Testicle Size

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  1. Überschwanz

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    I was curious about where I stood in terms of testicle size so I decided to do a little research.

    Doctors use a device called an orchidometer to measure testicle volume. All they do is find the closest matching bead. It's simple as that. When a boy reaches size 4 (i.e. 4ml), then he is in stage 2 of puberty.

    You can still measure your testicle volume without your own orchidometer. I've included a simple printout version. The numbers in the ovals are in milliliters. After printing it out, make sure that the scale on the lower right matches up with 1 inch (measured between the black lines of the scale) on your ruler or you're wasting your time. The length and width of the largest oval are 1 7/8" and 1 3/16" respectively (including the black lines this time). When measuring your balls with a ruler make sure to push away the skin of your scrotum. Pull it as tight as you can.

    To my pleasant surprise I am 2 1/8" x 1 1/4" (the empty white oval I printed out). The reason I bring all this up is because I want to stimulate some fresh discussion on ways to increase testicle size. I have a 2-stage cylinder, but I use it infrequently. Has anybody had success enlarging their testicles? If so, what did you do?

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    Stupid question, but what is the point on enlarging the testicles? The penis I can see but the testicles? I've got a pretty large set so I'm not concerned.

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    Why not? It's cool to have big balls! It's all about aesthetics 10.
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    Well, I guess I was indirectly blessed Uber. Big balls, small dick (until PE came along that is. Now I'm getting a matching set hehehe).
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    Yes! Off the chart!:biggrin:
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    Are women turned on by a good large set of balls? I realize that no woman wants a guy with an 8" penis and a set of raisenettes as testicles, but in reality, does size in terms of testicles count to women???
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    so do you lay your ball down on its side??
  8. Überschwanz

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    No. Just hold a ruler alongside each of your testicles.
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    I just found the formula for the volume of an ellipsoid.

    π/6 × length × width²

    Make sure that you convert your measurements from inches into centimeters before plugging them in. The number you get out will be in milliliters.

    Click here to see post #68 for a convenient little calculator I made. Plug in your measurements in inches. It converts the numbers automatically.
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    You had to go there with the metric stuff didn't you Uber? :wink: OK, am I supposed to squash my nuts with the rule laying along side it? Now I'm really curious as to how big my balls are.
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    Sorry but I can't help but brag.

    π/6 × 5.3975 × 3.175² = 28.5ml:a14:
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    Damn Uber... are you part Ostrich or something??

    I think i'm in the 10-14 range but what bothers me about my balls isn't so much their size but the fact that they don't hang very low. Throw in a little cold breeze and they bury themselves deep in my stomach or something... I need to work on them to get them to hang lower like Supra did (only not as low as his). I think he called the process Ball Enlargement (BE)...
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    Just pull the skin tight around the backside of you ball and measure. Make sure not to overestimate the length because you'll have some empty scrotal space between your ball and scrotum at the top and bottom of the testicle if you don't push that down too.
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    I've noticed mine will sag with heat. If it's a hot day or even during warmup prior to hanging/girth work, my nut sack will hang pretty low. In fact it's doing it now haha.
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    From Wikipedia.org:

    The average is 18.6cc.

    http://www.infertility-male.com/patientevaluation/histpsyexa.htm
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    I hate to sound stupid Uber but I'm not getting it. Am I looking to just measure the size of the nut inside the sack? :confused:
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    Exactly. In other words, what would the length and width of your balls be if you took them out of your sack :a3: and put them on the table?
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    I don't know. You tell me.

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    You guys:

    This is the most hilarious exchange I have ever read! You guys made me almost pee in my panties! Actually, I really never have given it much thought. Big balls are very impressive to look at, but are you going to fuck me with them or your cock?

    Jen
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    Damn you hang low Uber. Nice dick by the way!!