So sweetie... if you have a hole to fill I have some... spackling compound.... I'm good with tools and if you like I can even drill your well, dig deep, pump some water and nourish your flower garden... then we can make some butter milk pancakes topped with sweet syrup and whipped cream and then maybe we can dip our tongues into all that sweet goodness and drizzle it down your chin and wet your hair and I can lick it off... or I'll get the cat to lick it off... or the dog.
Or not.
Or we can do math problems together and watch Lord of the Rings... and then the news.
In this way I assure I will never pass my genes.
