06-26-2007, 08:19 PM
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| Vitamin Packed Penis Beer for the Contest
Hello Fellow Fellas (and lady or ladies),
I just ordered a 3 month supply of Enlargel for this new contest. I have a 6 month supply but just in case I may need extra later...
Anybody else getting some penis beer (well, healthy penis beer) now or later, for the current competition?
Ya' should!! 
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06-26-2007, 08:50 PM
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06-26-2007, 09:10 PM
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| Hey Uber,
Just kiddin' around a little. This stuff (Enlargel) can be addictive like beer but it's good for the pecker, unlike beer. Just bein' silly and promoting Enlargel. I love the stuff.
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06-26-2007, 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Striving Hey Uber,
Just kiddin' around a little. This stuff (Enlargel) can be addictive like beer but it's good for the pecker, unlike beer. Just bein' silly and promoting Enlargel. I love the stuff. | Well, I think we ought to call it "Penis Marinade" 
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06-26-2007, 10:27 PM
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| Striving, I'll give you an "A" for effort on that, although a "penis marinade" sounds better.
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06-27-2007, 12:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Striving Hello Fellow Fellas (and lady or ladies),
I just ordered a 3 month supply of Enlargel for this new contest. I have a 6 month supply but just in case I may need extra later...
Anybody else getting some penis beer (well, healthy penis beer) now or later, for the current competition?
Ya' should!! | Penis beer. Is that what ya'll call Budweiser in North Carolina?
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06-27-2007, 04:03 AM
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| Oh, studly, I've been meaning to tell you this. I had my first Bud at an Angels game couple weeks back. Tastes just like MGD...................shit, did I just say that? I tasted no difference.
OK, go ahead and make your wise crack about my taste buds being all whacked out and shit because I live in CA.
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06-27-2007, 08:15 AM
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| they were giving free recycled penis beer away last weekend at the Gay Pride parade in San Francisco 
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06-27-2007, 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by italiananglo69 they were giving free recycled penis beer away last weekend at the Gay Pride parade in San Francisco |
Boy does that sound enticing........... 
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06-27-2007, 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by 10 Striving, I'll give you an "A" for effort on that, although a "penis marinade" sounds better. |
I agree, 10. We don't guzzle the "juice" down our "necks". That would be funny or scarey. I can just see it now... My pecker opening up for a nice round of Enlargel. Sounds like it could hurt  Yeah, marinade is better.
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06-27-2007, 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by happy stud Penis beer. Is that what ya'll call Budweiser in North Carolina? |
Hey Happy Stud! Naw... here in NC we just call it "bear". Just like we call all sodas "Coke". If you'r drinking a Pepsi, it's Coke. Drinking a Dr. Pepper, it's a Coke. Drinking a Mountain Dew Code Red... yep, you guessed it.
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06-27-2007, 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by italiananglo69 they were giving free recycled penis beer away last weekend at the Gay Pride parade in San Francisco |
Hilarious, italian... !!!
yeah, Penis Beer just does not sound good! Sorry all.
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06-27-2007, 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Überschwanz What the hell are you talking about? |
Uber,
I was completely oblivious to how this came off. I didn't really see it 'til today. Jez, another stupid mistake...
This is like starting a new job and screwing up all over the place. Please feel free to delete this whole thread. It is a horrible promotion of enlargel.
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Originally Posted by Striving Uber,
I was completely oblivious to how this came off. I didn't really see it 'til today. Jez, another stupid mistake...
This is like starting a new job and screwing up all over the place. Please feel free to delete this whole thread. It is a horrible promotion of enlargel. | No, that's ok.
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06-27-2007, 04:59 PM
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| Naw Striving, we make allowance for fuck up's. Look at how long Kal lasted.(  ) Besides it gave us another fun thread to play around in. Don't worry about it. Every family has somebody that is a little odd. I enjoyed your reference to "Penis Beer" gave me something to play off of. We all do and say stupid things here, just the nature of the family. Relax, be yourself, enjoy your stay.
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06-28-2007, 01:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Striving Hilarious, italian... !!!
yeah, Penis Beer just does not sound good! Sorry all. |
Damn Striving, ive been pissing all this valuble penis beer down the toilet. i didnt realize i could sell it for $30 a bottle
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06-28-2007, 01:34 AM
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Originally Posted by JonPop Naw Striving, we make allowance for fuck up's. Look at how long Kal lasted.( ) Besides it gave us another fun thread to play around in. Don't worry about it. Every family has somebody that is a little odd. I enjoyed your reference to "Penis Beer" gave me something to play off of. We all do and say stupid things here, just the nature of the family. Relax, be yourself, enjoy your stay. |  Thanks, JonPop. I have been laughing outloud while reading this... I'm glad my stupidity can atleast be put to some use. 
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06-28-2007, 01:41 AM
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Originally Posted by italiananglo69 Damn Striving, ive been pissing all this valuble penis beer down the toilet. i didnt realize i could sell it for $30 a bottle |  Ha!
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06-28-2007, 01:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Striving Thanks, JonPop. I have been laughing outloud while reading this... I'm glad my stupidity can atleast be put to some use. |
Shit, I put mine to use every day (shut up JP!!)
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Originally Posted by 10 Shit, I put mine to use every day (shut up JP!!) | Ok, Zipppp.
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06-28-2007, 02:24 AM
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Originally Posted by 10 Shit, I put mine to use every day (shut up JP!!) | Thats why we have been telling you to get some pussy.
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06-28-2007, 02:34 AM
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| Hey stud, 10 was talking about stupidity not his dick.
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Originally Posted by JonPop Hey stud, 10 was talking about stupidity not his dick. | Sorry didnt know there was any difference. (just fucking with you 10)
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Originally Posted by happy stud Sorry didnt know there was any difference. (just fucking with you 10) |
Oh you so funny there massa studly..............oh yes, you so funny.........
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Originally Posted by 10 Oh you so funny there massa studly..............oh yes, you so funny......... | First your drinking Bud like us. Now your talking like us. Start chasing that pussy and youll be one of us.
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| Hey stud, would he REALLY want to? (Be like you, that is)
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