I don't get why you (Big Al) would recommend hot wraps on a bruise. I mean, it is not like the penis is magically different from other bodyparts, and since bruising (the sort you discuss) is caused by broken bloodvessels and irritation, the best would be to apply something cold (not too cold) as fast as possible. Then, after some time has passed (say, a day) you can apply something warm to soothe the area. I know it is not a big deal, but it is just that applying heat to a fresh bruise might increase the swelling due to bloodvessels expanding.
Edited: I just want to add that I think the post is great. Just so it doesn't come across as an insult or an attack.
