rather like my dick.........
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03-30-2007, 02:49 AM
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Originally Posted by 10 Well, whatever it was that did that to him, HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! I'll sooooo pass!! I rather like my dick......... | Uhhh yeah. I'm rather attached to mine also. 
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03-30-2007, 06:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Bigdz2123 Are you sure he got that from peeing on an electric fence | No, I'm not sure. I got this e-mailed to me and it said that's how it happened, but no, I really can't say for sure how in the hell it did happen. If it's real, I do feel sorry for the poor guy.
If I was to take a guess, I'd say he might have pissed on 110V or 220V AC, if was DC, I think it would have killed him. | |
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03-30-2007, 03:27 PM
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| Well, whatever he did god bless him! I think I would rather have mine cut off than have that shit happen!
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03-30-2007, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Loki No, I'm not sure. I got this e-mailed to me and it said that's how it happened, but no, I really can't say for sure how in the hell it did happen. If it's real, I do feel sorry for the poor guy.
If I was to take a guess, I'd say he might have pissed on 110V or 220V AC, if was DC, I think it would have killed him. | He pissed on a 3-phase electric fence. The key word being; 3-phase. 
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03-30-2007, 04:24 PM
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| Well, if he ever wanted a sex change, now's the time to do it. | |
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04-02-2007, 11:12 PM
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| To me that looks more like gangrene of the penis probably by tying off the blood supply with a ring or string for a long time. An electric shock from a fence would not be that destructive. Farmers do not want to burn their cows but give them enough of a shock to stop them from straying. I pity the guy though. Nothing can give him back his sensitive glans again. We must really take care of our love-boy because it is the only one we will ever have. | |
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04-02-2007, 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by adamander To me that looks more like gangrene of the penis probably by tying off the blood supply with a ring or string for a long time. An electric shock from a fence would not be that destructive. Farmers do not want to burn their cows but give them enough of a shock to stop them from straying. I pity the guy though. Nothing can give him back his sensitive glans again. We must really take care of our love-boy because it is the only one we will ever have. | That doesn't look anything like gangrene. This does. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...OAMPUTATE1.JPG
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04-02-2007, 11:24 PM
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| Ewww. I've seen bad infection before, but this is the worst I've seen. Say goodby hand. Maybe the whole arm. Yuck.
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Originally Posted by JonPop Ewww. I've seen bad infection before, but this is the worst I've seen. Say goodby hand. Maybe the whole arm. Yuck. | I think that's a foot JP.
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04-02-2007, 11:31 PM
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| Foot, hand...What the fuck's the difference. It hurts my eyes just to look at it. In the Nam, infection would set in in no time, we soldiers just didn't have any natural defences against all the bugs in country.
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| On the bright side for that guy, at least his balls will look a hell of alot larger (until he gets surgery)! :) That's the opposite of the saying "smaller potatoes make the meat look bigger", literally... | |
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04-04-2007, 06:22 PM
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| Gee, I've always wanted Uber balls. Maybe I'll try this. NOT!!!
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Originally Posted by JonPop Gee, I've always wanted Uber balls. Maybe I'll try this. NOT!!! | Often imitated, never duplicated
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| You got that right, you BIG fuckin' balled dude. Hee
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Originally Posted by JonPop You got that right, you BIG fuckin' balled dude. Hee | Sometimes I sit on them accidentally. 
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| Oh, fuckin gosh. I sure am sorry that happens to you. Hee
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Originally Posted by happy stud I wonder if the dumb fucker was wearing rubber boots. | Shit, he probably pissed down both legs. If I'm not mistaken saline makes a really good conductor also. | |
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Originally Posted by Überschwanz |
OK, THAT was fucking gross!
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