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Old 05-09-2008, 12:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
Hostile 17
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Exclamation HELP!!! Dick Dont Work

Ok, I have been following the beginners routine but could be overstepping the boundries a bit and doing some advanced workouts because I feel as though I have been doing some of these exercises in the past before I even knew what a Kegel or Jelq was.

I started reading the forums back in February and started my routine in early March. I have a homemade Jelq Device (instructions from the forum) and the Dr. Kaplan pump with a 1 3/4 tube and 2" tube. The 1 3/4 is pretty tight but I use it during the first pump stage because some say tight tube is good for length. Oh, and I am using the SizePro enlargement capsules once a day in the morning. Started those about two weeks ago.

NOW... heres my delima. Last night, I met a chick and took her home to give this new dick a try. I havent measured yet but Im thinking it is about half an inch larger in girth (nice and hefty in my hand) and at least half an inch in length... BUT... LAST NIGHT THE DAMN THING DIDNT WANT TO WORK!!! I couldnt get a hard on to save my life. Then I hear the words every man will eventually hear, "Dont worry sweety, it happens to everyone sooner or later". FUKKKK!!! And this chick is no skank or hooker... shes a nice looker and very nice body. So the excitement was there... just the dick wasnt!

My question is... have I over trained? What gives? Even though Im 42, I used to wake to raging hard ons that I would effectionately call "Rolling over on the puppy" because it was like rolling over on a small animal!

Heres the routine:
4 days on, 2 days off. Stretching and warmup before all exercising.
AM:
Jelq device for 10 or 20 minutes
Hand jelq for 5 to 15 minutes
10 to 12 minutes in the 2" tube (while fixing breakfast) then 2 or 3 minutes of hand jelq to prevent the "Doughnut Effect"

PM:
Jelq device for 30 to 45 minutes
10 minutes in 1 3/4 tube
Hand jelq for 5 minutes
10 minutes in 2" tube
Hand jelq for 5 minutes

When Im done, I get a nice tingly feeling and decent heft that lasts for hours but looking back, I dont remember having a good "Hardon of Steel" like I am normally used to having.

What gives... please advise!

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