JonPop

1937-2008. I've never had a day on earth the same as all of you, that George Carlin wasn't around. I totally enjoyed his work and brillant mind.
RIP George. You will be missed.

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StrokerAce69

Amen JP.

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SonicCelt

So long to the Hippie Dippie Weather Man doing the hippie dippie weather

Betterman

He Was Brilliant. My favorite is "When Will Jesus Bring The Porkchops." It's about 7 hours long. Although, at 71. He didn't do too bad. I too will think of him.

George Carlin - When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? George Carlin "7:31" 103 MB "CD
Unabridged" 2004

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Enlighten the people, generally, and tyranny and oppressions of body and mind will vanish like spirits at the dawn of day. - Thomas Jefferson

"The individual is handicapped by coming face to face with a conspiracy so monstrous he
cannot believe it exists". -- J. Edgar Hoover, FBI Director 1924-1972, quoted in The Elks Magazine (August 1956).

"It is the duty of the patriot to protect his country from
its [corrupt feudal] government." -- Thomas Paine.

"Each of you, for himself, by himself and on his own responsibility, must speak". -- Mark Twain.

"The money powers prey upon the nation in times of peace and conspire against it in times of adversity. It is more despotic than a monarchy, more insolent than autocracy, and more selfish than bureaucracy. It denounces as public enemies all who question its methods or throw light upon its crimes. I have two great enemies, the Southern Army in front of me and the
bankers in the rear. Of the two, the one at my rear is my
greatest foe." -- President Abraham Lincoln.

"In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." -- George Orwell.


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CUSP82

Maybe I'll have a drink in memory of George tonight. Well, if I'm going to remember him, maybe I should go find a bong. The man was great. Rest in peace George!

Marty5379

About a two hour interview with him is offered here COAST TO COAST AM WITH GEORGE NOORY: SHOWS in his memory.

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Robert E. Lee in 1863

10

I loved his comedy. Made me laugh. I still remember a cheer he did one time:

"Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat, 49 assholes tied in a knot........HOORRAY, LIZARD SHIT, FUCK!!"

I don't remember the premise to which he did this "cheer" but it made me laugh.

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10

George was awesome!! I still remember some of his sketches.

I remember one time he was talking about fucking a 10 ( no self pun intended here). He said "You gotta be damn lucky to fuck a 10. I've never fucked a 10, but one night, I fucked five 2's" "And a 1, hell, you gotta be DRUNK to fuck a 1".....................and some guys will fuck anything. "Hey, let's fuck her! That's a sign post Bob.............well, let's go for it"..


Funny stuff from a funny guy. Miss ya George!! God bless!!!

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bozoballz

"Watching golf is like watching flies fuck."