Originally Posted by bozoballz

"So... Nikki.... how 'bout we take a nice ride and see if we can't get to know each other a little better?"

.... okay that sucks, way too conservative...

"Hi Nikki, I have a fat cow in need of milking, care to be my milkmaid?"

Ok, that's just disturbing.

"Hi beautiful, can I fuck and suck yer tits!"

That would get me beat up....

I suck.

Fuck it, I hate pick up lines. I make a way better nerd. Where's the nearest Star Wars convention?