Old 12-21-2003, 04:19 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Twisted Pecker Help (LOL)

Okie Dokie ... since we're not suppose to be afraid or ashamed to say or ask anything here penis related, then here goes one for you ...

A boy once asked me how old you were when you stopped masturbating. I told him he'd have to ask someone older than me ... LOL. Consequently, after many years of spanking my monkey I have (and have had for years) a slight twist. I attribute this to masturbating. The twist fits perfectly in my right hand ... LOL. If you stood in front of me and looked at my penis you would see that it is slightly rotated clockwise.

My question is this: Can I use PE exercises to straigthen the wood out? If so, what would you recommend?

Thanks, and stop laughing ... LOL

Marty

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Old 12-21-2003, 02:00 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Hey Marty5379; Try masturbating "Left Handed?" LOL

But seriously, I have a really pronounced curve to the right from years of "Dressing Right". After only a short time of useing the Penimaster,
it is starting to straighten out. Maybe this would be the answer to your "Twist?" This thing works kinda like, putting braces on teeth:D

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Old 12-21-2003, 04:14 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Hey Marty5379; Try masturbating "Left Handed?" LOL

Good luck and save some of that wang wack, to help you grow.
LOL ... believe it or not, I tried the left hand idea, but it felt like someone else was doing it and made me feel guilty - as if I were cheating on my wife ... LOL.

I did twist my penis 180 degrees counterclockwise and place it in the penimaster once thinking this might help straigthen the clockwise twist. Reckon this is a good idea?

The twist did not become VERY evident until I started PJing and getting those rock hard hards. And for the record, the masturbation that caused this was pre-marriage and during those weeks and weeks of no sex following the birth of our children. Every now and then the trigger gets pulled after doing PE. So that which caused the twist is rarely practiced today.

Thanks for the suggestion - Marty
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Old 12-21-2003, 04:29 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Damn, Marty, I think you are a left handed thread in a right handed thread world.LOL:D How about laying it on a board and hitting it with a hammer, Kinda like you straighten out a bent nail???hehehe!
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Old 12-22-2003, 07:15 PM   #5 (permalink)
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LOL! Good one,JonPop :)

Marty,I had the same here,and during the months of using nothing but PJ it started straightening.I think it's from my 80% erected state during the exercises.
Oh,and Yes,definitely switched to left
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Old 12-22-2003, 10:43 PM   #6 (permalink)
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That's good news playtimer. Today I clamped everything on for using the penimaster, but before I inserted the rods I twisted my pecker 360 degrees counterclockwise and then clamped everything together. I wore it this way for 30 minutes. I think I'll include such a hookup at least once per day and see if this helps any.
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Old 04-16-2007, 05:57 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I just wanted...................

I just wanted to bump this thread up again, has anybody had results to fixing the curve or twist?
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Old 06-13-2007, 12:47 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Hmmm, logically thinking if you can increase your peckers volume by 50% due to PE, then you should during that time also be able to grow more/less on either side of it?

I'm trying to fix my curve too, what I do is that when I jelq I put more pressure with the index finger rather than the thumb with an OK grip. The higher pressure in the grip is applied to the side which is shorter. This way I'm thinking that once my peckers shaft grows enough, the one side should grow more due to a more intense workout

Unforunately I've had no luck so far, but then again I haven't grown enough so far
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Old 06-14-2007, 04:59 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Marty, most penises are more or less curved to the left and often with a clock-wise rotation. The reason for this is that the penis is made up of three rod-like parts. The corpus spongiosum swelling up into the glans, and beneath the glans two erectile 'rods' called the corpora cavernosa - the main erectile tissue. Now because in right-handed people the right side of the body is slightly larger than the left side, the right corpus spongiosum is slightly larger too so, both when flaccid, but more in erection, the right twists the penis slightly to the left. Also, when the base of your penis grows fatter it will not fit so flatly in the pubic arch so it rotates slightly especially when erect. The PM will help, and so will Mazter's suggestion. In that exercise try and twist the semi-erect organ to the opposite of the curve and pump up the shorter curve holding the base well and kegeling.
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Marty, most penises are more or less curved to the left and often with a clock-wise rotation. The reason for this is that the penis is made up of three rod-like parts. The corpus spongiosum swelling up into the glans, and beneath the glans two erectile 'rods' called the corpora cavernosa - the main erectile tissue. Now because in right-handed people the right side of the body is slightly larger than the left side, the right corpus spongiosum is slightly larger too so, both when flaccid, but more in erection, the right twists the penis slightly to the left. Also, when the base of your penis grows fatter it will not fit so flatly in the pubic arch so it rotates slightly especially when erect. The PM will help, and so will Mazter's suggestion. In that exercise try and twist the semi-erect organ to the opposite of the curve and pump up the shorter curve holding the base well and kegeling.
Good post Adam, do you think that years of materbaiting might play into a curve?
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Old 06-15-2007, 11:52 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I "dress right" according to JP (damn that's a bad military flashback), but anyway I've been stretching at least 75% to the left to try and get rid of the right hang. I think its working, but I've only been focusing on this for about 2-3 months, so I'll really see at about 6 months if it's actually working. If not, oh well because I'm right handed so I favor "tuggin" on slick with my left hand anyway...
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Old 06-15-2007, 03:13 PM   #12 (permalink)
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For our younger members that have never heard the term:

Dressing right or left, is down which leg you wear your dick. A tailor in a fine clothier shop, will always inquire if you dress right or left when making you a suit.

And slick, yeah....Brings back military memories.
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I dont know if you remember but I had a serious curve when I started PE. I thought all hope was lost....

Just dress to the other side NO MATTER WHAT, wear the PM, and do some jelqs to the side that it is curving away from. Also, when you do your kegels, do it while slightly erect and dressed the other way. This way its almost an erect bend at the same time. Worked for me. My curves gone in one year!
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Before I started pe I "dressed right" and had both a slight twist and an upward curve. Even though I never kept my starting routine from more than a year ago, after my first month of using the pj all 3 problems were gone. All I did was make sure that when pj'ing that I; clamped down as to force the twist back to it's starting position, pulled straight out and slightly to the left to even out my "dress", and pj'ed with the top roller slightly behind the bottom roller as to angle my shaft in a way that straightened my upward curve. Now other than a very slight upward curve I'm as straight as can be.
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Uhhh, we are so glad to hear that you are "straight" snake. Hee.
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Solid snake, an upward curve is very common and normal on many penises. Some say that it is better to have an upward curve because it hits a woman's G-spot which is said to be present up the front part of the vagina - if it exists at all. Furthermore a slight upward curve looks quite attractive on some men.
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Okie Dokie ... since we're not suppose to be afraid or ashamed to say or ask anything here penis related, then here goes one for you ...

A boy once asked me how old you were when you stopped masturbating. I told him he'd have to ask someone older than me ... LOL. Consequently, after many years of spanking my monkey I have (and have had for years) a slight twist. I attribute this to masturbating. The twist fits perfectly in my right hand ... LOL. If you stood in front of me and looked at my penis you would see that it is slightly rotated clockwise.

My question is this: Can I use PE exercises to straigthen the wood out? If so, what would you recommend?

Thanks, and stop laughing ... LOL

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This is a pretty old post, whats the update on the situation? did you have a real twist or just a curve? And did it twist a lot at the glands by any chance?
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twist that muh fucka back!... gradually... I'm being serious.
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