04-07-2008, 01:46 AM
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I stumbled across this personal calculator. FYI The Death Clock - When Am I Going To Die?
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04-07-2008, 01:50 AM
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| Now Betterman, who the hell wants to know when they're going to die?
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04-07-2008, 02:00 AM
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Originally Posted by 10  Now Betterman, who the hell wants to know when they're going to die? | Some people think it would be a good thing, others think it would be a curse. The link is to remind us we are are mortal. Fame, fortune, self indulgence is all temporal things. Possibly give some thought to lasting ideals.
On your Head Stone what do want it to say?
__________________ Enlighten the people, generally, and tyranny and oppressions of body and mind will vanish like spirits at the dawn of day. - Thomas Jefferson "The individual is handicapped by coming face to face with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists". -- J. Edgar Hoover, FBI Director 1924-1972, quoted in The Elks Magazine (August 1956). "It is the duty of the patriot to protect his country from its [corrupt feudal] government." -- Thomas Paine. "Each of you, for himself, by himself and on his own responsibility, must speak". -- Mark Twain. "The money powers prey upon the nation in times of peace and conspire against it in times of adversity. It is more despotic than a monarchy, more insolent than autocracy, and more selfish than bureaucracy. It denounces as public enemies all who question its methods or throw light upon its crimes. I have two great enemies, the Southern Army in front of me and the bankers in the rear. Of the two, the one at my rear is my greatest foe." -- President Abraham Lincoln. "In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." -- George Orwell.
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04-07-2008, 02:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Betterman Some people think it would be a good thing, others think it would be a curse. The link is to remind us we are are mortal. Fame, fortune, self indulgence is all temporal things. Possibly give some thought to lasting ideals. |
Well, I for one don't want to know. I'll know I'm dead when I'm standing at the front of them perly gates.
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04-07-2008, 02:07 AM
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Originally Posted by 10 Well, I for one don't want to know. I'll know I'm dead when I'm standing at the front of them perly gates. | I don't want to know either. I like to take things moment by moment. With a cross of long term goals such as kids college tuition and retirement. I personally don't hold much for material things. They can be replaced.
__________________ Enlighten the people, generally, and tyranny and oppressions of body and mind will vanish like spirits at the dawn of day. - Thomas Jefferson "The individual is handicapped by coming face to face with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists". -- J. Edgar Hoover, FBI Director 1924-1972, quoted in The Elks Magazine (August 1956). "It is the duty of the patriot to protect his country from its [corrupt feudal] government." -- Thomas Paine. "Each of you, for himself, by himself and on his own responsibility, must speak". -- Mark Twain. "The money powers prey upon the nation in times of peace and conspire against it in times of adversity. It is more despotic than a monarchy, more insolent than autocracy, and more selfish than bureaucracy. It denounces as public enemies all who question its methods or throw light upon its crimes. I have two great enemies, the Southern Army in front of me and the bankers in the rear. Of the two, the one at my rear is my greatest foe." -- President Abraham Lincoln. "In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." -- George Orwell.
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04-07-2008, 02:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Betterman I don't want to know either. I like to take things moment by moment. With a cross of long term goals such as kids college tuition and retirement. I personally don't hold much for material things. They can be replaced. |
Oh, I don't know about that Betterman, try replacing my vintage 1999 movado watch............ 
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04-07-2008, 02:14 AM
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| Damn i only have til halloween 2041. i better start living life. 
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5.25" Base Girth--------------------6.50" Base Girth
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04-07-2008, 02:14 AM
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Originally Posted by italiananglo69 Damn i only have til halloween 2041. i better start living life. | Oh fuck, I'll be 70 when that hits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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04-07-2008, 02:42 AM
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Originally Posted by 10 Oh, I don't know about that Betterman, try replacing my vintage 1999 movado watch............ | Tick, tick, tick......that's my point material items don't last.
__________________ Enlighten the people, generally, and tyranny and oppressions of body and mind will vanish like spirits at the dawn of day. - Thomas Jefferson "The individual is handicapped by coming face to face with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists". -- J. Edgar Hoover, FBI Director 1924-1972, quoted in The Elks Magazine (August 1956). "It is the duty of the patriot to protect his country from its [corrupt feudal] government." -- Thomas Paine. "Each of you, for himself, by himself and on his own responsibility, must speak". -- Mark Twain. "The money powers prey upon the nation in times of peace and conspire against it in times of adversity. It is more despotic than a monarchy, more insolent than autocracy, and more selfish than bureaucracy. It denounces as public enemies all who question its methods or throw light upon its crimes. I have two great enemies, the Southern Army in front of me and the bankers in the rear. Of the two, the one at my rear is my greatest foe." -- President Abraham Lincoln. "In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." -- George Orwell.
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04-07-2008, 02:50 AM
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Originally Posted by 10 Oh fuck, I'll be 70 when that hits!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | are you coming to my funeral at least? 
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4.75" mid Girth----------------------5.00" Mid Girth
5.25" Base Girth--------------------6.50" Base Girth
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04-07-2008, 02:55 AM
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Originally Posted by italiananglo69 are you coming to my funeral at least? | In thought. 
__________________ Enlighten the people, generally, and tyranny and oppressions of body and mind will vanish like spirits at the dawn of day. - Thomas Jefferson "The individual is handicapped by coming face to face with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists". -- J. Edgar Hoover, FBI Director 1924-1972, quoted in The Elks Magazine (August 1956). "It is the duty of the patriot to protect his country from its [corrupt feudal] government." -- Thomas Paine. "Each of you, for himself, by himself and on his own responsibility, must speak". -- Mark Twain. "The money powers prey upon the nation in times of peace and conspire against it in times of adversity. It is more despotic than a monarchy, more insolent than autocracy, and more selfish than bureaucracy. It denounces as public enemies all who question its methods or throw light upon its crimes. I have two great enemies, the Southern Army in front of me and the bankers in the rear. Of the two, the one at my rear is my greatest foe." -- President Abraham Lincoln. "In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." -- George Orwell.
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04-07-2008, 03:06 AM
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Originally Posted by italiananglo69 are you coming to my funeral at least? |
Who says you'll die before me?
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04-07-2008, 03:09 AM
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Originally Posted by 10 Who says you'll die before me? | Good point. ok let me know when youre dying and ill be sure to be there.
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4.75" mid Girth----------------------5.00" Mid Girth
5.25" Base Girth--------------------6.50" Base Girth
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04-07-2008, 03:10 AM
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Originally Posted by italiananglo69 Good point. ok let me know when youre dying and ill be sure to be there. |
Gee...................thanks. 
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04-07-2008, 12:22 PM
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| That damn calculator needs to tell you how much pussy youll get before you die.
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04-07-2008, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by happy stud That damn calculator needs to tell you how much pussy youll get before you die. | For you, stud. I don't think that damn calculator can count that high.
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04-07-2008, 09:16 PM
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| Damn thing says I'm here until I'm 98??? How's that? I died once in '87 for a couple of minutes but I guess I didn't like it, maybe I won't when I'm 98 either. | |
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04-07-2008, 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted by SonicCelt Damn thing says I'm here until I'm 98??? How's that? I died once in '87 for a couple of minutes but I guess I didn't like it, maybe I won't when I'm 98 either. | If your gonna live that damn long you definitely need to know how much pussy your gonna get. With all the condoms youll use it might be a good investment.
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04-08-2008, 08:03 AM
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Originally Posted by happy stud If your gonna live that damn long you definitely need to know how much pussy your gonna get. With all the condoms youll use it might be a good investment. | Who said anything about condoms?
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04-08-2008, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted by 10 Who said anything about condoms? | Becasue I dont think Sonic wants any sonic booms.
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07-03-2008, 05:52 AM
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| That Death Clock thing can't be right though you know. It's completely impossible to predict your death. You have to count every possible danger on the planet and that's going to take a long while lol. Hell you could die tommorow and that calculator won't predict it. Car accidents, homocide, robbery, freak accidents, building falls on you, crazy chick cuts your dick off, etc... you have to take all those things into account.
Just in case that clock is right though and I really am going to die on Tuesday Ocotober 28, 2064 when I'm 71, I would like my tombstone to say "Aqui esta Javii, Vivia dia a dia y siempre chillin' ". | |
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