So there's now an automatic masterbator, when the auto jelqer

Clockwatcher · 11-26-2009, 08:28 AM

OK so it's expensive right now, but it's a sign of things to come. The automatic masterbator is here and is getting pretty rave reviews, we only have to wait for the price to drop before the average jo can afford.

So surely in principle if the belts/heaters/lubes can be combined to give the sex sensation, they can be reversed for jelqing.

Here's the link to the Fleshbot review.

RealTouch: Your Awesome Robot Rubout - marital aid test kitchen - Fleshbot

Link to product website (check out for device breakdown to see how it all works):

RealTouch - The World's First Virtual Sex Device For Men - Watch Adult Movies And Feel The Action On The Screen With RealTouch

Some quotes:

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Starting with an ever-increasing library of straight, gay, and even anime P.O.V. videos, RealTouch's North Carolina-based programmers then assiduously mark, frame by frame, each movement of (for example) Tori Black's mouth, adjusting for heat, wetness, friction, and ferocity, sending these routines to two opposing conveyor belts within the machine. Ditto Tori's hands, ass, and vagina.

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Initial web setup and login to the RealTouch account were simple, followed by a Windows Media-based software download that was considerably less difficult than a WordPress install. Our review model made a whirring sound and one subject was tentative about making a penile approach to it.

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The belts work in conjunction with heating coils, a lube reservoir, and a simple adjustably tight seal (but haptics don't care how big you are). Is one hole different from the other? The belts squeeze tighter and the coils heat hotter when you're in Bree's ass.

newimproved · 11-29-2009, 05:43 PM

Yikes, the streaming vids that make the device work are a dollar per minute! For not much more, one could go down to a hooker bar in Tijuana and get the real thing.

riverwolf85 · 01-05-2010, 11:41 PM

They wont be making to much money if it is actually a buck a minute.

happy stud · 01-09-2010, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by newimproved

Yikes, the streaming vids that make the device work are a dollar per minute! For not much more, one could go down to a hooker bar in Tijuana and get the real thing.

I agree 100% man. Why spend money fucking that damn thing when you could buy some drunk bitch a drink or two and fuck her brains out for free.

happy stud · 01-09-2010, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by riverwolf85

They wont be making to much money if it is actually a buck a minute.

Well if they relied on guys like me your right. They wouldnt make shit. But what youve got to remember is theres so many lazy ass guys that dont want to spend a little time and chase some real live pussy because they dont want to get rejected. So these dumbasses will spend their money on this shit.

happy stud · 01-09-2010, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Clockwatcher

OK so it's expensive right now, but it's a sign of things to come. The automatic masterbator is here and is getting pretty rave reviews, we only have to wait for the price to drop before the average jo can afford.

So surely in principle if the belts/heaters/lubes can be combined to give the sex sensation, they can be reversed for jelqing.

Here's the link to the Fleshbot review.

RealTouch: Your Awesome Robot Rubout - marital aid test kitchen - Fleshbot

Link to product website (check out for device breakdown to see how it all works):

RealTouch - The World's First Virtual Sex Device For Men - Watch Adult Movies And Feel The Action On The Screen With RealTouch

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Hey clockwatcher can I fuck that girl you have on your couch while you fuck this fleshlight damn thing?