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Originally Posted by bozoballz  More girls!
Sheet I'm just over 6" length and even I hit the cervix... sometimes... no really, its happened, like once... before. However my pencil girth leaves something to be desired. (He says as he turns into a sheep.. or sheeply baaa's or stuffs some sheep wool in the condom to puff it up or something).
On a side note my job asked me to juggle for "clown week". Yeah. Bozoballz moving up in the world. The shitty part is I can't juggle for more than like 5 seconds.
If that doesn't make them laugh I'll whip it out for a few helicopter shakes and once they see that little boy they'll laugh their heads off. Thats my backup plan. |
I always enjoy reading your posts, bozoballz! You're so funny! You mentioned girth, which usually brings a raised eyebrow to most women. You might want to read Marty's posts on clamping. I have gotten my boyfriend to clamp about 30 minutes before we have sex, and although the additional girth is temporary, I have increased my orgasms by his additional thickness!!
