Semen taste and texture... o.O

Discussion in 'The Men's Lounge' started by offthewaller, Aug 24, 2004.

  1. offthewaller

    offthewaller New Member

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    My problem is that my girlfriend has a problem with the texture and taste of my semen. She says it is too thick and the taste is too strong (I don't know if she means too salty or something, but yeah, I'm just going on what she has told me.). She enjoys doing oral, and I think she would like to um... continuing swallowing(she kind of beats-around-the-bush when I ask her, but it seem like she wants to.). She went off to college, and won't be back for a few months, most likely Thanksgiving. I'd like to do something about this, I would think drinking more water would do it, but I would like to ask a for more opinions on this matter. Thanks for your time.
    P.S. - I don't know if age matters, but I am 17 and she is 19. She hasn't really done much sexual or orally, so I would like to make things like this very special to her to show that I really love her. Thank you for your help.
  2. JonPop

    JonPop <B><font color="#CC9933">Senior Administrator</fon

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    offthewaller. Welcome to the BetterMan Forum.

    Anyone have an answer for this young man? JonPop

  3. Curves2theleft

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    What works for me from my experience for better tasting semen

    Although there is no scientific proof, it is widely believed that different foods, as well as tobacco and alcohol, can directly affect the taste of a man's ejaculate.

    From my experience you need to avoid dairy products, cauliflower, broccoli, and asparagus a day or so before dropping the load with your woman. Limit foods that are heavy in garlic and onions. Smoking and drinking may also affect the taste of his semen, so cut down (or better yet stop) when you're in the mood.

    Some say eating parsley before oral sex affects the flavor of semen -- that is, it sweetens things up. If you ask around, you'll probably find many other "remedies" that various individuals swear by. Again, as long as the foods aren't poisonous, there's no harm in trying. Try a couple of bananas before hand!

    Here's a recipe for a drink that incorporates many popular cum-enhancing ingredients, as well as some used by cum-flavoring supplements that works for me and my wife.

    Cum Smoothie

    1 cup pineapple, fresh or canned
    1 banana, frozen
    1 cup apple juice
    1/2 tsp ginger
    1/2 tsp cinnamon
    1/4 tsp nutmeg
    1/2 tsp vanilla extract
    2 TBS honey

    Blend all ingredients in a blender until smooth. Drink immediately. Repeat daily for best results.

    Please let us all know here how it goes...

    Kind regards,

    C2L
  4. Curves2theleft

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    Almost forgot..

    I just spoke to my wife and she reminded me also you might want to down an energy drink called MONSTER or another one from SOBE in the red can. My wife says this is the quickest way to great tasting cum. This is what weve been doing as of late. Amazing how common rituals you forget since they become second nature. She says its like swallowing sugar water plus it does increase your load as it has some of the ingredents JP has us taking in our supplements.

    Just a FYI

    Take care.

    Kind regards,

    C2L
  5. JonPop

    JonPop <B><font color="#CC9933">Senior Administrator</fon

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    Hey Curve....Nice. Jp
  6. offthewaller

    offthewaller New Member

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    Wow.... I'll try it all out. I guess yeah... I have been drinking more milk than I use to... and being filipino a lot of food has garlic in it, gotta try to cut down on this. Thank you for the help. :) I'll let you guys know what happens when she comes back, it'll be awhile seeing that Thanksgiving might be the soonest time we would have togther. Thank you again for the help :)
  7. sikdogg

    sikdogg <font color="#0066B8">Minister of Information, Mod

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    I've tried Semenex and my wife said that she definitely noticed the difference, but a glasss of pineapple juice 3 times a day has also helped. Oh and make sure you drink alot of water...

    www.semenex.com
  8. Playtimer

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    C2L is right. I also know about these ingredients helping in cum taste. Especially pineapple.

    Great post,C2L! :)

    Play
  9. viperos

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    you could always enjoy yourself the nite before to thin it down...... :p and remember the quote "you are what you eat" from all the health people out there , eat good (no crap junk food etc) or cut it down at least and eat a piece of fruit with your regular meals (acts as an antioxidant to clean out your system) thats what id do :) good luck
  10. offthewaller

    offthewaller New Member

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    Hmmm...

    Seems like pineapple is the big ingredient. Lol. I'll try getting some pineapple stuff and eating that daily. I don't really eat that many snacks, if anything, very little chocolate (acne goes haywire when i eat too much), little bit of Salt & Vinegar chips, mebe cookies would be the most i eat. But i rarely eat snacks, just the three main meals. I'll incorporate pineapples into my diet. Lately been drinking smoothies, but I put ice cream and milk in it and fruit. I'll stick with the stuff listed. Thanks for the more input on this. I hope this helps other people too, cause I'm pretty sure as hell this stuff will help me. Thanks again. :)
  11. Marty5379

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    Mrs. 5379 says pineapple is good. Cellery is also used by porn stars. I watched a woman suck a man dry and then comment on how well his cum tasted. He said he ate a stalk of cellery everyday. This was not a sexathon porn video, sort of an instructional guide to sexual matters that I got my hands on a while back.

    Now, Mrs. 5379's favorite thing to do is to grease my willy up with some cherry flavored eatible lube and then suck the cream out of the cream roll. She says the cherry flavor offsets any bad taste. This is her favorite method. I like it too since it does not require that I watch my diet. Strawberry flavored whip cream in a can is good. In fact, it makes pussy taste that much better. Squirt a pyramid on the head of the one-eyed snake and tell her to drain the insides. These flavored items are very effective.
  12. tZcc

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    As an aside,

    I heard over at Thunder's Place that Cranberry Juice is supposed to make the ladies taste better. Haven't tried it myself... no volunteers lately... :(
  13. sikdogg

    sikdogg <font color="#0066B8">Minister of Information, Mod

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    Just eating good won't work... there are several things that are "good for you" that WILL make your semen taste bad. Here's a snippet of stuff i found...

  14. offthewaller

    offthewaller New Member

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    Ooo... cool... would ice tea be considered tea? I love that stuff, lol. Hmmm.... I think my problem is lack of vegetables and fruits. I'm going to have to load up on that stuff. I eat mainly meats, poultry, etc. That might be why... lol. Oh damn... I like salty foods... I guess I should eat less salty foods... Well anyways, I just got back from Sam's Club, got canned pineapples, and apple juice and bananas. I'm thinking of having a healthy smoothie daily to help balance things out. Thanks for more info on this matter. :)
    Oh one more thing, you think if i added crush ice to the cum smoothy, that wouldn't have an affect on it?
    Last edited: Aug 25, 2004
  15. Curves2theleft

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    Yes you can add crushed ice. I do as well because it gives it a cold blast when you down it. Its hot as hell here in Kansas so they make for a cool treat. Use crushed ice when your making the smoothie or you can add it afterwards. Plus we all could use a little more water in our day anyway. =:)

    Take care.

    Kind regards,

    C2L
  16. offthewaller

    offthewaller New Member

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    Lol. True that. I live in souther California, desert area, really hot here too. Usually when i made smoothies or shakes, whatever it is i make, its just , crushed ice, ice cream, milk, fruit, sugar, and use one of those thunder stick things on it, lol. I'm thinking of doing that to it. lol.
    EDIT: Hmmm.... i just made th smoothie... looks pretty disgusting, lol. Tastes damn good. lol. Weird texture tho....maybe I should use a blender next time, lol.
    Last edited: Aug 26, 2004
  17. gbpackers

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    i also heard that eating oranges helps out too, im not sure if thats true though
  18. Überschwanz

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    I've heard this too. In fact, semen contains a large amount of fructose, the same sugar contained in most fruits which is used to provide nourishment for the sperm cells. I drink a couple of glasses of orange juice each day and have noticed greater volume and a more uniform consistency in my semen.
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    If you want a bigger load, Vit C supplements can help you with that. It can help mature you sperm cells quickly, protein shakes can help too.
  20. offthewaller

    offthewaller New Member

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    Thanks for all the input. Gonna try all this stuff out. I just bought a crate of mango juice just for th heck of it. But you think mango is good too?