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Originally Posted by JonPop  I'd love to see baybabe in a tight thong, with a "Clit Woodie." | OMG JP..never heard of that a "clit woodie"..may I borrow that?...:))) | 
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Originally Posted by StrokerAce69 Bro, we are having a moment here........... When those panties slide over those feet, and you smell the soap and lotion..... OMG. I love being a man!  | And Strokemiester...we love....love you "bein the man"...!!!~~!! | |
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Originally Posted by StrokerAce69 Bro, we are having a moment here........... When those panties slide over those feet, and you smell the soap and lotion..... OMG. I love being a man! | Soooooooo good  ...I love taking my time with the unwrapping of that most precious gift, brah!  It's just one of those things that women, even if they're cool with it and all, they'll just never understand how much we truly enjoy such an all too ephemeral moment and seemingly insignificant moment. The sweet unraveling of that ripe, juicy peach. Oh man Every time I do my girl's laundry, as I fold each one of those babies, I have this mischievous grin as I think "Hmm...I remember taking this one off ...and this one too ...oohhh, I remember the night I 1st took these ones off, that night was fucking wild!" | |
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Originally Posted by StrokerAce69 Bro, we are having a moment here........... When those panties slide over those feet, and you smell the soap and lotion..... OMG. I love being a man! |
AMEN BROTHER! If nothing else, I miss this most about having a lady in my life.............that scent they have.........as you said the lotion, the body gel, what the hell ever.............OH MY GOD! I agree dude, I LOVE bein' a man..............
Makes ya almost feel for them gay fellers............. 
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Originally Posted by earlybroncogirl OMG JP..never heard of that a "clit woodie"..may I borrow that?...:))) | That one is an original by baybabe. I don't think she'd mind.
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08-02-2008, 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by earlybroncogirl OMG JP..never heard of that a "clit woodie"..may I borrow that?...:))) | YES, you may have it and claim it as your own lol! | |
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| Okay Nikki explain all this shit. I guess English was definitely started by women.
An ode to English plurals
We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes,
But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes,
One foul is a goose, but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice,
Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
Why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?
If I speak of my foot and show you my feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?
Then one may be that, and three would be those,
Yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
And the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine: she, shis and shim!
Let's face it: English is a crazy language.
There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger;
Neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England.
We take English for granted, but if we explore its paradoxes,
We find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square,
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea, nor it is a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing?
Grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?
Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend?
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them,
What do you call it?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Sometimes I think all the folks who grew up speaking English should be
Committed to an asylum for the verbally insane!
In what other language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?
We ship by truck but send cargo by ship.
We have noses that run and feet that smell.
We park in a drive way and drive in a parkway.
And how can a slim chance and fat chance be the same?
While a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which,
Your house can burn up as it burns down,
In which you fill in a form by filling it out,
And in which an alarm goes off by going on.
And, in closing, if father is a pop, how come mother is not mop?
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| OH studly, that's funny shit bro!!! Good one!!
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08-02-2008, 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted by 10 OH studly, that's funny shit bro!!! Good one!! | lol "OHHHHH Studly" Hopefully Nikki will say the same | |
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08-02-2008, 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted by baybabe lol "OHHHHH Studly" Hopefully Nikki will say the same | Oh Nikki WILL have something to say.............that's part of her irresistable charm.....
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Originally Posted by baybabe lol "OHHHHH Studly" Hopefully Nikki will say the same | Shes gonna have to dig deep down in those titties to answer this one.
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Originally Posted by happy stud Shes gonna have to dig deep down in those titties to answer this one. | As big as they are, she might be speechless for a bit..........
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Originally Posted by 10 As big as they are, she might be speechless for a bit.......... | Only damn time shes speechless is when shes giving a blowjob. And Im wondering even about that.
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Originally Posted by happy stud Only damn time shes speechless is when shes giving a blowjob. And Im wondering even about that. | Remember studly, this IS Nikki we're talkin' about..............
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Originally Posted by StrokerAce69 |
Nah, I'm keepin' my nuts. I'd give the hair on my head though........
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Originally Posted by happy stud Okay Nikki explain all this shit. I guess English was definitely started by women.
An ode to English plurals
We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes,
But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes,
One foul is a goose, but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice,
Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
Why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?
If I speak of my foot and show you my feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?
Then one may be that, and three would be those,
Yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
And the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine: she, shis and shim!
Let's face it: English is a crazy language.
There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger;
Neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England.
We take English for granted, but if we explore its paradoxes,
We find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square,
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea, nor it is a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing?
Grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?
Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend?
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them,
What do you call it?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Sometimes I think all the folks who grew up speaking English should be
Committed to an asylum for the verbally insane!
In what other language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?
We ship by truck but send cargo by ship.
We have noses that run and feet that smell.
We park in a drive way and drive in a parkway.
And how can a slim chance and fat chance be the same?
While a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which,
Your house can burn up as it burns down,
In which you fill in a form by filling it out,
And in which an alarm goes off by going on.
And, in closing, if father is a pop, how come mother is not mop? |
Well, Studly, you must remember I only teach English, which was written by MEN!! So, now does it make sense? | |
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Originally Posted by happy stud Only damn time shes speechless is when shes giving a blowjob. And Im wondering even about that. | Most of the time this would be true. But I am sure I could still speak if I had YOUR dick in my mouth! | |
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Originally Posted by southern tz Most of the time this would be true. But I am sure I could still speak if I had YOUR dick in my mouth! | LMAO Bravo Bravo!!!!!! | |
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Originally Posted by baybabe LMAO Bravo Bravo!!!!!! | I am sure you probably already have figured Stroker and Studly out! The big challenge here is sikdogg. Can someone find sikdogg? | |
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Originally Posted by southern tz I am sure you probably already have figured Stroker and Studly out! The big challenge here is sikdogg. Can someone find sikdogg? | Oooo I dont know... Stroker and Study are "HARD" ones LMAO! | |
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Originally Posted by Hairtrigger Todays score report.
southern tz: 1,547,628,147
studly:0 | Of course, all of us females spotted him 2,000,000. So, we are just a bit still behind. | |
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Originally Posted by baybabe Oooo I dont know... Stroker and Study are "HARD" ones LMAO! | But they are great to have fun with. They can dish it out (although not very much) and they can also take it (very well, I must admit.) | |
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Originally Posted by southern tz But they are great to have fun with. They can dish it out (although not very much) and they can also take it (very well, I must admit.) |
Hell yeah they dish it out................they have to to keep up with you........
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How about Palin for Veep! No no, Palin for PREZ!! She seems like a tough gal... she'd make a good member here at Betterman.
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Originally Posted by bozoballz Anything goes?
How about Palin for Veep! No no, Palin for PREZ!! She seems like a tough gal... she'd make a good member here at Betterman. |
I also wonder what she'd look like with my dick in her mouth........ 
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Originally Posted by 10 I also wonder what she'd look like with my dick in her mouth........ | I'm sure she loves gagging on huge cocks ! | |
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Originally Posted by 10 I also wonder what she'd look like with my dick in her mouth........ |
::Gasp::
10! I am shocked and appalled by your statement!
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I bet she's hot as hell behind closed doors... a "take charge" kinda girl.
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Originally Posted by bozoballz I bet she's hot as hell behind closed doors... a "take charge" kinda girl. | And,,,Just a heartbeat away from being President.
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Originally Posted by JonPop And,,,Just a heartbeat away from being President. | If we can get her to join, can we make an exception and make her a moderator immediately? | |
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Originally Posted by southern tz If we can get her to join, can we make an exception and make her a moderator immediately? | Only if she will fuck all the male Moderators like you and Southern Bell had to do to become Mod's. I don't know if she would even make it as far as Italiananglo. I know that Susan was pretty well worn out when she got that far.
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Originally Posted by 10 I also wonder what she'd look like with my dick in her mouth........ | She would look like a chick with a dick in her mouth....duh...
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Originally Posted by Madame Ace 71 She would look like a chick with a dick in her mouth....duh... | You have to spell everything out for men! | |
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Originally Posted by Madame Ace 71 She would look like a chick with a dick in her mouth....duh... | Guess I walked right into that one didn't I?? 
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