05-26-2008, 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by southern belle  Dirty Slut! | Let's go eat. I'm getting hungry. Besides it's your turn to pay. Or maybe you can just show the waiter your little shaved muff and he will comp our meals. | 
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05-26-2008, 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted by southern tz Let's go eat. I'm getting hungry. Besides it's your turn to pay. Or maybe you can just show the waiter your little shaved muff and he will comp our meals. | Or, you can dress in your typical slutty halter top and have your huge boobs practically falling out and he will comp our meals. I'll see you at our usual place in 30 minutes.
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05-26-2008, 06:52 PM
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| Damn, where the hell ya'll eating at? I'll fucking pay then we can have a contest to see which one of ya'll has the tightest pussy. I promise to be fair.
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05-26-2008, 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted by happy stud Damn, where the hell ya'll eating at? I'll fucking pay then we can have a contest to see which one of ya'll has the tightest pussy. I promise to be fair. | Sorry, girls only!  | |
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05-26-2008, 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by southern belle Sorry, girls only! | Girls cant tell whose pussy is the tightest. Thats a guys job.
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05-26-2008, 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by happy stud Girls cant tell whose pussy is the tightest. Thats a guys job. | Nice try. Get permission from all the other moderators and we will think about it. | |
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05-26-2008, 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by southern belle Nice try. Get permission from all the other moderators and we will think about it. | Fuck their permission. They cant judge as good as I can anyway.
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05-26-2008, 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by happy stud Fuck their permission. They cant judge as good as I can anyway. | I will be so interested in their opinions on this. I really have to run because if I am too late Nikki will screw half the waiters there! Bye. | |
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05-26-2008, 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by happy stud Fuck their permission. They cant judge as good as I can anyway. |
That's what YOU think cowboy.................
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05-26-2008, 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted by 10 That's what YOU think cowboy................. | Just fucking with the girls man. Man if I could pull that off Id be ready to go to heaven.
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05-26-2008, 07:13 PM
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| If ya'll only started reading at the top of page 3 then your missing all the good bullshit on page 2. These 2 are funny as hell.
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05-26-2008, 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by happy stud If ya'll only started reading at the top of page 3 then your missing all the good bullshit on page 2. These 2 are funny as hell. |
I totally agree. I get a charge out of both of them. And yes Mo, I knew you were just fucking with the ladies..................but I'd still beat your ass at being a "tight pussy" judge any day of the week................. 
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05-27-2008, 12:35 AM
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Originally Posted by southern belle Well, one time a guy gave me a personalized keychain that had the initials P.B. on one side and Pencil Breaker on the other. Maybe I can find out where he got it and get you one that has the initials C.C.H. on one side and coffee cup holder on the other! | Hey Susan just so Im understanding all this shit right are you saying Nikkis pussy is big enough to hold a damn coffee cup?
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05-27-2008, 01:16 AM
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Originally Posted by happy stud Hey Susan just so Im understanding all this shit right are you saying Nikkis pussy is big enough to hold a damn coffee cup? | Quote:
Originally Posted by southern belle Well, one time a guy gave me a personalized keychain that had the initials P.B. on one side and Pencil Breaker on the other. Maybe I can find out where he got it and get you one that has the initials C.C.H. on one side and coffee cup holder on the other! | You gotta love Legal Eagles. 
She's also got a caffeine buzz. 
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05-27-2008, 03:11 AM
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Originally Posted by happy stud Hey Susan just so Im understanding all this shit right are you saying Nikkis pussy is big enough to hold a damn coffee cup? | Susan is just jealous because I don't sleep with Boy Scouts as she does! | |
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05-27-2008, 04:24 AM
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| Even though Nikki your avatar isn't new anymore.................GOD I still love that chick. Is it possible to get a woody over a cartoon chick? LOL
And I saw this porn once............in fact, I think it was "Deep Throat". Anyway, this guy had Linda Lovelace on a table and whilst he anal fucked her, he put a shot glass in her pussy, put coke in it and two straws and the two of them took sips of coke while he gently pounded away at her ass. I'd LOVE to see the same thing done with a cup of coffee.
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05-28-2008, 03:40 AM
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Originally Posted by 10 Even though Nikki your avatar isn't new anymore.................GOD I still love that chick. Is it possible to get a woody over a cartoon chick? LOL
And I saw this porn once............in fact, I think it was "Deep Throat". Anyway, this guy had Linda Lovelace on a table and whilst he anal fucked her, he put a shot glass in her pussy, put coke in it and two straws and the two of them took sips of coke while he gently pounded away at her ass. I'd LOVE to see the same thing done with a cup of coffee. | You know they got X rated cartoons.
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05-28-2008, 08:08 AM
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Originally Posted by happy stud You know they got X rated cartoons. | Yeah, I know but who wants to watch cartoon sex?
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05-28-2008, 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by southern tz Susan is just jealous because I don't sleep with Boy Scouts as she does! | I guess all the young guys I have been out with would seem like Boy Scouts compared to all of the really old guys you have been out with! | |
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05-28-2008, 04:00 PM
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| Hey Belle, don't knock old guys. "Good wine, comes from old barrels" ya know.
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05-29-2008, 12:42 AM
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Originally Posted by JonPop Hey Belle, don't knock old guys. "Good wine, comes from old barrels" ya know. | Oh, but YOU are not old! I was referring to Nikki liking guys who knew President Truman! | |
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05-29-2008, 01:21 AM
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Originally Posted by JonPop Hey Belle, don't knock old guys. "Good wine, comes from old barrels" ya know. | With age is Wisdom. Without Wisdom We Are Lost.  | |
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05-29-2008, 04:30 AM
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| I have gotten 5 PM's from members who thought Susan and I were mad at each other the day. We were just cutting up. Would y'all prefer we didn't do that anymore? | |
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05-29-2008, 06:41 PM
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| ^I think its great. Some of us took it serious at first but knowing its just how you guys poke fun at each other I think its hilarious. Esp. when you compete in the fabled "Pussy Wars".  | |
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05-29-2008, 08:11 PM
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| ROFLMAO @ the term Free-ballin... but yeah... I walk around buck nekkit. And when I get out the tub or shower, I air dry. AND WHAT!?
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05-30-2008, 12:54 AM
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Originally Posted by southern tz I have gotten 5 PM's from members who thought Susan and I were mad at each other the day. We were just cutting up. Would y'all prefer we didn't do that anymore? | Keep doing it. It was the most excitement here in a long ass time. I like it when ya'll call each other names. Nikki Im still willing to officially measure to see if you can hold a coffee cup.
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