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Yuck, I would never do that
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My woman won't let me
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Never tried, but would like to try
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Have tried it a couple of times
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I do it all the time!
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02-01-2010, 06:46 PM
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| Do you perform oral-anal sex on your woman? Just wondering how common it is among the guys here to toss their woman's salad? I've seen that it's very common in porn movies.
It is of course a prerequisite that she is clean down there. |
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02-02-2010, 08:16 AM
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| Ehhh...if it was like fresh out of the shower, or in the shower I might. Otherwise definitely not for me. I guess slightly hypocritical since i would stick my cock in there but not my tounge  o well...no one's perfect |
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02-02-2010, 09:21 PM
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| I wouldnt like it at all. I would be really insecure EVEN if I was fresh out of the shower.
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02-03-2010, 06:04 AM
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| The human female body is a (in my opinion) a delight of pleasurable design (perfection) I enjoy being her source of pleasure as I know more about her erogenous zones then they do......Why? its my job to know, yes having a impressive penis is important but knowing other tricks to help her in your goal of having her think your a Sex GOD is a great help not only am I on a penile enlargement program, I also am learning how to hypnotize a woman to orgasm this together with my knowledge of erogenous zones helps me to give her pleasure. |
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03-21-2010, 06:36 PM
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| Only recently have I become so interested in butt-licking.
It's the only thing that I haven't done but I wish that I've done. I'm gonna try it in the near future with the right girl for sure, there's no doubt about that :)
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03-21-2010, 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by IWantMore Only recently have I become so interested in butt-licking.
It's the only thing that I haven't done but I wish that I've done. I'm gonna try it in the near future with the right girl for sure, there's no doubt about that :) | Man with a dick as big as yours I think your tongue might have a better chance getting to a womans ass than your dick. Personally though I never have really understood why some guys are interested in that ass when that pussy is so damn much better and softer and tastier.
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03-23-2010, 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted by happy stud Man with a dick as big as yours I think your tongue might have a better chance getting to a womans ass than your dick. Personally though I never have really understood why some guys are interested in that ass when that pussy is so damn much better and softer and tastier. | Thank you for your sweet reply buddy. Well, mine is not really that big. I mean I don't think I'll ever be big enough for myself. It's all about being bigger than the other dude in the locker room and so on and so forth. All egotistical :) as for tossing her little bumhole, I think it's hot because it's naughtier than everything else. I mean it's dirty and kinda wrong, and that adds up all the more to the fun 
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03-24-2010, 12:20 AM
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Originally Posted by IWantMore Thank you for your sweet reply buddy. Well, mine is not really that big. I mean I don't think I'll ever be big enough for myself. It's all about being bigger than the other dude in the locker room and so on and so forth. All egotistical :) as for tossing her little bumhole, I think it's hot because it's naughtier than everything else. I mean it's dirty and kinda wrong, and that adds up all the more to the fun  | Yea man but what are you going to do if you get her real excited and then she farts or even worse shits?
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03-24-2010, 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted by happy stud Yea man but what are you going to do if you get her real excited and then she farts or even worse shits? | LOL  ..... I think that's one of the reasons as to why it's worth trying. Because beside being naughty, it's also very adventurous. you want to enjoy it for as long as you want but you dont want her butt to banish your face in return . so for me as an adventerous person, I think it's cool to try. Checking the environment down there in that butt before working on it alsdo shouldn't be overlooked :) but if it happens , then OMG , I WILL safely say farewell to buttlicking, and probably to the girl too 
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03-24-2010, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by IWantMore LOL  ..... I think that's one of the reasons as to why it's worth trying. Because beside being naughty, it's also very adventurous. you want to enjoy it for as long as you want but you dont want her butt to banish your face in return . so for me as an adventerous person, I think it's cool to try. Checking the environment down there in that butt before working on it alsdo shouldn't be overlooked :) but if it happens , then OMG , I WILL safely say farewell to buttlicking, and probably to the girl too  | Im all for being adventurous but hell try fucking her at a red light or under the table at a restaurant instead of doing this shit.
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03-24-2010, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by happy stud Im all for being adventurous but hell try fucking her at a red light or under the table at a restaurant instead of doing this shit. | I'm not sure whether im that inoccent sexually LOL
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03-24-2010, 10:06 PM
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| It's all about a girl with the right body and face anyway. I wouldn't just go around and lick any girls butt. If she's as hot as Kim Kardashian ??? then why not ;)
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03-27-2010, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by IWantMore It's all about a girl with the right body and face anyway. I wouldn't just go around and lick any girls butt. If she's as hot as Kim Kardashian ??? then why not ;) | Because her pussy is probably alot hotter.
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03-28-2010, 05:59 AM
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Originally Posted by happy stud Because her pussy is probably alot hotter. | I'm more of a buttman. 
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03-28-2010, 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by IWantMore I'm more of a buttman.  | Well I guess you never have to worry about getting a woman pregnant that way.
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04-09-2010, 02:55 AM
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| The tossed salad man, do you prefer jam or jelly? I prefer syrup!
Couldn't help referencing the Chris Rock skit, which is funny as hell... |
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04-09-2010, 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by slickwillie The tossed salad man, do you prefer jam or jelly? I prefer syrup!
Couldn't help referencing the Chris Rock skit, which is funny as hell... | I still say you cant beat that pussy. Only time Ive ever fucked a woman in the ass is when I was drunk.
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04-09-2010, 07:29 PM
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| Same here! |
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04-13-2010, 12:14 AM
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Originally Posted by slickwillie The tossed salad man, do you prefer jam or jelly? I prefer syrup!
Couldn't help referencing the Chris Rock skit, which is funny as hell... | Haha, that was funny, So, tell us, Slick, what does Ms. Monica like? |
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04-13-2010, 02:37 PM
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| Monica likes to skip the bullshit (actually a quote from her) and just fuck real hard for a long time. Good thing old slick is in good shape and can hang in there for an hour or so. I know my abs are usually killing me the next day, but I've yet to find a better workout. Funny thing is I rarely do crunches or any ab workouts during my regular body workout, so I highly recommend this to all. |
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04-13-2010, 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted by slickwillie Monica likes to skip the bullshit (actually a quote from her) and just fuck real hard for a long time. Good thing old slick is in good shape and can hang in there for an hour or so. I know my abs are usually killing me the next day, but I've yet to find a better workout. Funny thing is I rarely do crunches or any ab workouts during my regular body workout, so I highly recommend this to all. | "For an hour or so?" Monica is soooo lucky! I would love to for an hour but my husband can only last about 30 minutes or so. |
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04-14-2010, 05:38 AM
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| Yeah an hour is a long time! I dont know how long my boyfriend lasts when he's trying to maintain (think around 30-40min) but the last 5 times it only lasted 120 SECONDS MAYBE, no joke! Last time he obviously came cause you cant hide huge amounts of WETNESS but he tried to play it off like he didnt so I had a chance to cum too gawd. He said that its weird cause usually by this time in a relationship it takes a bit of time and work for him to get off but I have super-pussy and still make him cum super fast. Boy sucks for me to have super-pussy huh?! maybe I'll try to look really ugly and let my pube's grow way out like a bush monkey idk. 
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Originally Posted by baybabe Yeah an hour is a long time! I dont know how long my boyfriend lasts when he's trying to maintain (think around 30-40min) but the last 5 times it only lasted 120 SECONDS MAYBE, no joke! Last time he obviously came cause you cant hide huge amounts of WETNESS but he tried to play it off like he didnt so I had a chance to cum too gawd. He said that its weird cause usually by this time in a relationship it takes a bit of time and work for him to get off but I have super-pussy and still make him cum super fast. Boy sucks for me to have super-pussy huh?! maybe I'll try to look really ugly and let my pube's grow way out like a bush monkey idk.  | Do what I do. I tell my husband I have guys hitting on me all day who say they can screw me all night long. (They really don't, but its good motivation for him! LOL) |
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04-15-2010, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by baybabe Yeah an hour is a long time! I dont know how long my boyfriend lasts when he's trying to maintain (think around 30-40min) but the last 5 times it only lasted 120 SECONDS MAYBE, no joke! Last time he obviously came cause you cant hide huge amounts of WETNESS but he tried to play it off like he didnt so I had a chance to cum too gawd. He said that its weird cause usually by this time in a relationship it takes a bit of time and work for him to get off but I have super-pussy and still make him cum super fast. Boy sucks for me to have super-pussy huh?! maybe I'll try to look really ugly and let my pube's grow way out like a bush monkey idk.  | I have to admit a super tight pussy will make me cum alot faster also. Thats why I always try to get a blowjob first because i can last longer the second time.
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| Don't get me wrong, because sometimes Monica just offers up what she calls "sympathy tail" and that basically consists of a quick 5-10 minute workout. The great thing about PE is that after we both get off we can continue working out and then get off again. Monica trumps me 4-to-1 in getting off, but I'll take my 2 all day long! Cheers... |
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Originally Posted by slickwillie Don't get me wrong, because sometimes Monica just offers up what she calls "sympathy tail" and that basically consists of a quick 5-10 minute workout. The great thing about PE is that after we both get off we can continue working out and then get off again. Monica trumps me 4-to-1 in getting off, but I'll take my 2 all day long! Cheers... | As long as your getting pussy thats all that matters.
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Originally Posted by happy stud As long as your getting pussy thats all that matters. | And Monica has it for sure because I've bumped into a nasty piece of tail once or twice and certainly don't miss that experience. Like Chris Rock said, you can have pussy or pancakes (and Monica can't cook at all, well except from the Yellow Pages)! |
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Originally Posted by baybabe I wouldnt like it at all. I would be really insecure EVEN if I was fresh out of the shower. | I agree. I don't like it either.  |
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Originally Posted by baybabe Yeah an hour is a long time! I dont know how long my boyfriend lasts when he's trying to maintain (think around 30-40min) but the last 5 times it only lasted 120 SECONDS MAYBE, no joke! Last time he obviously came cause you cant hide huge amounts of WETNESS but he tried to play it off like he didnt so I had a chance to cum too gawd. He said that its weird cause usually by this time in a relationship it takes a bit of time and work for him to get off but I have super-pussy and still make him cum super fast. Boy sucks for me to have super-pussy huh?! maybe I'll try to look really ugly and let my pube's grow way out like a bush monkey idk.  | My boyfriend used to be like that. Then I figured out he wanted to hurry up to watch television.  The jerk. So, now I hide the remote. Now he takes 30+ minutes!  |
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| Like many of the posts above, I've never seen the fasination with "tossing a woman's salad" and I'm still trying to figure out where that phrase even came from.
If I can take aim at either her asshole or her pussy, I'm going for the pussy. I've never understood the obssession some men have for fucking the chicks ass, let alone licking it. ALTHOUGH, a VERY interesting turn here. My current girlfriend wants to toss my salad. She doesn't want me doing it to her but she wants to lick my asshole whilst giving me a blow job. Personally, I'll try anything once. Fortunately, Cindy loves to suck my cock and she's another nympho just like Renee was. So, I've found another Renee minus all the emotionally fucked up bullshit.
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04-16-2010, 04:08 AM
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| I agree 10, so always go with the one that tastes better and if that's her ass then you have one "interesting" lady, eh? :) I think the main reason folks fool with their asses is out of curiosity, but certainly not out of boredom. Or folks get drunk and watch some crazy anal invader porn flick and say, wow we should try that (not realizing what they're getting in to, literally)!
I avoid Monica's "old dirt road", but that's just me (although we did get loaded two or three times (sad that I can't remember) and Slick went down her dirt road).
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Originally Posted by slickwillie I agree 10, so always go with the one that tastes better and if that's her ass then you have one "interesting" lady, eh? :) I think the main reason folks fool with their asses is out of curiosity, but certainly not out of boredom. Or folks get drunk and watch some crazy anal invader porn flick and say, wow we should try that (not realizing what they're getting in to, literally)!
I avoid Monica's "old dirt road", but that's just me (although we did get loaded two or three times (sad that I can't remember) and Slick went down her dirt road).
Did I mention we love beer? :) | I like, not love beer. Even still, I'd have to have a keg in me before I'd go down the hershey highway. BUT, I am willing to let Cindy give me a rim job..........she wants to do it, I'm gonna throw caution to the wind and let her  What's the worse thing that happens?? I like it?? 
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| Make sure you don't have any "dingle berries" hanging around either 10 or she'll hate it. But if you do and she loves it, get out the video camera and start making money! :) |
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Originally Posted by slickwillie Make sure you don't have any "dingle berries" hanging around either 10 or she'll hate it. But if you do and she loves it, get out the video camera and start making money! :) | Damn slick, THAT'S a visual....lol
Somehow, the song "Super Freak" comes to mind with this scenario..... 
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Originally Posted by 10 I like, not love beer. Even still, I'd have to have a keg in me before I'd go down the hershey highway. BUT, I am willing to let Cindy give me a rim job..........she wants to do it, I'm gonna throw caution to the wind and let her  What's the worse thing that happens?? I like it??  | The worse thing that can happen is after she gets through then she wants to French kiss. What the hell you gonna do then?
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