Old 07-09-2009, 07:06 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Hello there fellow PEer's. I just got done "using" the Penismaster traction device and I must say I was unimpressed, disappointed, and a little P.Oed. Before I could even adjust the amount of traction, my head was cold and slowly losing color :( I took it off repeatedly and applied more gauze around my shaft but even though it slowed the process, after a few minutes I had to take it off. After a few minutes of research, I discovered that I kind of got the shaft when ordering because I have the Canadian one (a.k.a. the shitty version). I can immediately see the differences in this version and the German one. I guess I will have to deal with it. I also will try applying the whole roll of gauze that they gave me tomorrow but I am too pissed to even try it tonight. Anyone got suggestions? Sorry if it sounds like I'm bitching but I am frustrated.
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Old 08-15-2009, 06:15 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I don't have any suggestions but am equally frustrated. Seems there are two separate but very similar products: PenisMaster and PeniMaster. Confusing, huh? No s***. Apparently the German is "PeniMaster". I have the PenisMaster, not the PeniMaster. They look almost identical, but I took a close look at the pics of these and did notice subtle differences, in particular the amount of space between the 2 holes in the plastic piece that lies under the penis, into which the white rubbery thing that surrounds the rest of the penis below the head/glans is inserted. In the PeniMaster (German), they appear to be farther apart. From my experience in TRYING to use PenisMaster, these holes are way too close together, making it an absolute b**** trying to "get it all together", and even when I do, it's uncomfortable and the head/glans quickly turns purple and cold and not too comfy. I've tried using the gauze, but it's already difficult enough to put together - then I try adding gauze? Puleeeease! I gave up on that after several failed attempts. Maybe if I had an extra hand or two, but I don't. :(

I have written an email to Uberwhatshisname and hopefully this will get the ball rolling and clear these issues up. In my opinion the "support" after the sale (the directions that come with it and the tiny, short, un-narrated videos) doesn't cut it at all. Either that or I'm an idiot and need to go back to grade school. Sheeeeesh....

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Old 08-15-2009, 11:16 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I think there are some vids on the site somewhere if you look around.
If you are refering to Ubers I think you are he is no longer with us,
Sorry not more help, devices are not my area.
JP or Al should be along shortly.
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Old 08-16-2009, 12:08 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I don't have any suggestions but am equally frustrated. Seems there are two separate but very similar products: PenisMaster and PeniMaster. Confusing, huh? No s***. Apparently the German is "PeniMaster". I have the PenisMaster, not the PeniMaster. They look almost identical, but I took a close look at the pics of these and did notice subtle differences, in particular the amount of space between the 2 holes in the plastic piece that lies under the penis, into which the white rubbery thing that surrounds the rest of the penis below the head/glans is inserted. In the PeniMaster (German), they appear to be farther apart. From my experience in TRYING to use PenisMaster, these holes are way too close together, making it an absolute b**** trying to "get it all together", and even when I do, it's uncomfortable and the head/glans quickly turns purple and cold and not too comfy. I've tried using the gauze, but it's already difficult enough to put together - then I try adding gauze? Puleeeease! I gave up on that after several failed attempts. Maybe if I had an extra hand or two, but I don't. :(

I have written an email to Uberwhatshisname and hopefully this will get the ball rolling and clear these issues up. In my opinion the "support" after the sale (the directions that come with it and the tiny, short, un-narrated videos) doesn't cut it at all. Either that or I'm an idiot and need to go back to grade school. Sheeeeesh....

David

You emailed "Uberschwanz"???? He's no longer affiliated with Betterman. He's been gone for some time.

Sorry I'm not more help either but I've never relied on devices for my length, only manual stretching with my bare hands.
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Old 08-16-2009, 01:11 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Can't help you with this one. I have the PeniMaster, the one from Germany.
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