| dry jelqs are easy. no lube, jelq from base to mid shaft for however many times you want and then from midshaft to head again, however many times you want to.
your original routine honestly scared my penis, he went turtle on me and crawled into his shell taking my balls with him.
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Ruth Ann and Lynn they wear them cut off britches and those skinny little halters
And they're second cousins to me
Man I don't care I want to get between 'em
With a great big ol' hard on like a old bois d' arc fence post
You could hang a pipe rail gate from
Do some twisted sisters 'til the cows come home
And we'd be havin' us a time - James McMurtry "Choctaw Bingo" |